Written By My Bologna Has A First Name
I told you guys in The Cruelest Thing Ever that Tracy should start banning people from seeing the site but not posting!!!! You guys need to start calling me your pyschic friend Kabrina because it has happened! This is toooooo scary…
This is showing up now every time I open a page here in the discussion boards: Warning: include(/var/www/www.pinktruth.com/htdocs/administrator/components/com_blocklist/configuration.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/www.pinktruth.com/htdocs/mambots/system/blocklist.php on line 32“Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening ‘/var/www/www.pinktruth.com/htdocs/administrator/components/com_blocklist/configuration.php’ for inclusion (include_path=’.:/usr/share/php5:/usr/share/php’) in /var/www/www.pinktruth.com/htdocs/mambots/system/blocklist.php on line 32 Warning: file(/var/www/www.pinktruth.com/htdocs/administrator/components/com_blocklist/block.lst) [function.file]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/www.pinktruth.com/htdocs/mambots/system/blocklist.php on line 34” Not sure if it is importnat or not, but it sure is unsettling to see…. |
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Banned from the Bitchfest: Pink Truth Can Bite My Ass 
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
So this is the first evidence that a person who seems to be a paricipant in the Pink Truth discussion board, has been banned from posting because they haven’t earned their “priviledges” yet. Nice.
This is all I can say to you fuckers who haven’t figured it out yet. This is THE onlyl way to “earn” your priviledge to post:
Bend over and take it like a man, with NO lube.
Ya feel me?
BITCHES!
mrsmetaphor said
My aunt Cheryl is a psychic friend…seriously..she is. I don’t think it pays REAL well, Duh but you could give it a shot. It’s either that or start putting google ads on your site.
FreeFromPT said
Mrs, bologna wrote this article. I got a lesson on that from ScrewU earlier today. 😉
mrsmetaphor said
Oh dang it, I KNEW that…I meant to mention that but it slipped my 10pm brain. I was addressing Duh though because she’s the queen of the blog and she has to find a way to pay Bologna for her fine reporting.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
TARDS. It says Bologna wrote it! Geez peeps!
My Bologna Has A First Name said
Thanks Free!
I guess we all know who is NOT the psychic on this here blog *teehee*
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Make that TARD singular since it was MRS who made that mistake.
hahahhahahaha
mrsmetaphor said
Yeah, Aunt Cheryl got all the psychic genes…apparently it was I who got all the “tard” genes.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
I still lurve you Mrs! Why? Because you can take a JOKE. Unlike SOME people I know.,….life is too short to be serious all the time!
BITCHES!
She's a MANIAC! said
Tee hee hee. Tard. The word makes me giggle.
mrsmetaphor said
If I were born in August I’d be a leo-tard….as it is…I’m a september girl and I’m a libra-tard.
ex-PTer said
crap, i’m a leo. guess that makes me nylons.
sorry, i was lame there. reaaaaal lame.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
I’m a November girl, so I’m a scorptard! LOL
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
LOL exPTer
She's a MANIAC! said
I’m a libra-tard too.
You know, it’s still August. We could pretend to be leo-tards.
mrsmetaphor said
I suddenly feel like dancing…
FollowOurFlip said
Tard Tard Tard, you are right SAM, that word makes me Happy!!!
I had a friend (I know, shocker!) that drove a Toyota Tercel. We called it the Turd-cell.
Also, I am psychic, and I know all about you guys.
1) Duh needs to take a Xanax.
2) Bologna likes cookies.
3) FFPT needs a dog, but has some other pet that I wouldn’t qualify as a dog.
4) SAM likes to watch 80’s movies.
5) Mrs is limber.
6) Dizzy is not.
Now pay me.
Dana said
Maybe she got the idea from your post, Duh……after all, she is one of your most loyal readers!
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
FOF….you aint right. Where did you get the “Dizzy is not” reference to limber? LOLOL. I’ll have you know I used to do gymnastics like, 25 years ago. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Duh said
I can’t take things like Xanax. It gives me gas.
FollowOurFlip said
No Dizzy, you are NOT DIZZY.
Duh, then how about an Ativan?
(Just becuse you “can’t” take it, doesn’t mean you don’t need it and my psychic gift is wrong! Just means you need to take Gas-X with it)
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
nice smellvisual duh. thanks. good lookin out.
She's a MANIAC! said
Yeah and I don’t really like 80s movies. Well, some of them are okay.
Now if you could guess my PT persona, THEN I’d pay you a million virtual dollars. And no fair asking someone who knew me there.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
FOF cracks me up. Dizzy is not dizzy. I could have vertigo ya know. I had that once. Turns out I had way too much ear wax. Imagine that.
She's a MANIAC! said
(Like anyone would confess, but still…)
FollowOurFlip said
I could, but you have to pay for the rest of the hour first. Your three minutes are up.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Yo Maniac, did I know you wheen I was Neverpantyhose?
She's a MANIAC! said
Briefly. I was on my way in as you were on your way out.
FollowOurFlip said
Dizzy, had you paid for the rest of the hour, I could have told you to invest in some Q-Tips. But Alas, our time is up (unless you give me your credit card number and exp date).
