First of all, when the hell did Doogie Howser get this hot??!!!
Second of all, if they are gonna rub it in our faces that they can kiss that well, then I’m going to join the Christian fundies in wishing them an eternity of scorching hotness.
My husband loves this show, and last night was the first time ever that I sat down to watch it with him. OMG, I’m in love with Doogie all over again. I so totally had a crush on him when I was 12. I even had a little poster of him by my bed.
SHUT UP.
So gay men everywhere, you must all be punished for making me feel this ache in my belly for NPH.
Shades of Pink said
I had a crush on Doogie Houser waaay back in junior high, too!
NOT FAIR, I tell you!
princessedamame said
Youve surely seen him in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle…hilarious. I hear he’s in the Guantanamo one coming out now.
Duh said
Yeah I saw that! I mean, Hell YEAH I saw that! Don’t they ride a cheetah in that movie?
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
You think that kiss was hot? WTF eva crazy lady. I’ve seen WAY hotter kisses than that. Top Gun anyone? Damn.
Krysti said
Top Gun ~ Now that was a good kiss!
princessedamame said
Nah – Spiderman upside down in the rain…that’s hot.
Duh said
I can’t look at Top Gun without thinking how crazy Tom Cruise is. No matter how hot he was, it’s all tainted now.
pppj said
I can’t stand Tom Cruise.
My roommate in college was in LOVE with Doogie Howser, and the rest of us thought she was nuts. I so don’t think he’s hot. At all.
It looks like I’m in the minority on that one.
Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Harrison Ford…they are hot.
Pixie said
I concur, PPPJ. And I’d add Al Pacino to the hot list.
Krysti said
Can we add Richard Gere to the list??? I have had a crush on him since An Officer And A Gentleman came out. YUM!
colleen said
I have heard rumors that Tom Cruise is gay. I Hope they are not true. Doogie is gay (BUT) I love the way he looks now..where are all of the HOT men going to? I love Mr. Patrick Dempsey I hope he is a straight arrow.
Duh said
First of all, can we name some hot men that are under 60. They may be hot in the movies, but the minute they take their shirts off its flappy man boobs and white chest hair. Yuck.
Patrick Dempsey and his wife just had twins, so I think he’s pretty straight. One never knows though. Back in the late 80′s and 90′s, he was married to some lady that was like 25 years older than him. He dumped her ass at some point and married this new wife.
Shades of Pink said
I am in love with Matt Damon and Johnny Depp. They’re under 60!
Duh said
Matt Damon is hot! Johnny Depp looks like he smells like old shoes, urine, and stale cigarettes. I’ll bet he just looks like that. He probably really smells like Drakkhar.
princessedamame said
Mmmm, urine. I’ve loved Johnny Depp since 21 Jump Street and Nightmare on Elm Street.
Since we’ve put on Sean and Pierce, let’s please not forget about Daniel Craig…
Shades of Pink said
LOL–sometimes Johnny Depp does look a bit dirty, but he’s still pretty hot. I like that he takes on such eccentric roles…OH and how could I forget Orlando Bloom! I love him a lot, too.
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Help, help! I'm being repressed! said
Hugh Jackman. Oh lord. And I REALLY miss seeing Adrian Paul (Highlander, anyone?). I had a wonderful dream about him once. I just want to grab hold of that long hair of his and.. oh, sorry, married woman.
The ironic thing is that it is possible both of them are gay. Rumors have swirled about Hugh for a while, and Adrian started out in ballet and modeling for International Male. I don’t care, whatev, that is their biz, I still find them maniacially attractive.
Duh said
Lucky! The last sex dream I had was about Potsy from Happy Days. WTF is up with that???
Shades of Pink said
Don’t think dudes in ballet are all gay. Some of them join to get the hands on scantily clad women! I know some who admit to it!
Help, help! I'm being repressed! said
lol duh.
True, Shades, very true. But the International Male thing kinda seals the deal. It is described as a “catalog that introduced a revolutionary new aesthetic for gay men”. Gladiator boots, ruffled pirate shirts…. I had a clueless drama-type friend who ordered from there and couldn’t figure out why men kept following him at the mall or he got gay junk mail. Bless his heart.
Curious, along with Missy the Cat said
I haven’t heard “bless his heart” used in some time; I used to hear it all the time back home! LOL!
Hot dudes, huh? And minus greasy locks, white chest hairs, man boobs, over the top strange personal behavior or even the suspicion of still having a bottle of Drakkar in their medicine cabinet…
That’s a stumper. I’ll get back with y’all if I can think of someone who meets all of the criteria.
pppj said
Well, those are FIGHTING words. We’ll just see how HOT Indiana Jones is when the new movie comes out starring my HOT not flabby Harrison Ford. Take that.
Oh, and I don’t think he’s 60 yet. Ok, a guy that’s younger….hmm…..one that has taste, and talent…
GOT IT
George Clooney. Now, he is HOT.
Since I’m picking some older ones, I think Clint Eastwood is amazing. I find Steven Spielberg to be fantastic, and both of them are intellectuallly interesting.
I also have a crush on John Stewart though.
pppj said
oh yeah…take this ….
Help, help! I'm being repressed! said
“minus greasy locks, white chest hairs, man boobs”…
I guess that rules out David Hassle-the-Hoff too. His moobs were all flabby AND sweaty here…
http://perezhilton.com/2008-04-27-moob-sweat
Bless his heart.
(That’s what you say in the south when you want to slam someone whilst simultaneously kissing their butt… “She has the face of a monkey and the body of an elephant, bless her heart…”)
Duh said
Harrison Ford is 66 years old!! Sorry, but that shit is disgusting. He may have been hot 20 years ago, but I’m not down with grandpa peen.
George Clooney is getting old too. Brad Pitt anyone?? Or Christian Bale (as Batman, definitely NOT The Mechanic). I used to LOVE Brendan Frasier, but he looks like a big marshmallowy child molester now. Blah.
pppj said
Ok Duh…can we agree on Heath Ledger? I thought he was talented.
I can’t stand Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, or any of those Hollywood ‘I use so much product I should make it myself’ people.
I used to have a crush on C. Thomas Howell when i was young (Ponyboy Curtis anyone)?
Let’s see…..hmm…Michael Moore is out….
Duh said
Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in the same sentence? Shut your mouth.
Anybody else want to de-flower a Jonas Brother?
Pixie said
“Anybody else want to de-flower a Jonas Brother?”
LMAO…yeah, my 9 yr old daughter! I’d like to de-something them…
pppj said
lol pix
Vince said
Don’t you just love the way women talk about guys. If guys are ogling women the women call it sexist, but it’s o.k. for women to do the same to men- what a bunch of sexist hypocrites.