I should be packing to leave for Jamaica, but am going through early computer withdrawal knowing I won’t be near one for almost 2 weeks.
Since finding out that my PI skills, well, SUCK. I hesitate to venture a guess, but I will. I think that Duh has stepped away from the blog (temporarily, I hope) to enjoy time with her family and summer vacation.
No, no…I think DUH used HER super investigative skills and tracked TC down to give her a card that reads “Somecallmeduh.wordpress.com”. Perhaps they are both at Seminar racing to put their respective cards in the bathrooms. LOL, j/k
I like the stalking Tracy ideas that have been thrown out, but I have to admit, I think she’s just hangin’ with the fam in the summer sun. Alas, after tomorrow, I am also taking a hiatus to enjoy the summer soon – will be back after August 06. Time for cabin relaxation! Wahooo!
Unlike Cheese, go right ahead and talk trash about me. I fucking get right off on it! LOL 😛 The dirtier the better baby….yeah!
I’m not convinced by the summer vacation theories. Otherwise, ScrewU would have said “Uh, Duh’s on vacation. Sorry.” But I like theorizing with you. It’s almost as fun as guessing what’s going to happen in teh last Harry Potter book. Here’s my guess:
Duh’s on a hunt for the remaining horcruxes. She’s casing Gringott’s now, and will soon be off to Godric’s Hollow. While we’re at it, I think it was Duh under the invisibility cloak the night James and Lily Potter were killed by Voldemort. JMHO
I love MKRules idea that she is battling the PTers at Seminar! To friggin funny! Anyway, I managed to steal a few hours at my mom’s house on the computer before we leave. It’s one of those nights that I can’t sleep.
LMAO, I kinda like that mole too. 😉 I hope we all stick around for a while. 🙂
To carry on with the Princess theory……….Duh was able to repair the vanishing cabinet that is a mate to Tracy’s. She’s currently going back and forth, spying on TC and we will get a full report about what TC eats for dinner (any kind of take-out), lunch (donuts [but TC will claim croissants]), and breakfast (Boastful Arrogant Nutbars).
I’ve got it! I’ve got it! It has seemed like Tracy had been missing from PT lately (out of the country) but other countries have the internet…so here is my theory. She decided to go investigate the Paris Hilton and her prison stay because she wanted to do an expose about her but Duh had the same idea and they ran into each other outside the jail and had a fight and then they both got locked up! How’s that for bs??
Dizzy, glad you are still around!! And yes, you did slip once when you started to post as Dizzy but talked about your litter box! hehehe..See you are like EF Hutton, when you talk (type) we all listen (read). you are so impotent!!
Second day – after INVESTIGATING to see what TC eats for lunch, she secretly replaces Boastful Arrogant Nutbars with Skivving Snackboxes (Puking Pastilles and Nosebleed Nougats), purchased from Weasleys’ Wizarding Wheezes.
the day after the last mole story Duh was outside picking up dog poop off her lawn when she saw that her elderly handicapped neighbor needed assistance getting her groceries into her house. Sooo, Duh, being the generous, warm-hearted, and well-raised woman that she is decided to help her out. She puts her pooper scooper down and begins to cross the street……. when all of a sudden here comes Tracy like a bat outta hell in her PT cruiser (LOLLLL) and ran Duh over…turned around and ran her over again.
Fortunately, since the PT cruiser is such a piece of shit, Duh is actually okay! Minor bruises and a little amnesia. Poor thing doesn’t even know she has a blog. 😦
Willie, that was a great explanation. I love the PT Cruiser part.
Well, the real story is that I have Duh captured and she is now chained to a radiator in my basement. I just wanted her blog 😀 And while it brings me such joy that you all thought that Duh was now ScrewU, it is not true. Duh is not me and I am not Duh.
Maybe someday if she is really good, I will let her upstairs to say hi to you all. But she better stop all that crying and act like a real woman first.
LOL, little purple PT cruisers for all of her mavens.
BUT, you must stay consistent with a minimum of 500 posts per day for each of your 20 screen names. Dropping to 499 on ANY of your screen names will get your pt cruiser repossessed faster than you can click “submit comment”. 😛
~Locked in the trunk of TCs PT Cruiser?
~Lost in Myspace?
~Buried under the same ol’ stuff over on PT?
~Planning a “Pinky and the Brain” type mission to take over the world?
~Re-signing her agreement in a last ditch effort to hurt TC’s “cause”? j/k
~On a beach somewhere not giving a crap about blogging? (Where I really wanna be…)