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
hmmm……any hints?
FollowOurFlip said
SAM’s PT ID was…………
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Yo FOF, you dumbass. Don’t you know Qtips pushes the wax in FURTHER? BAD BAD idea. You should have your license revolked ya crazy nut.
😉
FollowOurFlip said
Fuck.
FollowOurFlip said
Ever had your ears “candeled”? I am a skeered to try it, but it looks cool. Did they do that to suck out all of your wax?
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
i’m tellin ya!
She's a MANIAC! said
A lot of people thought I was funny. I got a lot of karma for my “hilarious” posts. Now I’m not sure if that is something to be proud of. 🙂
FollowOurFlip said
I KNOW YOU!!!!!!!
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
I’ve done ear candling yes, it’s really fun. Just be careful and try not to burn a hole in the carpet. I did that. Bad.
The doc took these long ass tweezers and pulled the nasty out of my ears. It was really cool though, it was like this HUGE relief when he pulled it out, like all the pressure was gone and I could hear really good. Heavenly.
She's a MANIAC! said
FOF, F*CK was not my PT id.
Sorry, try again.
ex-PTer said
way off topic, but someone mentioned about how duh is now on the front page of google when you search for pink truth.
what’s funny is that the fourth listing is this:
THE SOFT PINK TRUTH
THE SOFT PINK TRUTH.
brainwashed.com/spt/ – 2k – Cached – Similar pages – Note this
THE SOFT PINK TRUTH
anyway, thought that was eerie.
duh – can i change my name? i want a new name and i just wanted to make sure it was ok with you before i changed it. also, need suggestions, anyone want to throw some at me?
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Maniac, tell me who you are. I didn’t know a lot of peeps on PT cuz I didn’t really do the discussion board thing, only PT chat
FollowOurFlip said
Can’t you poor alcohol in your ear too?? I know you can for swimmers ear, but can you do that for cocker-spaniel ear?
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Yo ex….no need to ask duh persmission, we don’t respect her enough to do that shit. HA
Seriously tho, you can have as many names as you feel the need to have. It’s all good in the hood here.
BITCHES!
She's a MANIAC! said
ex-PTer, there might be a fee. Apparently Duh needs money for Xanax and Gas-x.
FollowOurFlip said
Shit, pour, and by cocker spaniel, I mean big ears full of wax, like my dads cocker spaniel used to get. You aren’t the psychic, so you wouldn’t know that….it’s ok.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
You can do that for swimmers ear to get rid of the water. But wax? Nope. Either ear candle or ear/nose/throat doc.
FollowOurFlip said
ex-PTer ,there is a form to fill out. Follow the rulz bitch, or get BANNED!
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
MANIAC needs to give up her PT name. I’m getting tired, must go to bed soon.
FollowOurFlip said
Damn dizzy, that sucks. Literally, the candles, they suck out the wax….
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
FOF, yes bitch they do suck. I lurve me some ear candles. I think I will pick some up this weekend
ex-PTer said
SAM – does it cost her 20$ each? for those prescriptions?
ear candling doesn’t work. try some wax softening stuff.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_candling
question said
hey FOF. how much alcohol to pour for swimmer’s ear?
ex-PTer said
fuck where’s the form? i can’t find it? did she delete it?
FollowOurFlip said
I told you her name! I posted it! You didn’t get it?? Duh must have deleted the post. She must be lurking, and deleting, and working with Tracy on the side, so she can afford her Xanax and Gas-X
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
exPTer….ear candling DOES work ya hussy. Get it straight yo.
FollowOurFlip said
Question- I use a “cap full” of the alcohol bottle. A shot glass is too much.
ex-PTer said
sorry dizzy! didn’t know!
i can’t view it FOF, am i banned? what did i do? did i not post enough? did asking where’s the form get me banned?
Duped said
Hm…just be careful on the strength of the peroxide you pour in. I was an ass and bought one strong enough to bleach freakin’ hair and poured it in…not the medicinal strength (which is something like 10% and I bought a 40%). Owies.
Humph, and I thought I was the hilarious one on PT… 😛 Just kidding. I love being a Leo-tard…yay me! 😛
FollowOurFlip said
Question- Seriously, about 1cc worth, tilt your head, pour in (about a cap worth), cover with a cotton ball, “shake” or jiggle the ear to help the alcohol get down, then flip your head over and it will release the trapped water into the cotton ball. Dries out the ears though, so if it doesn’t work, go to the doc. Don’t do it over and over.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
LOL exPTer. Silly silly woman. It’s too late. You’re screwed.
Change your name to Fucked By Tracy one too may times.
or something like that.
hahahahaha
bitches!
FollowOurFlip said
ex-PTer, don’t ask me, ask Duh, hers is the big butt to lick.
question said
ear candles? where in the hell do you get those?
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Ear candles can be purchased at any health food store
FollowOurFlip said
Duped, I use RUBBING ALCOHOL, NOT Peroxide. That shit could blind you.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
LOL how the fuck did we get stuck on ear wax?
