Where Did Duh Go?

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Everyone keeps asking where Duh is.  I know ScrewU knows but she won’t tell anyone yet.  So why don’t we try to figure it out on our own.  Don’t be dull either…

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  1. Me said

    She’s using the name Screw U?

  2. I should be packing to leave for Jamaica, but am going through early computer withdrawal knowing I won’t be near one for almost 2 weeks.

    Since finding out that my PI skills, well, SUCK. I hesitate to venture a guess, but I will. I think that Duh has stepped away from the blog (temporarily, I hope) to enjoy time with her family and summer vacation.

  3. That or she had to go into the witness protection program because her mole got caught! 😉

  4. Mystery Lover said

    Good one SC. Now you’re cookin!

  5. My Bologna Has A First Name said

    Semi
    We will miss you while you are gone! And I like your 2nd guess much better.

    Me
    ScrewU only wishes she were as funny as Duh. Don’t tell her but I think she is trying to take over the blog. She has control issues.

    My guess is that ScrewU has done away with her. She sent me a cryptic email that said:

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her, Mm, yeah
    But I had to kill her
    She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
    And now I’m happier this way, yeah
    Whoa, oh yeah

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her, Mm, yeah
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain

    What do you think that means?

  6. Dana said

    Duh is really Tracy. She was just a poser all this time to find out how people really feel about her so her pt board can fulfill its true purpose of exposing fraud in Mary Kay.

  7. Mystery Lover said

    Is this a virtual mystery? Or is dear Duh in dire doo doo.

    How bout some clues??????

  8. I think I agree with ME. Duh=ScrewU. That’s my extremely uneducated guess.

  9. 'Sup said

    I think Tracy stalked her ass down, dragged her to WI and Duh is tied up in Tracy’s attic.

  10. Dizzy from the Dastardly Ways of Tracy said

    I’ll go with ‘Sup’s theory….it’s the most realistic considering who we’re dealing with (Tracy)

    BITCHES!

  11. Dana said

    Maybe she’s really busy. She hasn’t been on myspace in a few days either.

  12. Could Duh be Madame D’ulCoverage, Mistress of the One-Eyed Makeovers??

  13. MK Rules said

    No, no…I think DUH used HER super investigative skills and tracked TC down to give her a card that reads “Somecallmeduh.wordpress.com”. Perhaps they are both at Seminar racing to put their respective cards in the bathrooms. LOL, j/k

  14. The Cheese Stands Alone said

    I’m about to take a brief hiatus, too. Leaving for the beach in a few hours. Back on the 21st. See you all then!

    Now don’t go talkin’ trash about me while I’m gone. Or I’ll use MY super-duper investigative skills and track you bitches down.

  15. Duped said

    I like the stalking Tracy ideas that have been thrown out, but I have to admit, I think she’s just hangin’ with the fam in the summer sun. Alas, after tomorrow, I am also taking a hiatus to enjoy the summer soon – will be back after August 06. Time for cabin relaxation! Wahooo!

    Unlike Cheese, go right ahead and talk trash about me. I fucking get right off on it! LOL 😛 The dirtier the better baby….yeah!

  16. LMAO! said

    yeah how bout some clues????

    I’m so curious if it’s not just the usual summer slow-down!

    And I really hope the mole on Tracy’s board hasn’t been caught and tortured yet. What a traitrous, backstabbing, blabbermouth bitch that mole is…..I love her already.
    🙂

  17. I’m not convinced by the summer vacation theories. Otherwise, ScrewU would have said “Uh, Duh’s on vacation. Sorry.” But I like theorizing with you. It’s almost as fun as guessing what’s going to happen in teh last Harry Potter book. Here’s my guess:

    Duh’s on a hunt for the remaining horcruxes. She’s casing Gringott’s now, and will soon be off to Godric’s Hollow. While we’re at it, I think it was Duh under the invisibility cloak the night James and Lily Potter were killed by Voldemort. JMHO

  18. I love MKRules idea that she is battling the PTers at Seminar! To friggin funny! Anyway, I managed to steal a few hours at my mom’s house on the computer before we leave. It’s one of those nights that I can’t sleep.

    LMAO, I kinda like that mole too. 😉 I hope we all stick around for a while. 🙂

  19. What What said

    OMG Princess – that was hilarious! Only 8 more days!!

  20. PT is Smokin'........Not! said

    To carry on with the Princess theory……….Duh was able to repair the vanishing cabinet that is a mate to Tracy’s. She’s currently going back and forth, spying on TC and we will get a full report about what TC eats for dinner (any kind of take-out), lunch (donuts [but TC will claim croissants]), and breakfast (Boastful Arrogant Nutbars).

    And yes, What What………..8 more days. YAY!

  21. MK4ME said

    I’ve got it! I’ve got it! It has seemed like Tracy had been missing from PT lately (out of the country) but other countries have the internet…so here is my theory. She decided to go investigate the Paris Hilton and her prison stay because she wanted to do an expose about her but Duh had the same idea and they ran into each other outside the jail and had a fight and then they both got locked up! How’s that for bs??

