Hey guys!
I totally forgot that you guys were guessing about my new job. OK, so here’s another clue. The other day, some old lady whipped out her boob on me. Straight up boob in my face.
What do you think??
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LOL LOL LOL said
nurse?
The Therapist said
Lactation consultant
Pimp
showgirl trainer
shadesofpink said
some type of medical assistant? midwife? Night watch at a nursing home?
princessedamame said
Mammographer of the Evening?
Dana said
Something medically. And yes, medically is a word. I just made it one.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
You do mammograms!
TCM said
Victoria secret cashier?
Duh said
You guys are so close.
Judi said
You work at a long term care facility
Willie Lump Lump said
Duh, will you spit it out already!
HH said
Ultrasound technician????? Mammogram tech?
pppj said
registered nurse
a helper nurse – darn what is that term?
the person who works the goofy ultrasound machines searching for odd things in ladies breats.
The mammagrapher. Yes, that is a word now. I made it up.
The cheerful receptionist who said, “Hi, can I help you” to a patient at main desk and old lady whipped out her boob and said, “HELP THIS.”
Those are the things that I picture.
Of course, you could be a nurse at a plastic surgeon. Perhaps the old lady wants a LIFT.
could be a kinky old lady porn site thing…hmm…..
Mentally Fucked by Tracy said
physician’s assistant?
shadesofpink said
X-ray tech?
shadesofpink said
physician’s assistant?
shadesofpink said
Assisted living orderly?
shadesofpink said
Receptionist at a psych ward?
shadesofpink said
oops! someone said physician’s assistant; my bad!
Accountable said
You measure people for correct bra sizes!! LOL!!
colleen said
Maybe DUH is a radiologist!!
Guess who said
A plastic surgeon.
Could you do mine?
Shay the Duhpuppy said
Either you work at an assisted living facility or you work at a home for retired prostitutes.
She Who Must Not Be Outed said
You are doing piercings now, aren’t you? Do you tattoo, too? I think she just wanted your opinion, gold or silver. That’s what I think.
pppj said
uh, was it your mom?
gothchiq said
Nurse or midwife?
colleen said
Caregiver?
princessedamame said
Spill it, bitch!
pppj said
—–hey, off topic but has anyone seen that hilarious DUH commercial on televisoin?
I laugh my head off every time as i think of our good friend, duh. It’s obviously not a good marketing tool as I have no clue what they are trying to advertise.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
She’s just makin this shit up yo.
Duh said
That Duh commercial is for Kia’s or something, isn’t it?
Your guesses are so much better than what my actual job is. Sheesh. I don’t even want to tell you know. It’d be anticlimactic.
Duh said
Happy Belated Birthday Dizzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Cheese Stands Alone said
PPPJ,
I giggle to myself everytime I see that “Duh” commercial, too. It’s definitely for a car…..I think it is Kia……or maybe Hyundai?
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
TCSA
Accountable said
Hyundai commercial… I ws wondering why it wasn’t a Honduh commercial instead..
freefrompt said
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darn it I haven’t seen that commerical. Can’t wait to see the duhmobile in action.
gothchiq said
If you don’t tell me, I am going to send you naked pictures of myself…cellulite and fat rolls included…until you spill it. I’ll show you some boobies.
HH said
Duh, Duh Duh Duh! I lurves that commercial too.
I think this is Duh’s form of torture not telling us what she does. Gothie tuck the boobies away…..
Willie Lump Lump said
Oh shit! Dizzy just had birthday?
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY YOU SKANK!
Starr said
CNA, LPN or RN at a long term health care facility a/k/a as a retirement or nursing home? Or as one of those three in a hospital?
I know the night shift has lots of time on their hands- hence Duh would be able to spend lots of time on the computer doing whatever.
Willie Lump Lump said
Oooh now Duh can have a whole bunch of letters after her name like someone else we all know. I’m so proud of you, Duh. I knew you could do it….
Duh Duhster CNA, LPN, RN, LVN, MA, MD, SOL
I'll Have a Cosmo said
You work in an ER. That is one place you will find crazy, fucked up people at night!
assylum rat said
It aint just ER’s you find fucked up crazy people.
I'll Have a Cosmo said
Ah……………you are right. People walking into my clinic every day are extremely screwed up and manipulative. I think they think we have signs on our foreheads that read, ” I am a moron and will believe whatever you tell me.” Granted I have never had a boob thrust in my face but plenty of asses, unwashed asses……………stinky, crusty ass.
fightingwindmills said
Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Thanks for the birthday wishes you hos! I am so old now at the ripe age of 34 whoop whoop!