FollowOurFlip said
I guess your overflow just flowed right onto this topic Dizzy
ex-PTer can't think of a witty name cause she sucks said
if you dilute the peroxide you should be fine. that’s what the doc did for me
question said
duped, what’s the peroxide for?
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
LOL yeah I scrolled back up and saw that I mentioned the ear wax and then it kinda turned into the “how to remove ear wax” thread. LOL. Sorry Bologna for hijacking your thread!
She's a MANIAC! said
Eeeew, Dizzy’s ear wax is all over this thread!
Duped said
Whoops. Well, I was told to use Hydrogen Peroxide, not rubbing alcohol for ear wax. Guess that’s why it didn’t work so well, huh? *showing off my new retard genes tonight*
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
MANIAC! Tell us who you are so I can go to bed bitch!
FollowOurFlip said
E-PTCTOAWNCSS- Thats a good name.
Question- She uses the peroxide for her ear, for swimmers ear, or wax, who knows, we are all about ears here. And Fuck Tracy.
FollowOurFlip said
I AM TALKING ABOUT SWIMMERS EAR, NOT WAX BITCHES! I use alcohol for swimmers ear.
Mentally Fucked by Tracy said
how about this for a name?????
no? damnit, i’m about as finicky about this as i am with handbags.
i am such a consumer whore [and how!]
Duh said
What is an ear candle? I was picturing Dizzy pouring hot candle wax on her ear.
Duh-Man had an ear infection a few months back, and after all the antibiotics were done his ear was still hurting, and he couldn’t hear. He went back to the doctor and said he pulled out a huge hunk of BLACK wax. It was black with blood from the infection.
Talk about gross…
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Yeah, what she said!
She's a MANIAC! said
Dizzy, it rhymes with crazy.
FollowOurFlip said
You’re LAZY!
She's a MANIAC! said
FOF, well, that too…
Duh said
A mental mind fuck might be nice.
FollowOurFlip said
No way…
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Duh Man? LOL. That’s some funny shit yo.
Ok, an ear candle is a long cone like tube, wrapped in wax. You stick one end in your ear and light the other on fire. As it burns, it creates suction that gets the wax and all sorts of other shit like dried shampoo and shit out of your ear. It sounds like crackling and an ocean all at the same time in your ear. It’s cool. You should try it.
The best part is opening it up and checking out all the nasties that came out. Good times!
FollowOurFlip said
Mental Tracy Fuck makes me think of Ear Sex, now that would need some serious alcohol
She's a MANIAC! said
Dizzy, that reminds me of using those pore strips on my nose. It was always so cool to peel them off and see the forest of blackhead-pit stuff.
Is that gross? rofl
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Maniac…
Daisy
Lazy
Fazy
This could go on and on…………
Duh said
He posts sometimes under that name Dizzy. Haven’t you seen him?
I’ll try to get him to comment tomorrow. He’s working from home.
FollowOurFlip said
I know you aren’t talking to me SAM, you are directing your comments to Dizzy, but I love those things….
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
LOL Maniac, that’s exactly what it’s like. I used to do the same thing, check out the stuff that came off my skin. It’s gross but intriguing at the same time.
She's a MANIAC! said
You forgot TRACY. It rhymes. Sorta.
FollowOurFlip said
Dizzy, it’s Lazy.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
No one posts under DIZZY except for DIZZY!
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
ARe you Lazy Gardens or something?
She's a MANIAC! said
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
no.
FollowOurFlip said
fine, I feel like the third person in a three-some, sitting on the bed watching you two go at it. Go ahead Sizzy and SAM, I will be in the kitchen getting something to eat. I will bring the Honey back if you want….but only if I get to play too.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Give it up already….i’m sleepy
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
FOF…..honey? At least bring some whip cream or something geez
She's a MANIAC! said
Hi Sleepy. I’m Grumpy. And Lazy. And Dopey.
Look at that! We have a whole dwarf thing going on!
Duped said
Honey? Yuck. Only if you bring back peanut butter…now that would be interesting to watch.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
You suck. Friendship over.
Duped said
Oh great…Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs have shown up…party’s really going to get rocking now.
She's a MANIAC! said
Honey and peanut butter? Slap on some wonder bread and you’ve got lunch!
PC said
was there someone on PT named Daisy? I have no idea.
Duped said
No way…how about peanut butter and dill pickles. Now THAT rocks my casbah.
Duped said
Okay, will have to find out who you are tomorrow…I am going to bed. Have fun with the peanut butter and honey and the seven dwarfs ladies.
She's a MANIAC! said
I’ve heard about peanut butter and pickles. I’m not brave enough to try it.
I do lurve me some peanut butter and banana, though.
She's a MANIAC! said
Yeah, there was a Daisy. There’s a Daisy here, too, isn’t there? Or Not-a-Daisy? Something like that?
Mentally Fucked by Tracy said
PC – yep
PC said
wouldn’t it be funny if Lazy Gardens was here though? lol after all the smack people been talkin ’bout her….
although, that didn’t stop sickie from showing up. We must not be very scary, dangit
PC said
so you’re “daisy”. huh.
r u already banned, or waiting to see how long it will take, now that you’ve posted that?
tick tock tick tock 🙂
PC said
hey let’s get other people banned!
