Written by Meow Mix
AP – A 21-year-old man got the ride of a lifetime when his electric wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was pushed down a highway for several miles at about 50 mph.
Reuters – A Milan court handed out suspended jail sentences to two managers and a pilot at Italian airline AirOne for re-directing a flight without telling passengers until they were on board.
Breaking (stupid) news
Nail technicians everywhere can rest easy: The “spa bandit” accused of skipping out on bills for manicures, pedicures, massages, Brazilian waxes and various other services has been arrested in Illinois.
Who moooved my PJs?
Virginia police are searching for the dastardly vandal who — we are not making this up — stole the pajamas off a cow statue and ran them up a flagpole at a Chick-fil-A restaurant. Also, the cow is gone.
It’s a jungle out there
Hank Hill would be so proud: A Texas woman was jailed for NOT mowing her lawn in a long-running dispute over her yard. (The best part: The judge even offered to mow her lawn himself.)