Bitches jacked my grill!

April 18, 2008 at 7:21 pm · Filed under Duh Wrote This, Totally Off Topic

Me and my grill

 

So today I came home, and some assholes had broken into my house.  Yep.  I’ve been burgled. 

They got our TV, our Wii, all my jewelry, every electronic thing not literally tied down, all my CD’s, and my freaking sweet ass Coach purse.  They even got my grill!!!  Can you believe that??  I paid like 30 bucks for that on Ebay.  Jerks.

My neighbors saw one of them exiting with our stuff and yelled at them.  They took off.  Guess what they didn’t get?  The computer.  Aw yeah.

I was gone for 2 hours.  I came home and there’s a cop standing in my house.  It was so weird.  He was such a nice guy.  He took the kids around and showed them that nobody was there.  He even helped them look under the beds.  Then we got to wait around for the crime scene guy to dust for fingerprints.  We’ll see if they catch the guys. 

Now we have to start combing the pawnshops for the jewelry.  They took everything worth anything except for one emerald ring that I really don’t like.  Dave gave it to me for my birthday a couple years ago, and I’ve never worn it.  I showed him it was still there.  Even the burglars don’t want it!!  Haha!

I was a little upset that I hadn’t cleaned the house before this happened.  I told the cop that the burglars had trashed the place, and he was like, “really?”  Uh, no.  He just laughed and said his house looks worse.  He was really nice. 

So enjoy this picture of me and my beloved grill.  It will be the last.

 

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Whataburger Friday

April 4, 2008 at 9:10 pm · Filed under Duh Wrote This, Generally Offensive, Totally Off Topic

Extra garbagey.

One of my fries at Whataburger tasted like garbage.  No, I mean like actual garbage.  Do you know the sickening sweet odor a dumpster gives off?  That’s what my fry tasted like.  I spit that thing right out.

I still ate the burger though.  It tasted great.  I’m not sure if that was such a wise decision.  But in all honesty, if I’m eating at Whataburger in the first place, does it really matter if the fry came out of a dumpster?  Who knows what’s in the food in the best of circumstances.

I probably shouldn’t have eaten the burger now that I’m thinking about it. 

But the other fries weren’t bad.  It was just one rogue fry.  The kids had already eaten theirs with no complaints.

Should I keep the half chewed fry as evidence?  I could put it in a ziploc and bring it back.  “Smell this fry, Whataburger Guy.”  But it’s half chewed.  I could just have really bad garbage breath.  He wouldn’t know.

Shouldn’t have eaten the burger.  UGH.

I can’t  decide what’s worse…eating the burger or trying to rationalize eating the burger.  It was tasty though.

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This is a sad day. I’m weeping. Really.

March 31, 2008 at 5:52 pm · Filed under Blame Tracy, Duh Wrote This, PT Turds

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 I realized today that I am totally not interested in Pink Truth.  I haven’t been back there in over a month (maybe two honestly), so today I swung by to see what was up.  I thought I could rekindle my interest. 

I was wrong.

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Somebody has to

March 17, 2008 at 8:27 pm · Filed under PT Turds, ScrewU wrote this, Uncategorized

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Written By: ScrewU

I had to laugh when I saw this post on Pink Truth.  Take a look and see if it makes you chuckle. Read the rest of this entry »

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If you only have a handful of haters, is it still buzz?

March 12, 2008 at 5:00 pm · Filed under Blame Tracy, Duh Wrote This

Tracy wrote this article about some other guy:

http://www.sequence-inc.com/fraudfiles/2008/03/11/buzz-created-by-haters-is-still-buzz/

I wonder if she feels this way about herself?  That would be kind of sad if she thought that me, Screw U, and Dizzy were enough to cause a “buzz”.  Maybe PT Lies plus us? 

Naw.

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I’m in shock…by Dizzy

February 24, 2008 at 10:12 pm · Filed under Dizzy from the Dastardly Ways of Tracy Wrote This, Generally Offensive, PT Turds, Totally Off Topic

You people are CRAZY!! 

OH MY LORD. 

Ok you bitches, it has been a while since I posted or read anything on this here blog.  Not because I don’t like DUH.  That would never happen.  I lurve her. 

But I have been on a mission for 2008 to be a new, positive year for me.  I have vowed to stay away from drama, stay positive and make this a good year.

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I spy

February 21, 2008 at 4:05 pm · Filed under PT Turds, ScrewU wrote this, Uncategorized

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Written By: ScrewU

I spy with my little eye… someone that used to frequent the Pink Truth steets.  I thought she got wise but I suppose not now.  Anyways, a fantastic prize for the first person to find who I’m talking about.  Ready… set… GO! Read the rest of this entry »

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Since PT is so damn slow right now….

February 18, 2008 at 11:44 pm · Filed under Blame Tracy, Duh Wrote This

  Here’s another fun blog to check.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

I haven’t been banned from this one yet, but I am white.  There’s always that.

C’mon Tracy!  WTH!  You’re giving my nothing.  Although I did like your post about self promotion.  http://www.sequence-inc.com/fraudfiles/2008/02/15/self-promotion-if-you-dont-ask-for-it-you-wont-get-it/  I remember my mammy giving me advice when I was little.  She said, “If a lawyer has commercials on T.V., they aren’t a very good, reputable lawyer.”  I assume she would include print ads.  I assume she would include accountants. 

Am I the only one that feels this aversion to professionals “branding” themselves like this?  (When I say branding, I mean wanting people to hire you based on knowing your face.  Like you are the brand they are buying.)  It’s something that politicians do.  It certainly doesn’t ellicit trust.   Here’s a great example:

I think there’s a reason that these commercials are shown predominantly during daytime court shows.  Demographics, people!  So this is the kind of reputation Tracy is building for herself.

I can’t wait for her commercial…

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And in other news…

February 18, 2008 at 8:43 am · Filed under Duh Wrote This, Google

Search Engine Terms

These are terms people used to find your blog.

Today

Search Views
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pink truth 2
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banned from the bitchfest 2
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“penis dolls” 1
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“down down do ya thang do ya thang” 1
www.wordpress.somecallmeduh.com 1
fat white lady 1

Yesterday

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Mother Puss Bucket

February 18, 2008 at 8:34 am · Filed under Duh Wrote This

I think I’ve been banned from another blog!!  Can you believe it? 

 Shut up.

This time it’s from a blog I found on one of Tracy’s Fraud Files posts.  It always comes back to Tracy.  It’s like the circle of life and shiz.

Anyway, some of you crazy ladies will probably LOVE this blog.  This person (guy?  girl?  can’t tell) is a conservative.  And….wait for it….an atheist.     How the hell does that happen?  You want to talk about heartless…  So it’s called “Wisdom From Wenchypoo’s Mental Wastebasket” and you can check it out here:

http://wenchwisdom.blogspot.com/

Notice the conspicuous absence of my comments.  Well, first notice the conspicuous absense of ANY comments.  After you’ve noticed that, than notice my comments or lack there of.  You would think that someone with such a small readership would positively jump at the chance to have someone, ya know, reading.  Wenchy just wasn’t that thrilled.  I didn’t curse, and I wasn’t rude (unless you call be sarcastic and disagreeing with him/her rude), and yet my comment was denied. 

Not only that, but Wenchy posted a topic, since taken down, that said that I was poor and trying to take her/his money away.  I think it may have said something about my momma too.  (I’m working on the pronoun problem.  Any ideas?)  So in my last comment to Wenchy, I invited shim to come over here and see how great a blog can be if you let people participate. 

I hope s/he stops by!  

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