Lazy Gardens said
I’m outing myself, ladies. Tracy truly is nuts. And I’m really not a Know-it-all, I was just trying to please the Queen.
She's a MANIAC! said
You’re like big marshmallow peeps.
You forget, Sickie had to battle Tracy for her soul. When you’ve gone up against that, you ain’t scared of nuthin’ no mo.
Mentally Fucked by Tracy said
HELLOOOOOOO LAZY!
Lazy Gardens said
Tracy will never believe it’s me. that’s why i’m posting.
Craaaaaazy. She’s craaaaazy……
snapya-fingers said
LG-??? Surely not-i don’t believe it.
FollowOurFlip said
I have marinara sauce, anyone?
FollowOurFlip said
Welcome to the Bitch Fest LG (if that IS you) 😉
Mentally Fucked by Tracy said
any mozzarella sticks?
FollowOurFlip said
I got your mozzarella stick right here….
mrsmetaphor said
Oh come on…don’t start posting with someone’s real cybername if you are not him/her cause that’s just wrong…sick and wrong.
And Dizzy…ear candling is an absolute sham…it doesn’t work. That stuff you see IN the candle…it’s wax FROM the candle. Trust me.
PC said
Mrs Metaphor! geez, it was a joke ok? I was trying to see if I could get Lazy Gardens banned. LOL
and how do you know the ear candle doesn’t work? 🙂
mrsmetaphor said
Oh…..FOF….maybe you really ARE psychic. I am rather limber. So either you’re psychic or you saw my real online website and that tipped you off! LOL
FollowOurFlip said
I gonna go with psychic.
mrsmetaphor said
I knew it was you PC…you are such a brat.
I know it doesn’t work because DH has the ear wax issues and we bought them…we tried it, it seemed ‘interesting’ at best…opened it up, got that rush of “oh this must work” and then we did some research online and found that someone had done a study on this….controlled experiment…2 test tubes…one with ear wax (wonder who donated that? ew) and one empty…did the candling…same results. They tested the wax inside the candle and it was parrafin, not ear wax (which begs the question…why do you even have the test the wax in the test tube with nothing in it.)
So, science wins.
PC said
LOL I am NOT a brat. Am I? 😉
At least I’m transparent….
mrsmetaphor said
Oh, you know I like that…it’s a good word, transparent.
The Therapist said
I go to bed, and come back, and look at what I missed. Ear candling?
I’m a Saggy-tard. LOL!
FreeFromPT said
I went to bed too. I missed out on tons of fun. *sigh*
FOF said: 3) FFPT needs a dog, but has some other pet that I wouldn’t qualify as a dog.
I’m afraid to ask what kind of a pet you think I have. LOL
The Therapist said
Does anyone else see that little smiley face guy at the verrrry bottom of the website? This is the second time I’ve seen one of those around here. OMG! IT’S TRACY’S SECRET PSYCHIC MOLE??!!
Going to lunch.
Willie Lump Lump said
How come i never see that smiley?
Willie Lump Lump said
All i see at the bottom of this here blog is
“Blog at WordPress.com * Design by Beccary * XHTML * CSS”
Now…where’s that damn smiley at?
The Therapist said
Below that bottom center edge of the page. OMG – I am being haunted, because I’ve seen that little demon guy on other wordpress blogs.
I’m going to have a drink. shudder.
PC said
nope – see him all over wordpress too. Somebody at WP thinks it’s funny to fuck with us.
look below all that stuff Willie.
princessedamame said
I see him…all my life. Name’s George.
Willie Lump Lump said
Nope, not there. Guess he just likes to fuck with ya’ll and he knows that i’m the only cool peeps up in this joint. LOL
Dizzy from the Dastardly Ways of Tracy said
Yes Mr. Smiley is watching over you bitches. Best be watchin yo backs.
Not funny! said
HAHAHA I had to clean my screen. I thought it was dirt. LOL
in the middle of your screen willie (only at the very bottom) it’s two little dots (eyes) and a smilie mouth.
Barf, B.I. LLC said
oops (that was me – not funny!) I just commented on followourflip’s blog and she said not to be funny, so I use that as my name.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Yall are stupid if you can’t find it. Especially Willy. Willy, clean yo damn eyes out! GOD!
Willie Lump Lump said
My eyes are fine. You bitches are the ones with cataracts. Still ain’t there.
What are ya’ll smokin’ that got you hallucinatin’, huh?
She's a MANIAC! said
I see him. No smoking, hallucinogens or cataracts here.
Try squinting, Willie.
Willie Lump Lump said
squinting AND a magnifying glass…I even stretched the window out as much i can stretch it…..Still ain’t there. LOL Maybe it’s allergic to MACs or somethin’. I’ll have to check again when i get home.
In the meantime, I’ll create my own damn smileys.
😛 😉 🙂 😛 😉 🙂
There.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
HAHAHA…that’s the problem. You are on an inferior machine, MAC. HAHAHA
bitches!
