I put a google alert on Tracy’s name about a year ago. (Thanks for the idea, Me.) It really cut down on my internet stalking time. For those of you who don’t know what that is, anytime someone googles Tracy’s name and clicks a link I get an email message. It’s diabolical, I know, but my whites have never been whiter. I also went ahead and put a google alert on myself.
Here’s the weird thing. Almost everyday at around 10 or 11 o’clock at night I get a google alert on Tracy. On a lot of those days at around the same time, I’ll get one for myself as well. Who the hell is googling me and Tracy almost everyday?
What’s really sad is that when you google my name, it comes up with nothing. Now I have it on good authority (some website somewhere) that I am the only person in the entire country with my name. Apparently I have failed as a human since a google search turns up nothing on me. Self promotion is not my forte. But WHO is searching?
MKShay said
I think it is TC – she is checking on herself and you!
*cue stalking music*
The Therapist said
LOL! I’ve been away for so long! This is hilarious. But, I don’t know your name so I can’t yahoogle you. Unless you mean “duh.” How ya been?
Duh said
Great! Our new TV is being delivered tomorrow. I found a Wii in one day. I bought a new camera.
Insurance ROCKS!
ScrewU said
I’d google ya… but I didn’t and I don’t. I just had to say that. Like how Michael Scott had to say during his deposition ‘thats what she said’. You can’t let golden nuggets like that get away.
The only thing I would have serious concerns over, Duh, is that TC is touching herself while she googles you. That would be grody. But unless you have some other nemesis out there, I would guess it’s Tracy.
eh said
Google alerts have nothing to do with who is searching for you on Google.
Me said
No Google alerts let you know when someone posts something by or about Tracy (or you or whatever your search is set up for). I finally had to stop mine because all I ever got was stuff she was writing about herself to promote herself so everything would think herself…I mean she…was really contributing something to the world.
My life has been lots less stressful since then.
I only know your first name and when I google that I get a lot of stuff.
And there are LOTS of people with my name. I even had a sister in law for a while with the same name as I have. Thank God my brother in law divorced her.
Sorry….I digress.
Duh said
Aw man! I’m so confused. I wish I was more computer savvy like Eh and Me. Alas, I’m but a poor dumb simpleton. And all this time I thought someone was in love with me…
pppj said
It was me. I have nothing else to do at 11 PM. Sorry it got you all excited but I google all you people – especially Willie Lump Lump.
Curious, along with Missy the Cat said
It sure wasn’t me…that’s WAY past my bedtime on most days. Except on Mondays…
Seriously, I can’t wait for DH to retire so that we can get over this “early to bed, early to rise” since he has to go to work stuff…
Bob said
If anyone still cares about PT there’s a fun post called “Our Approach” that you should look at before it gets removed.
eyesicle said
Wow, Duh, didn’t know you were so famous. Bet it is TC.
Willie Lump Lump said
‘It was me. I have nothing else to do at 11 PM. Sorry it got you all excited but I google all you people – especially Willie Lump Lump.’
*spews wine all over screen* LMAO, i can only imagine the shit that comes up under my name. LOL
But all that googlin duh and tc was ME so really….why are you trying to steal my shine. 11:00pm is my stalkerific hour, damn it and don’t you ever forget it. Psh!
Have a wonderful Mother’s Day everyone!
Duh said
Bob, I couldn’t find the post? Is it already down or is it hiding?
Bob said
Dammit! I wasn’t savvy enough to get a screen shot or copy it. It was fun though. A certain moderator was bitching at a poster for her (the poster’s) post telling everyone to be nicer to mk’ers that come on the site. It was full of irony- the moderator was publicly ripping on the poster for publicly posting her comments- it went on for 3 pages. Sorry I suck at computers. I can’t even find the print screen button on my laptop. Stupid reduced keyboard.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
It was me…
Bob said
Mysteriously, my password no longer works. Hmmmm. Must be a technical glitch.
Curious, along with Missy the Cat said
That’s a very popular mystery over there in PT-land; that technical glitch just keeps on cropping up again and again. I seem to recall that it happened to me not all that long ago…
Chrious, along with Missy the Cat said
chirp…..chirp…..chirp…..
(crickets)
Zzzzzzzz…..
(the petite little snores of Missy the Cat)
Sure is quiet around here these days…
(me)
pppj said
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Scam said
I have to confess, it was me… a fortune teller once said I would marry a middle aged woman called Tracey Duh… so far I haven’t found her so Googling both your names together is as close as I can get.