Mystery solved!!!

I’m an idiot!  Whew.  What a relief.  Meanwhile, enjoy this oldie but goodie:

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  1. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    OMG my eyes got real wide and I was thinkin “no, that doll did NOT just have a penis”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    sick son of a bitch

  2. colleen said

    Where is everyone?

  3. Mercedes said

    I’m always here…or shall I say there-at my place-lol!

  4. pinknight said

    we are, like sharks, circling… watching… waiting…

    errm… I mean everyone is on MY site – Balanced Mary Kay doncha know!?

    Sorry for the shameless self promotion – no wait a minute, I am not sorry at all… well, maybe a little…. I don’t know, should I be? — Huh? should I be what? — Sorry — OH yeah. wait. who’s talking? — I don’t know, I thought it was just me over here!!! — yeah, me too, well and the crickets and missy and curious — right, but what about…

    oh nevermind

    visit – Balanced Mary Kay – “if you dare”

    mer – “woof” (from you know who)

  5. pinknight said

    why is my comment not making its way through???!!!!

  6. Willie Lump Lump said

    **tumble weed rolls by**

    **saloon doors flap**

    **Dirty harry music plays**

    helloooo….ellooooo….ellooooo…elloooo

    anyone here…..ere…..ere……ere……ere….ere

    Ah well….guess i’ll have to entertain myself then……

    What you know ’bout me?
    What you
    What you
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you
    What you
    What you know?
    They say my lip gloss is cool
    My lip gloss be popping
    I’m standing at my locker
    And all the boys keep stopping
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you
    What you
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you
    What you
    What you know?
    They say my lip gloss is popping
    My lip gloss is cool
    All the boys keep jocking
    They chase me after school

  7. pinknight said

    post keeps getting “discarded”??

  8. pppj said

    Willie Lump Lump I’d run away from you after school.

  9. Willie Lump Lump said

    LMAO @pppj.

    Ayyy, don’t go judging a willie by his lump lumps okay? How stereotypical of you. ;-)

  10. pppj said

    So, I guess you’re not the pee pee doll above then, eh?

  11. Willie Lump Lump said

    Hell no…. I’m the milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.
    And their like
    It’s better than yours,
    Damn right it’s better than yours,
    I can teach you,
    But I have to charge

    :P

    **visioning Norbit’s Rasputia washing her small ass car when somebody really need to run HER big ass thru a car wash. How U durrin’**

    **barf**

  12. Willie Lump Lump said

    And when are we gonna get a new post around this bitch? Huh??

    Oh, and can i borrow $200 from someone for gas to last me until friday? Thanks.

    If you can’t help, i’ll be forced to bring a sleeping bag, clothes and overnite kit to work and just stay the rest of the week. That may be my new schedule anyway. Go home on wednesdays and fridays only. LOL

  13. Lofter said

    I know nothing about that pee-happy doll in the video… I’m here because Duh said she knew some lesbians that would mow my yard for me.

    So… where they at…?

  14. pppj said

    I was here looking for intelligent life form.

    Bueller?

  15. miss3h said

    Yeah, I dunno…seems this blog is on the way out? I hope not….

  16. Duh said

    On the way out? Shit. We’re as cool as Member’s Only jackets and Hypercolor shirts around here. What you talkin’ bout Willis?

  17. Lofter said

    I’m talkin’ about lesbians to mow my freakin’ yard, Duh! This shit is gettin’ high around here… where dem beatches at?

  18. Dana said

    hey, how are my people-of-duh peeps? long time, no talk!

  19. Sean said

    Duh said: Still have time to feel your boobies?
    Krysti said: I always feel my boobies! :o )~
    Every time I visit here you’re talking about some form of boobs, man or otherwise. Really, what’s wrong with you people? Do you want to be called Duh forever?

    I hate to break up this La Leche League meeting, but while you are here “expressing” your selves, the Kaybots are on the move. I’m receiving heavy fire. One nipple is down and I’m not sure how long the other will hold out.

    A little comment help please?

    http://www.franchisepick.com/are-pink-truthers-just-lazy-whiners/#comment-37841

    And, Ms. Duh, do any of you have any dirt on Mary Kay Ash herself? I’m about to do a post asking for input on whether she was a con artist and I’m hoping some of you might be willing to keep your Maidenforms on long enough to contribute to the discussion.

    If you have any pics you’d like to share, you know where to find me.

  20. Sean said

    No pics of Mary Kay Ash, please.

  21. I'll have a Cosmo said

    Sean, the squiggle is a tongue…………….Eeewwwww

  22. Sean said

    I’ll have a Cosmo said: I shudder to think what other anatomical representations the participants of this depraved site have come up with.

    My God… what have the Kaybots done to DUH?
    I tried to draw her out with never-before-scene photographs of the Kaybot army: http://www.franchisepick.com/ikaybot-resistance-is-futile/
    Her reply?
    I am familiar with Mary Kay.
    That’s it? I am familiar with Mary Kay?

    Is there a lobotomy scar on her forehead? A microchip implanted behind her left ear? An explosive collar around her neck? Do her pupils turn pink when angry? Did she mistakenly touch the pod they left on her front porch? Is the real Duh suspended in a glass cylinder of pink Koolaid in a secret warehouse while the Kaybot Duh maintains her daily routine?
    Here is one of the legendary Freedom Fighters who took on the MLM, the Kaybots and the fearsome Pink Truthers… And here she is, blogging with her “Think Pink” mousepad and “Pink Truth Rocks!” t-shirt?
    I am familiar with Mary Kay
    I am familiar with Mary Kay, indeed!

  23. I'll have a Cosmo said

    Hey!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t say that! I am being quoted and I don’t remember saying it. Too many cosmo’s??

  24. pppj said

    Did you all see that someone is selling Mary Kay Ash’s home?

    Here are the pics:

    http://www.ebby.com/pictures/312709.html

  25. Duh said

    I have that exact same statue in my backyard. Funny.

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