ScrewU said
Why you bitches gotta talk about smokin? Damn…
And smiley dude is always there! He’s always been there and he will always be there. Deal wit it
mrsmetaphor said
Nope, I have a mac and there he is…very tiny…like a little garden gnome looking back at me.
And watch yer step there Dizzy…MACs RULE…PCs DROOL…
Barf, B.I. LLC said
mrs did you just say that PC drools? LOL
mrsmetaphor said
lol…I called her a brat yesterday Barf…do go “stirring the pot!”
And just to be CLEAR…Obviously I meant that any NON MAC computer droooooooooools…..drooooooooools….drooooooooolsa ’cause Mac’s ruuuuuuuuule. Got it?
ScrewU said
Is it true Mrs that your Mac never gets sick? Or are those stupid commercials lying to me?
Barf, B.I. LLC said
Still wondering how you know PC drools.
Bwahahahahahaha.
Willie Lump Lump said
I’ve got the latest and newest MAC out there and no, it never gets sick.
Now, Listen up Skanks! MAC’s are the shiz-nit, ok? da fuckin bomb, the ruler of all ‘puters, got it? Write it down, take a picture or whatever you gotta do to get that thru ya’ll thick skulls aiight!
Oh, and they’re expensive as FUCK, too!
SuperFreak said
All this food talk is making me insanely hungry. *takes bite out of keyboard*
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Ok I can’t be dissin MACs cuz I’ve never had one. I like what I know bitches, and that’s a PC.
I do, however, LURVE my iPod.
BITCHES!
princessedamame said
Had a Mac and a PC. Don’t care which I use, really. Am I the only one who has no preference around here?
Can we get back to talking about ear wax, pelase? That’s a subject I at least know about…
mrsmetaphor said
Well, pretty much they’re easy to use and don’t get sick. The market is small enough that hackers don’t take the time to write viruses that affect it. Sadly, though, the market is small enough that the price stays up there. It’s like buying Organic…incredibly worthwhile but expensive because it’s incredibly worthwhile. Although Apple makes loads more money than organic farmers. SUPPORT ORGANIC FARMERS!!! (seriously or I’ll throw my patchouli smelling earth shoes at ya.)
Willie Lump Lump said
Mrs M, i’ve been meaning to ask you…
Why do you have avatar pic of FEET?
FreeFromPT said
*snorting* at Willie. Sorry Willie. 😛
Those aren’t feet.
Willie, you need GLASSES. GLASSES, I SAY.
mrsmetaphor said
LOL….tell ya what Willie. I’m going to answer that question right away and in return you answer MINE….where did you get the name WILLIE LUMP LUMP?
The feet:
those are my daughter’s feet. When she was about 6 years old she took my digital camera one day and shot the heck out of the joint. She took, I kid you not, 30 pictures of my car. At first I was like, delete, delete…but then I noticed that she had subtly changed the angle each time, turning it in a circle. When I did a slideshow it was beautiful.
This was from a series of shots of her feet, along the same lines…showing her shadow, her footsteps…again, a great slide show. I guess for me, it was a reminder of how we need to look closer to see the patterns and also, the BARE feet…metaphorically, to me represent humility as we walk through the journey.
how’s that? lol
princessedamame said
Mrs. M., get your birkenstocks outta my face, will ya?! 😉
Anyway, recently, I have become enamored of “local, seasonal” eating. Too bad I don’t really like veggies – I’ll have to get over that. Organic isn’t as big a deal to me, as long as sustainable practices are, well, practiced. However, all of my own yard and garden are organic, with the hope that it will be safr for my little one.
However, y’all should know that just because a pesticide, herbicide, fungicide or fertilizer is “organic” does not mean it’s safe for the chitlins. Many are just as toxic as non-organic products. I think it has to do with the way the products interact with and break down in the earth, not how safe it is to handle.
BTW – I hate grasshoppers. So. my favorite organic product is a wheat bran with a neurotoxin which the grasshoppers eat, go crazy, cannabalize eachother, die, and leave. YAY!
Yes, I’m a crazy bitch. *steps off water-soluble organic produce container made of 50% post-consumer waste*
princessedamame said
Wow- I need to hit “refresh” more often. I wasn’t talking about Mrs. M’s uber-analytical, um, analysis of her daughter’s photography…
mrsmetaphor said
Yes yes….local is great too! And absolutely, you are right. Just because it’s organic does not mean you don’t need to wash it thoroughly. It’s the big wig industrialized farming and meat production practices which need to change…big time. Of course, that will make it more expensive to farm and yada yada yada…it’s all about the bottom line, so it will never change…
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Why is it, that in order to eat healthy, one must pay at least 3 times the price of the crap? Have any of you noticed that?
Does the government not see that the obesity rate among the low income families is higher than middle to upper class? Could it be that the food stamp program they offer doesn’t actually offer HEALTHY food? All packaged shit?
We should start a new thread on this, I know Mrs probably has some GREAT insight on this too.
I can go to the store and buy a cart full of groceries for like $100 bucks. But if I buy a cart full of HEALTHY and FRESH foods, it costs me like $300 bucks. What’s WRONG with this picture???