    Dizzy, glad you are still around!! And yes, you did slip once when you started to post as Dizzy but talked about your litter box! hehehe..See you are like EF Hutton, when you talk (type) we all listen (read). you are so impotent!!

    This is b.s. (nope not b*;; sh*t) -Black Sheep

  22. 'Sup said

    I changed my mind. I think she got a botched boob job and is laying low.

  23. Second day – after INVESTIGATING to see what TC eats for lunch, she secretly replaces Boastful Arrogant Nutbars with Skivving Snackboxes (Puking Pastilles and Nosebleed Nougats), purchased from Weasleys’ Wizarding Wheezes.

  24. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    Go Harry, Go Harry, Go Harry!

  25. Mystery Lover said

    Okay, we give up! Where the f**k is she!

    I do have a life and need to get back to it, pronto!

  26. Willie Lump Lump said

    Ok, so what had happened was…..

    the day after the last mole story Duh was outside picking up dog poop off her lawn when she saw that her elderly handicapped neighbor needed assistance getting her groceries into her house. Sooo, Duh, being the generous, warm-hearted, and well-raised woman that she is decided to help her out. She puts her pooper scooper down and begins to cross the street……. when all of a sudden here comes Tracy like a bat outta hell in her PT cruiser (LOLLLL) and ran Duh over…turned around and ran her over again.

    Fortunately, since the PT cruiser is such a piece of shit, Duh is actually okay! Minor bruises and a little amnesia. Poor thing doesn’t even know she has a blog. 😦

  27. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    LOLOLOL Willie!

    BITCHES!

  28. mkrules said

    LOL @ PT Cruiser…do you think TC will offer a car program for mavens soon? 😉

  29. Mystery Lover said

    Excellent Willie!

    Feel better Duh, wherever you are.

    Back to life now.

  30. ScrewU said

    Willie, that was a great explanation. I love the PT Cruiser part.

    Well, the real story is that I have Duh captured and she is now chained to a radiator in my basement. I just wanted her blog 😀 And while it brings me such joy that you all thought that Duh was now ScrewU, it is not true. Duh is not me and I am not Duh.

    Maybe someday if she is really good, I will let her upstairs to say hi to you all. But she better stop all that crying and act like a real woman first.

  31. Willie Lump Lump said

    LOL, little purple PT cruisers for all of her mavens.

    BUT, you must stay consistent with a minimum of 500 posts per day for each of your 20 screen names. Dropping to 499 on ANY of your screen names will get your pt cruiser repossessed faster than you can click “submit comment”. 😛

  32. tracysucks said

    Willie, you are killing me! Repossess for going under 499…

  33. PT is Smokin'........Not! said

    Willie, what tracysucks said. 😀

    And ScrewU, please let Duh out. She needs excercise and sunlight……and water…..and stuff.

  34. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    She needs to get laid. Maybe that’s why she hasn’t been around. She’s been sex deprived. Yeah, that’s it.

    BITCHES!

  35. PT is Smokin'........Not! said

    “She’s been sex deprived. Yeah, that’s it.”

    No, that won’t do it. Trust me. 😉

  36. 'sup said

    Ok, seriously. Where is Duh????? She’s some funny shit.

  37. mkrules said

    Maybe she’s:

    ~Locked in the trunk of TCs PT Cruiser?
    ~Lost in Myspace?
    ~Buried under the same ol’ stuff over on PT?
    ~Planning a “Pinky and the Brain” type mission to take over the world?
    ~Re-signing her agreement in a last ditch effort to hurt TC’s “cause”? j/k
    ~On a beach somewhere not giving a crap about blogging? (Where I really wanna be…)

    Ok, I am delirious, time to make myself sleep….

  38. Willie Lump Lump said

    LOLLLLLL, mkrules, funny you mention ‘Pinky and the Brain’ as i saw an episode on cable the other day and for some strange reason, tracy and sickie came to mind. Huh, can’t imagine why. 😛

  39. Dana said

    Willie, I can see the wanting to take over the world part of that analogy, but not the part where one of them actually has a brain.

    I hope Duh is okay. 😦

  40. Willie Lump Lump said

    Well, both Brain and Tracy think they’re genuises, but if that were the case, they would know better than to have Pinky and Sickie as their sidekicks. 😛

  41. Duh Man said

    I think Duh was eaten by a bear!!!! Oh no…poor bear.

  42. ScrewU said

    Duh Man
    Could you tell Duh to get her ass back here? She’s been quite a slacker and it’s getting tiring.

  43. Willie Lump Lump said

    wow. did ya’ll see that tumble weed blow by? or am i the only moron still waiting for duh?

  44. ScrewU said

    Hahaha I think she hates us and is never coming back. No worries… I’ve got some fun stuff planned. Stay tuned today 😀

  45. I found Duh! She is helping Hyundai with their new sales pitch (just saw this commercial right after Hell’s Kitchen).

    “Hyundai’s Big Duh Sales Event”

    LOL

  46. Black Sheep said

    Just saw the “Duh” commercial! Yup. Semi, that’s gotta be where she is.

  47. mkrules said

    LOL but where is she??? I miss her craziness. 😦

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