So today I came home, and some assholes had broken into my house. Yep. I’ve been burgled.
They got our TV, our Wii, all my jewelry, every electronic thing not literally tied down, all my CD’s, and my freaking sweet ass Coach purse. They even got my grill!!! Can you believe that?? I paid like 30 bucks for that on Ebay. Jerks.
My neighbors saw one of them exiting with our stuff and yelled at them. They took off. Guess what they didn’t get? The computer. Aw yeah.
I was gone for 2 hours. I came home and there’s a cop standing in my house. It was so weird. He was such a nice guy. He took the kids around and showed them that nobody was there. He even helped them look under the beds. Then we got to wait around for the crime scene guy to dust for fingerprints. We’ll see if they catch the guys.
Now we have to start combing the pawnshops for the jewelry. They took everything worth anything except for one emerald ring that I really don’t like. Dave gave it to me for my birthday a couple years ago, and I’ve never worn it. I showed him it was still there. Even the burglars don’t want it!! Haha!
I was a little upset that I hadn’t cleaned the house before this happened. I told the cop that the burglars had trashed the place, and he was like, “really?” Uh, no. He just laughed and said his house looks worse. He was really nice.
So enjoy this picture of me and my beloved grill. It will be the last.
ScrewU said
Dang… not the grill!!! That sucks some serious donkey balls. Damn
My condolences fo rizzle
mk4me said
Duh, sorry to hear this happened, boy, that must really suck. I hope they are able to find some of your stuff. What a yucky way to start your weekend.
Duh said
I think I’m in denial.
MKShay said
I am so sorry to hear this happened.
I am glad the cop was nice to you and the kids. Are the kids still scared, or did the tour of the house with Mr. Cop help? I hope they are okay when it is bedtime and they aren’t scared.
MKShay said
I hope you can recover your stuff, too.
Mercedes said
Splorf on the comic part of the story! So sorry it happened! The cops got there fast-hopefully you can catch the SOBs!
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
That’s one ugly ass grill yo
pppj said
What a bummer. Great of your neighbors to scare them off – wish they would have gotten a license plate.
I'll have a Cosmo said
Sucks to be ripped off. I had my car stolen from in front of my house. But, thankfully the punk was caught about 10 hours later. I wanted to “hold court” right then and there but the coppers said no. Bummer.
Hope you recover your stuff. My answer to these losers that steal……”Get a fuckin job, ya loser!”
Starr said
No offense, Duh– but what is it with the grill? I couldn’t wait to get my braces OFF! LOL
But it is too bad about the break-in. I hope they do find those sorry losers– and your Coach purse!
foreverpink said
stealing your coach..now thats just downright wrong!!!
mkrules said
Hmmm, hubby comes home from being out of town tomorrow. I wonder if I hid the electronics and used that “they trashed the place line” if I could get out of cleaning up this pig sty…. *devilsh grin*
Sorry this happened to you though. Will insurance cover you?
Duh said
Yes, we have a thousand dollar deductible though. That sucks balls.
Also our insurance only covers jewelry up to $500. So ladies, take some advice and get your jewelry covered. Or hide it better than I did. Apparently the first place they look is your sock drawer. Duh.
The added bonus: I keep discovering things that are missing. Dave just realized they got his watch, and they also swiped a fraternal ring that was my grandfathers. Didn’t notice that until today. GRRRRRRR!
I’m going to start combing the pawn shops tomorrow.
Mercedes said
Good Luck to you!
Me said
I’m so sorry to hear about this. We had a break in at our last house and I kept finding stuff missing too. I hope you find your things! And I hope they catch the bad guys!
Dana said
I’m sorry, Duh! That sucks! I hope they catch them.
Shades of Pink said
I’m so sorry this happened to you! I’m glad you and your family are safe and I hope the kiddos are not too scared. Glad the officer gave them a safety tour. I hope you are able to recover your stolen goods. Good luck at the pawn shops!
princessedamame said
Duh, so sorry! That truly sucks.
As for the insurance, it’s a good reminder to all the ladies in the hizzouse: The jewelry covered under your policy is usually very low. Keep the receipts for all your jewelry, get appraisals, and get real coverage for those items. They are the easiest to find, and the first to go.
colleen said
WOW!! Im sorry Duh I hope that all is well. When things like this happen these crazy insurance companies want pics of things too. DUH I hope normal life will return for you soon.
Duh said
Thanks for all the kind words guys! Golly gee willuckers!
Ya know, I was looking at my pic up there, and I think I look like a damn fine MK lady. I’d buy make up from me.
Shades of Pink said
I’d buy makeup from you, too–and I’d even trust you to teach me some tips! Nice application.
Duh said
I wish I wasn’t so sweaty. But drinkin’ is hard work! Especially when you’re not used to it. I thought Screw U would love this pic. She knows I’m practically a teetotaler. LOL
Shades of Pink said
Drinkin’ makes ya sweat!
Krysti said
That really sucks, Duh. Any news as to a suspect(s)?? These cases can be the hardest to solve. I hope that you find some of your missing jewelry in the local shops, particularly those pieces of sentimental value. ~ Krysti
Duh said
Nothing yet. Dave’s going to call tomorrow. I’ll keep you guys posted.
fightingwindmills said
Anything recovered in the pawn shops? Any news from the police?
I’m so sorry this happened to your family, Duh. I love the picture. Your makeup is oh-so-very Mary Kay.
Curious, along with Missy the Cat said
Wow! That HUGELY sucks.
I’m sorry to hear that happened to you; hope they are able to both catch them and recover your stuff soon.