Willie Lump Lump said
Hymph!! NOW who needs glasses FFPT! Ok, humor me please…what did YOU think they were?
Mrs. M – ‘Willie Lump Lump’ is a phrase my friends and i use when referencing the feeling of stupidity. Another way of calling someone an idiot. (would that be a metaphor? LOL)
Thanks to Tracy, I have dubbed myself Willie Lump Lump for once believing in her lyin’ fraudulent ass!
Willie Lump Lump said
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=willie+lump+lump
princessedamame said
Lovely second definition, WLL:
2. willie lump lump
A male with a sexual disease.
“I ain’t cutting wit dat bitch. I ain’t going out like willie lump lump.”
FreeFromPT said
Well damn! Mrs had an avatar of angels wings SOMEwhere when she was posting (where was that mrs???). Ever since then, I’ve looked at them and thought – I dunno how those could be angel wings but that’s what mrs said.
I HAVE glasses. That’s the problem. NOW WHAT? Oh I know, make fun of Willie tell she gets some. 😛
Willie Lump Lump said
I have 20-20 vision thank you very much. That’s why i knew it was feet. 😛
FreeFromPT said
HAHA point taken.
Kit said
Hey, I see the smiley guy. Never noticed him before. Hmm.
One of Sixteen Vestal Virgins said
Pardon the off-topic, but having been away for a few days / not reading the posts, u peeps alarm me with your alcohol and ear candles posts. Just in case it has not mentioned — 40% alcohol content + open flame (ear candle) = Crispy Critter Head (Pass the bbq sauce.) BTW, if I were gonna dump any alcohol in my ear, it would be Jack Daniels. Followed by a beer chaser.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
LOL Sixteen…..combining our different stories would most certainly make us sound like a bunch of nut jobs.
We fit in well here.
BITCHES!
Left the Freakshow said
crispy critter head … LOL! sixteen, you funny …
Vote for Hillary said
Ok, Ok, it’s my first post so I thought I’d jazz you all up and have you throwing tomatoes at me.
The reason why healthy food is so expensive is that it has to come the farthest so gas goes up, banana’s go up. Also, when Florida had its frost last year the oranges went up up up because there was still a demand, and people were willing to pay for oranges. I don’t know if the almighty mango is that lucky.
I’ve been reading for a while, and you people are funny. Carry on!
Vote for Hillary said
Also, some state Senators took the challenge of living on food stamps for a week last year and most of them got sick. They realized they could only have a banana not a banana with cereal etc… It was interesting to see the news following them around. I think there were 3-4 of them and during that time a few got sick.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Interesting tidbits Hillary. I still think it’s more than just the cost. I think the government has a hand in it, their $$$$ hand. I think they govern what the pricing will be on everything.
How can you go to McDonalds (yuck) and pay $2.50 for a happy meal, but pay $5 for a salad that basically has nothing in it? Don’t you think that’s jacked up?????
BITCHES!
Painting Pink Pajamas said
Yes, I agree. I also won’t let my kids or myself wear those god-awful krocs that were made for gardening. Leave them in the garden. The CEO of krocs is a big contributor to the Republican party.
And let me be clear – I have friends that are Democrat, and friends that are Republican, but for god’s sake – if you say you are ‘something’ know what it is!
PC said
if y’all are gonna start bashing conservatives or talking politics, i’m gonna have to find another place to hang out. sheesh, there are other blogs i read to get my fill of *that* crazy. I come here for the FUN crazy.
****throwing tomatoes and turkey sausage****
btw, DUH – we actually made it to SeaWorld today, and it was fun. So i guess if you go early enough on Fridays, it ain’t so bad. But the pregnant 14-year-old girls were freaking me out big time. I’ve never seen so many….
PC said
wait a minute!
painting pink pjs – are you new here? I thought i recognize that name from PT! Am i hallucinating?
Willie Lump Lump said
Umm…….tomatoes and TURKEY sausage PC?? Oooo-kayyyyyy
LOL
snapya-fingers said
Awwww-I see it (the smiley)-I was first looking for a regular yellow smiley-He’s too cute. He needs a name. I’m gonna call him Bugsy-hehe. Not talking politics for sure, but I swore I would never wear crocs-then got some for Christmas-now I have 10 pair-love them!
flycat said
I have seen that smiley all over the place. he’s cool. he’s never busted me for posting random lyrics in the middle of threads. 🙂
MEOW
FreeFromPT said
Hi PPPJ.
Painting Pink Pajamas said
Yeah, it’s me PPPJ from PT. I’ve been wrestling with the entire issue with Happy/Sickie for a while now, and to be honest, I can’t contribute the time to be a maven. I don’t quite know what I was supposed to do anyway. There are quite a few ladies on Pink Truth that can stick with the message of helping women get out of MK, and I know Happy, TNT, Raisinberry, and Suzy Q helped me a lot and answered a lot of my questions. The problem is I’m not an expert on MK – I was only in less than a year.
Also, PT tends to take up a lot of time, and I have other interesting things going on in my real life right now that the cyber world of PT doesn’t seem as fun.