Happy Turkey Day to all!!!
princessedamame said
Hah, Dizzy- today I am the ripe YOUNG age of 33!!!!!!!
I'll Have a Cosmo said
I am 6 months from entering my fourth decade. I have quite enjoyed my 3rd.
pppj said
Hey, the old lady was a bird. You work in a turkey plant supervising birds.
Mercedes said
I was going to guess-but I’ll Have a Cosmo already did. You work in an ER at nights. Hey everyone-Happy Late Thanksgiving!
pppj said
Hey Mer – woof to you!
Mercedes said
Woof Woof back at ya!
Watching the Tennessee Volunteers and the Kentucky Wildcats…fourth overtime and my nails are almost gone!
Mrs-We need a breakthrough to get to the SEC Championship!
Crossing almost no nails left Fingers….
Mercedes said
Whew! We did it! 52-50 and four overtimes!
All of the sudden I feel sick-my nerves hit just now! Whew!
Mrs-We are going to the SEC Championship!!!!!!!!!!!
Good ol’ Rocky Top! Rocky Top Tennessee! GO BIG ORANGE!
WOOF! Go Smokey!
WOOF-WOOF!
Me said
Mercedes, where do you live? I’m a Tennessean too
Mercedes said
Cool beans-I believe I saw that once and I was going to ask you the same thing-then my mind went #$%#@$%! I am in Middle Tennessee-60 miles south of Nashville. I will give you a hint-I live right in the middle of Jack Daniels and George Dickel and the name of my town is unique-so unique it is the only one in the world! So where are you at? Are you from Tennessee-not a transplant-as Mrs would say. When I was on PT for my brief stint-I became good friends with Chop and we were planning a meeting for lunch for anyone in the surrounding area-but we planned to meet in Atlanta…a little far actually. We should meet Mrs for lunch sometime-eh?
Cheers to you-from one Tennessean to another.
GO BIG ORANGE! WHEW!
WOOF!
Me said
I was born and raised in Nashville. Work in downtown Nashville now, but live in the next county over to the west. I know where Mrs. M lives–we have corresponded via email several times. And I know where you are too! Are you a native Tennessean?
Who is Chop?
Mercedes said
Yes I am-I was born in Nashville-Baptist Hospital. My older brother was born there too. We lived in Hendersonville until I was 2, then moved to Manchester. We lived there until I was 4. My parents divorced and we moved to T-town. My younger brother was born here. I have been here ever since…lived here and there-Middle Tennessee-on and off and now I am back. Brothers moved far away though. You are pretty close to Mrs-right?
Mercedes said
TMI? I’m not scared-lol!
WOOF!
Mercedes said
AAAHHHH-the time here has changed on me. What happened?
Mercedes said
oops-just saw your question. Chopportunity. Hope she doesn’t mind-I haven’t heard from her in a bit. I miss her!
freefrompt said
Mer, I can tell you where to find her.
Mercedes said
hey chicadee-wassup? I have been in hiding again-me so sorry. Hope it hasn’t been a month-hehe. LYMI!
princessedamame said
I was in Nashville once for a convention for DH. Didn’t rent a car, so I took “the walking tour” every day I loved it – had a blast!
Mercedes said
Cool! How long were you there?
shadesofpink said
I’ve been to Nashville once when my high school choir traveled there AGES ago–we were audience members on the Crook and Chase show on TNN. lol! My most recent TN trip was in 2003 when my boyfriend (now husband) and I went to the Bonnaroo Music Festival. What an adventure that was!
So, Duh, are you gonna tell us what you do or what?
shadesofpink said
Oh, I forgot–Bonnaroo is held annually in Manchester.
Mercedes said
shadesofpink~When you came to Bonnaroo, you were right down the road from me-about 10-15 miles. Tool cool.
WOOF!
colleen said
DUH tell us what it is you do!!!! I cant wait its like a ticking clock on Jeopardy……LOL
shadesofpink said
Cool, Mercedes! That concert event was huge! lol
And, Duh, we’re waaaiiiitiiing…
jazzycat said
Mercedes, My brother-in-law works at Baptist and his wife works in Hendersonville!! I plan to be in your area the middle of next month, I’ll be in touch.
Jazzy
Mercedes said
We should have a Mid TN lunch somewhere-of course I am not too fond of driving in Nashville-but I will do it. Anyone else in the area up for it?
pynkmyst said
I think DUH is working casting for internet porn movies
oh… and you been tagged DUH
Mercedes said
LOL!