Archive for April, 2008

Gay men should burn in hell!!

April 24, 2008 at 12:44 am · Filed under Duh Wrote This

First of all, when the hell did Doogie Howser get this hot??!!! 

Second of all, if they are gonna rub it in our faces that they can kiss that well, then I’m going to join the Christian fundies in wishing them an eternity of scorching hotness. 

My husband loves this show, and last night was the first time ever that I sat down to watch it with him.  OMG, I’m in love with Doogie all over again.  I so totally had a crush on him when I was 12.  I even had a little poster of him by my bed.

SHUT UP.

So gay men everywhere, you must all be punished for making me feel this ache in my belly for NPH. 

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My mommy says I’m special

April 22, 2008 at 8:08 pm · Filed under Uncategorized

Written By: ScrewU

Not to take away from the tragedy that Duh has faced with her burgalization, but I wondered if anyone noticed that we rolled right past 300,000 hits?  That’s a lotta.  Specially when we haven’t done jack in the last couple months.

So anyways, woo hoo for us.  We might just be special.  Too bad I don’t base my self worth off of blog hits… maybe I should start.

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Bitches jacked my grill!

April 18, 2008 at 7:21 pm · Filed under Duh Wrote This, Totally Off Topic

Me and my grill

 

So today I came home, and some assholes had broken into my house.  Yep.  I’ve been burgled. 

They got our TV, our Wii, all my jewelry, every electronic thing not literally tied down, all my CD’s, and my freaking sweet ass Coach purse.  They even got my grill!!!  Can you believe that??  I paid like 30 bucks for that on Ebay.  Jerks.

My neighbors saw one of them exiting with our stuff and yelled at them.  They took off.  Guess what they didn’t get?  The computer.  Aw yeah.

I was gone for 2 hours.  I came home and there’s a cop standing in my house.  It was so weird.  He was such a nice guy.  He took the kids around and showed them that nobody was there.  He even helped them look under the beds.  Then we got to wait around for the crime scene guy to dust for fingerprints.  We’ll see if they catch the guys. 

Now we have to start combing the pawnshops for the jewelry.  They took everything worth anything except for one emerald ring that I really don’t like.  Dave gave it to me for my birthday a couple years ago, and I’ve never worn it.  I showed him it was still there.  Even the burglars don’t want it!!  Haha!

I was a little upset that I hadn’t cleaned the house before this happened.  I told the cop that the burglars had trashed the place, and he was like, “really?”  Uh, no.  He just laughed and said his house looks worse.  He was really nice. 

So enjoy this picture of me and my beloved grill.  It will be the last.

 

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Whataburger Friday

April 4, 2008 at 9:10 pm · Filed under Duh Wrote This, Generally Offensive, Totally Off Topic

Extra garbagey.

One of my fries at Whataburger tasted like garbage.  No, I mean like actual garbage.  Do you know the sickening sweet odor a dumpster gives off?  That’s what my fry tasted like.  I spit that thing right out.

I still ate the burger though.  It tasted great.  I’m not sure if that was such a wise decision.  But in all honesty, if I’m eating at Whataburger in the first place, does it really matter if the fry came out of a dumpster?  Who knows what’s in the food in the best of circumstances.

I probably shouldn’t have eaten the burger now that I’m thinking about it. 

But the other fries weren’t bad.  It was just one rogue fry.  The kids had already eaten theirs with no complaints.

Should I keep the half chewed fry as evidence?  I could put it in a ziploc and bring it back.  “Smell this fry, Whataburger Guy.”  But it’s half chewed.  I could just have really bad garbage breath.  He wouldn’t know.

Shouldn’t have eaten the burger.  UGH.

I can’t  decide what’s worse…eating the burger or trying to rationalize eating the burger.  It was tasty though.

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