I will miss Suzy Q, Goth, Scribbler, Daisy, High Hopes, Apple Berry and Perfect Stop.
Due to the fact that Tracy reads this blog she can consider this my ‘goodbye cruel world’ letter. I will miss the chat room though, and my daughter’s will miss their thread (they used to write to HH’s daughter).
If anyone wants to reach me I am at middletonwiusa@aol.com.
Cheers to being free,
PPPJ
FreeFromPT said
And it’s official PPPJ is banned. (seriously).
Welcome to BFBF pppj.
mrsmetaphor said
Hey PPPJ…you are free to post wherever you like and whenever you like, babe…go to chat once in a while if you feel like it. If you get banned for posting somewhere then the loss is SURELY that of PT!! You are great and the loss will be felt, certainly!
mrsmetaphor said
Really?? so soon? huh….Tracy, when are you GOING TO LEARN and stop this idiotic practice?
FreeFromPT said
REALLY, so soon.
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I'll have a Cosmo said
Way to go Miss P!!
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To all of my PT friends: I’ve only been here about a month and a half and I’ve made quite a few good friends. I’ve really enjoyed my time here with everyone, especially my new friends—until the latest incidents that have occurred in the last few weeks-the bannings, people leaving, the public humiliations…then the way I was treated. I just want my peeps to know that I will miss you and you know how to reach me, of course:
miss.periwinkle@hotmail.com
First of all-I never wanted to cause any trouble here on PT. I came here to seek the truth, get answers, make friends, and speak my opinion. Obviously speaking my opinion isn’t allowed here on PT. The last few posts I have made I have been misunderstood, publicly mocked, or falsely accused. I did nothing to deserve this.
My last post on the thread about “Please read the Rules”, I asked a simple question about the rules being edited thinking Tracy might want to put the new last edited date on the rules. I had just read the rules with a last edited date of May 2007 a few days before Tracy posted this thread. I did not appreciate her comment directed to me saying:
“Yes, Miss Peri. the rules have been revised.
Your copying of posts and sending them to trash sites for ridicule is not allowed. I suspect you knew that it wasn’t appropriate, but now it’s spelled out in the rules for you and everyone else. Thanks for your future compliance”
This is libel. I never copied and pasted a thread on another site. The only thing I have done is emailed a thread to a friend. What she did with it – I don’t know. Haven’t many of us here at PT copied and pasted info from UnitNet and other websites? What about the pictures that are posted from Seminar? Aren’t those copyrighted? IMO-I thought that once something was on the internet it was free game.
I feel that when someone asks a question that challenges Tracy, she deletes the thread. She can’t handle the challenge so she deletes the thread. Then she starts taking away privileges…If I don’t have any privileges, then why am I here? This is how a bully works-someone challenges a bully and the bully can’t take the heat so he/she does whatever else he/she can do…in her case- deletes threads/posts and take away privileges.
I thought Tracy always said that we could ask her anything. The last few times I have asked her anything I have been jumped on, ousted, deleted, publicly ridiculed and “grounded” (privileges taken away). This doesn’t sound quite right to me. It actually sounds immature, silly, and downright childish to me.
Another good question I have wondered about -If certain people have been banned or deleted, then why does it still say “member”? LIES-LIES-LIES. I came here for the truth and all I ended up with was a lot more childish-immature behavior, deceit and lies. I didn’t ask for this-I am not a trouble maker. I could understand this if I was trying to cause trouble. But I don’t have time for trouble.
Because of these recent incidents that have occurred-that I sure did not see coming-I am requesting that my banning process be completed. If I do not have regular privileges like everyone else-why am I here? Why start something and not finish it-let the banning finish-please. Tracy, please delete my account.
Sincerely,
Miss Periwinkle
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You are such a great lady I’ll miss but I got the email.
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I'll have a Cosmo said
Well, PPPJ, I am in awe. I have always liked the things you post on the discussion boards in response to the every day problems in peoples lives. You are truly a supportive and caring person.
ScrewU said
New posts ladies…. I think you will enjoy
Painting Pink Pajamas said
Thank you Cosmo! I appreciate the kind words.
What a fun and dramatic weekend part 2
Miss Periwinkle said
I’m with ya PPPJ! Hey guys-I’m here. I am done with PT. I don’t think I have to tell you guys why-you’ve been with me the whole way through! Thanks!
Miss Periwinkle said
Didn’t even realize my post was right here-just saw pppj’s post. Thanks Cosmo!
ScrewU said
Did you ladies see that I gave you your own posts? Go lookie…
FreeFromPT said
*waving to my BIG TIME buddies Miss P and PPPJ* YOU ROCK!
Miss Periwinkle said
ScrewU-I didn’t notice-then I went back to my favorites to get back to front page and saw it-I am so touched-my heart is beating a billion times a minute again-crap-just calmed down too. Breath-Breath-Breath. Thank you so much ScrewU-I feel so special-I needed that! And such a pretty flower too.
*waving back to my BIG TIME buddy FFPT and soon to be big time buddy PPPJ-hopefully* YOU ROCK!!!
High Hopes has left the Building said
Duh,
First I would like to apologize for giving you bad karma, I was caught up with everything PT way back then.
