Archive for May, 2007
May 31, 2007 at 8:36 pm
· Filed under BFB Blog News, Generally Offensive, Google
I think it’s really interesting what people are googling and finding my site. This one was sad though. Someone googled “Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead”.
If you are still hanging around here just remember: In the afterlife, suicides become civil servants. You won’t be better off dead. You’ll just be dead. You’ll be dead soon enough anyway, and you might have a few good days yet to come. Hang in there. Life sucks for all of us. Even MK Rules! isn’t happy all the time, I’ll bet. And she’s REALLY happy.
There. I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t say anything.
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May 31, 2007 at 3:05 pm
· Filed under Blame Tracy, Generally Offensive
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May 31, 2007 at 1:22 pm
· Filed under Duh Wrote This, Generally Offensive, Google

Someone googled “indian office fucing” and found my blog. Welcome!
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May 31, 2007 at 12:36 pm
· Filed under Blame Tracy, Duh Wrote This, Hate Mail, MK Kooks, PT Turds
Double whammy in the ole e-mail inbox today. A copy of Wednesday’s PT hatemail was delivered fresh to my virtual door.
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May 31, 2007 at 12:27 pm
· Filed under Blame Tracy, Duh Wrote This, PT Turds

I get e-mails everyday from people willing to copy parts of the PT site that I can’t access. I also get a lot of e-mails from people with stories about Tracy, Sickie, and some of the other folks on there. People tell me about why they were banned. They tell me about comments Tracy has made that are not so nice. These e-mails are coming from people I don’t even know.
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May 29, 2007 at 9:08 pm
· Filed under Blame Tracy, Duh Wrote This, Generally Offensive, PT Turds

I am a Christian, and I believe in the power of prayer. I especially believe Matthew 18:19-20:
“Again, I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything you ask for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven. For where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them.”
I truly believe that when Christians come together in prayer, their prayers will be answered if it is God’s will. The problem is most people are praying for the wrong things. That being said, I’d like to tell you about a dream I had. A dream I had on Friday night.
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May 29, 2007 at 4:16 pm
· Filed under Bologna Write this, PT Turds

By: My Bologna Has A First Name
Recipe for PT Kool-Aid
Over the weekend, I came across Tracy’s recipe for PT Kool-Aid in Woman’s Day. Can you believe it? I decided to share it with you even though it’s top secret. I know you ladies can keep a secret, right?
Start with a large pitcher, mix ingredients as listed and then chill for 1hour
1oz Truth
1cup Lies
¾ cup Fake concern
1 TBSP Rage
2 cups Manipulation
1 cup Paranoia
3 oz Bitterness
Dash of despair
Pinch of scandal to taste
NO Sugar, this is very important! We can’t have any sweetness in this kool-aid
Now that we all know the ingredients, we can all make our own PT Kool-Aid. Just in time for summer!!! Bon Appetite
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May 29, 2007 at 1:17 pm
· Filed under Caption that Photo, Duh Wrote This, PT Turds

(Picture edited by pynkphantom/Tracy’s request. )
I know you guys can make up better captions than those Pink Truthers. So let’s see ‘em.
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May 29, 2007 at 12:46 pm
· Filed under Blame Tracy, Duh Wrote This

I’m starting a brand new category. It’s called “Blame Tracy”. I like to play a little game with myself. Whenever something bad happens to me, I like to blame someone who is probably not responsible. That person is almost always someone who just pisses me off in general. I just like to have an excuse to dislike them even more. For now, that person is Tracy.
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May 26, 2007 at 9:41 pm
· Filed under Uncategorized

The story behind this sock is not mine, but it’s a good one. You guys have a nice Memorial Day with your family and friends. Remember the troops. The troops in Iraq and all over the world today, the troops here at home that are too old to fight (but would love to tell you about it), and the troops that aren’t with us anymore.
Thank you.
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