For all the bitches who say we cuss too much

***Warning.  Do not watch at work or near children***

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  1. Pixie said

    Everybody, all together now!!!

    LOL…LOVE it!

  2. Left the Freakshow said

    that … is hilarious

  3. throwinguppink said

    That is damn funny. One of my favorite songs now has some of my favorite words…

    🙂

  4. freefrompt (sickie/happy) said

    *faint*

    TUP – ROFL! So hard to picture you swearing! 😛

  5. flycat said

    🙂 feline approves

    MEOW

  6. flycat said

    Also wanted to say thanks for putting the warning on this.

  7. Oh shit, my comment disappeared in the midst of typing it.

    Anyway, I can’t wait until the family comes over tonight. Last time we all got together and watched YouTube videos here, we taught my son “I’m driving down Highway 40 in my big old pick up truck.”

    (And he’s mastered it – even does it like Tom Brokaw, which is damn funny, since he’s only nearly 3.)

  8. throwinguppink said

    My dogs and cats actually danced with me… So glad they don’t understand the words like those little two-legged hairless ones y’all have running around do!

    (do I have to put the word “sarcasm” here so no lurkers and/or newbies get their little panties in a bunch??) Or can we all laugh with me? Cause I think I am pretty damn funny…

  9. freefrompt (sickie/happy) said

    They’re not supposed to be hairy? Ahhh shit I brought the wrong one home from the grocery store again. *sigh*

    BRB better go get ‘eem before some meany picks him up.

    (and if I have to say that was joke, then yeah, seriously y’all LIGHEN UP!). You too PUR.

  10. ScrewU said

    TUP
    You do not have to add a warning of sarcasm to let peeps know what you mean. If they can’t figure it out and are that sensitive, then eff ’em.

    Flycat
    No prob on the warning. I posted the song and then .03 seconds later realized that some poor person would probably get their ass fired or their kids taken from them if they watched it in the wrong place.

    P-Dam
    I am so freakin proud of you that you taught your son that song. I wish I would have the foresight to teach someone here that song. Unfortunately, some A-hole took it off of youtube so we will not be singing here. Damn the man

    I do believe that song has every cuss word I know. They were quite ingenious. And I do love to show you wittle sheltered babes from Pink Truth something you would never see there. It’s good to laugh, cuss and rock on.

  11. No! Brak’s here!

  12. Pixie said

    I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms
    I like recess picnics, and eatin’ pork and beans
    I like tinfoil and bowties
    I like cardboard and moon pies
    When I’m soaking in the bathtub, I like shootin’ submarines
    Shootin’ submarines

    Oogedy boogedy life is sweet!

    (I love Brak 😀 )

  13. flycat said

    Hee hee hee TUP. I think my cat knows at least some of those words. On more than one occasion I have done something stupid and called myself an a$$hole and looked down to see the cat with a smug expression on his face as if to say EXACTLY.

    The doctor gave me a sarcasm bracelet to wear so I won’t have to use a smilie everytime I post. I am considering just getting the sarcasm tattoo and being done with it. 😛

    MEOW

  14. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    Holy Shit ScrewU. That was fuckin brilliant! I laughed out loud on that one! Good job with the warning, that could have been really bad to watch/listen to that with the wrong peeps around. I lurve you.

    HOOKERS!

  15. Ok, the kids are finally in bed and I was able to finally watch it. I must admit I like it better than the original lyrics. Those fraternity boys who knew all the words always had way too much time on their hands, booze in their bellies, and ‘after hour partying’ on their minds. Thanks for sharing this one.
    pppj

  16. FollowOurFlip said

    Personaly, I find it offensive. Who needs that kind of language? Not me. Fucking weirdos.

  17. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    Watch your fucking language you ho! 😉

    HOOKERS!

  18. unbeelievable said

    Pixie, glad you’re posting with your real name now and not your super-sleuth old name! hehe! I’m not even a fraud investigator and I could see through that one. 🙂

  19. Mercedes said

    yeah-could see me opening this at work-oops. My dog doesn’t like it if I cuss-or maybe it’s my tone. But if i say shit or damn…he gets lower to the dround and leaves the room. Then I have to go find him and tell him I wasn’t talking to him-must be the tone. Gotta quit that.

  20. Absolutely love this! Must share with bff and my sister. We all have a “potty mouth” and can appreciate this song. 🙂

  21. gothchiq said

    Whoa, god damn, that’s fuckin awesome. Shit!

    LOL

  22. Pixie said

    unbeelievable:

    lol I don’t think too many ppl remember my other name. Besides, if I’m “caught” on here, um…don’t care! Sorry, I don’t answer to anyone. Whats the worst that will happen…she’ll ban me for NOTHING. Everyone I talked to over there is here now anyway. And I have a really fucking hard time controlling my fucking language, like, fuck! ;D So good to see you on here too…just one more reason not to go back to PT.

  23. Pixie said

    Gothchiq! Good to see you…how are things? Hope Gothboy is on the mend…thats scary shit, that is.

  24. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    FOF – i agree. i can’t fucking believe fucking people like these cocky, assmunching sluts of a group would actually fucking write a song in parody like that. especially with that raunchy fucked up inappropriate language; their cumwad mouths need to fucking be washed out with shitty ass clorox bleach.

    fuck, it really fucking perturbs me. it rubs me the wrong way, bitches!

    fuckityfuck.

    🙂

  25. Pixie said

    fuckityfuck…LMAO!! I can’t wait to use it!

  26. unbeelievable said

    omg, NotaBee/MFBT are you Peruvian? I just read an old thread on PT and got that impression. If so, that is waaaaay cool, I am planning to go to Peru as soon as I can (i.e., if we ever get this damn house built).

    pixie, you rock girl!

    but can you tell me what movie the phrase “Fuckity fuck” was practically a main character? *poking Mrs Metaphor, the movie quotes queen*

  27. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    MFBT is not Notabee, fyi!

    🙂

  28. Unbee….ack…I’d have to google that one and lord knows what THAT would bring up! LOL

  29. unbeelievable said

    oh! Damn it, all of these names are confusing.

    Mrs M – I’ll give you a hint — it had a certain English person who later got caught with a prostitute

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