Today I sent my PTocide letter. This has been coming for a long time and I no longer have the stomach for the back stabbing, lack of freedom and worrying about banning. There is more to life than worrying about MK and trying to save the world from the evils of MLM. I also can not in good faith keep participating somewhere when my friends have been banished to the nether world, just for having a difference of opinion. That is not free speech that is censorship. I am done and very happy with this decision, it has been coming for about two months and the turn of events over the last month has just solidified my feelings regarding all that is PT. I am not going to trash PT, for I was a regular contributing member since March of this year, it did serve a purpose of helping me work through my issues with MK and I do think it does for most who go there, just as this blog does. I think each and every blog has its place and some are very short term for most because honestly you can’t blog about MK forever, you have to move on and live a real life and enjoy all that is fabulous about your life.
My PTocide:
Hi Everyone,
I just wanted to say thanks and good bye to all my friends here! I have done all that I can do at Pink Truth and feel I need to move on. I have made many great friends here, worked through all of my Mary Kay Issues and feel that I just don’t have anything more to contribute to the forum. It has been a great deal of fun, but it has caused some stress in my household due to time spent blogging.
I can’t save people from the evils of MK or MLM. People have to make that decision on their own. It is taking too much energy worrying about who I can help.
I am also upset by the turn of events that have happened here and honestly can not live a double standard and compromise how I feel about issues or people I call friend. I apologize to any I have offended with my sense of humour and realize that ‘getting over’ my issues about the word ‘kaybot’ compromised my integrity and for that I am truly sorry and rue the day that I did that. There is no excuse for name calling and I am humbled more than you can know.
This has been coming for awhile now , but what escalated my departure was the fact a few of my good friends are no longer allowed on this site, and some people have very rigid thinking towards everything and anything MLM. When you express opinions directly in opposition to those you are summarily reprimanded and priviledges are taken away, instead of trying to work it out and see the gloriousness of difference in opinion and the fact it sparks true and open dialogue. We are free thinkers and our opinions are just that ours and we should not be punished due to how we see an issue. I don’t wish to partake in games and back stabbing, after all I left high school many years ago. I will ask that some of you take a hard look at yourselves and look at your actions and words.
Those who know me will know how to get in touch with me.
Tracy, Please delete my account.
So Lets just say:
Fire up the Bot-bee-Que you got one big chicken to roast HH
and I am sure some of you will roast me. But just think when your turn comes how you will feel.
HH has left the building ~ Please gently close the lid on the bot when you are done!
High Hopes has left the Building said
Oh and by the way MEOW!!!!!!
Willie Lump Lump said
Ok, I’m home now and there’s still no damn smiley at the bottom of this page. You bitches are looney! 😛
Even hubby is looking and don’t see it anywhere. See, I’s gots a witness!
Ho’s
On another note, Welcome to the bitchfest newbies.
I'll have a Cosmo said
Oh……my…….God!!!!!
This is amazing. I have sat in the background, not really a lurker, but in the background, over on PT. I occassionally participate but always enjoyed HH, MrsM, MissP, PPPJ and Sickie. You are all such great women and always seem to have the right way of saying things. This is just soooooo kewl!
Sage Cruise said
I am with you, high hopes! Just wanted to pop in and say “hi!” Been awhile.
Sage Cruise said
Sorry – the last 2 sentences were for Duh.
FreeFromPT said
Cosmo – e-mail me sicknpink@hotmail.com will ya please?
I'll have a Cosmo said
Sick…..done!
FreeFromPT said
cosmo – slam dunk bacatcha.
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Aw, it’s such a fuckin love fest up in this mutha
I'll have a Cosmo said
Sssshhhh………….listen……………do I hear the sound of cards hitting the table as the house falls down?
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Why yes cosmo…I do believe I hear that myself. You must really strain to hear it, but it’s definitely there….
I'll have a Cosmo said
Going to bed. Good night all………my old and new friends!
Aaawwwww, shucks, I’m all happy now, the gangs all here!
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
already? it’s fucking friday night!
I'll have a Cosmo said
I’m tired! And I worked all week, and have 2 kids!! Gimme a break!
One of Sixteen Vestal Virgins said
Don’t knock it, dizzy. I’m hittin’ the hay too. Nite!
I'll have a Cosmo said
I’m not the drunken ho I used to be!
Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said
Well Geez, I worked all week too! WHATEVA hookers
😉
Willie Lump Lump said
Party poopers!
FollowOurFlip said
I have food poisining. I will be back to comment and play when I can sit up with out barfing. (Sorry to invoke your name Barf, B.I., LLC)
Note to self: raw cookie dough is raw.
vette said
http://stats.wordpress.com/g.gif?host=somecallmeduh.wordpress.com&rand=0.7417273339980509&blog=1079769&v=wpcom&post=450&subd=somecallmeduh&ref=http%3A//somecallmeduh.wordpress.com/
Willie Lump Lump click the link. That’s the smilie face at the bottom of duh’s page.
At the bottom of PT it says “Truth. Justice. Community. Pink Truth.”
*snicker*