Apologize here please.

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 I’m sorry that all you bitches are a bunch of whiney babies that need everyone to apologize to you. 

“You need to apologize for this”

“Well you talked shit about me so you have to apologize”

“Well I talked shit about you because you did that.  You need to apologize first.”

So just get that shit all out here.  I’m going to clean my house. 

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  1. I am not apologizing for jack shit.

  2. Duh said

    SWMNBN- Now don’t be all proud. Come on.

  3. Dana said

    I’m sorry that you’re all a bunch of cheap, ho-bag skanks.

  4. I am sorry I never signed up for PT in the first place.

    SIKE.

    Damn, I know I gotta be sorry about SOMETHING over here… hmmm…

  5. Dana said

    I’m sorry that I waste my time reading Duh’s crap.

  6. I am sorry I never outed myself.

    Let me do that now…

    Drumroll, please………..

    I used to be a Mary Kay Consultant!

    I know that’s a shock to most of you, but its true. I was a Mary Kay Lady.

    Please, don’t all of you show up on my front doorstep at once.

  7. Not a Bee-liever said

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    PUR writes in a condescending way and is working on improving that
    and I am too.

    *curtsey*
    dipshit #1

  8. Not a Bee-liever said

    I apologize for yapping like a lap dog.
    I don’t apologize for liking PUR.

    dipshit #1

  9. Dana said

    I’m sorry for outing myself and letting all you sluts know that I work in finance. It’s such a narrow field that I’m sure my stalkers are watching me even now, because I released that info on this blog.

  10. See, now, Dana, don’t you feel better letting out that inner secret that you have been holding on to?

    It’s a very liberating experience, outing yourself.

    I don’t know what PUR is bitching about. She should be THANKING this blog for FREEING her from the shackles of being ‘in’ for so long!

  11. ScrewU said

    I am truly sorry that Tracy is a psycho bitch with only her own narrow self interest in mind. I’m sorry she is so self involved.

    And I’m sorry that I am so behind in reading all these comments. I can’t keep up with them and need to take a better speed reading course to catch up.

    I’m also sorry that I haven’t thought of a tagline yet so I will attempt to invent one now…

    KICK ROCKS

  12. ScrewU said

    AND I’m sorry that Duh thinks she could just walk away from her internet friend ScrewU and be fine. I’m sorry she is in denial of her giant non-lesbian love she has for me and misses me whenever I am away. I’m also sorry that Duh hates conservatives and little baby Jesus.

  13. As opposed to big baby Jesus? Cause that’s ODB.

  14. I’m sorry I didn’t ask where you were all this time ScrewU…mostly I just didn’t care and I’m sorry about that.

  15. chineseambassador said

    I think instead of PUR apologizing, she should do the one thing that will atone for all of her Tracy Sins to the People of Duh:

    spill her guts and forward all the damning evidence of TC’s behavior to Duh. That would fix everything.

    And I’m sorry that Duh hates conservatives. Because I rock. 🙂

  16. ScrewU said

    You should be sorry for that Mrs. You’re pretty lucky that I don’t have an itchy trigger finger when it comes to banning or your pretty little feet woulda been history. Then Duh and I would have had to have a giant fight over it because she has a special place in her heart for the tree hugging, patchouli wearing, Jesus lovin hippie. So glad we didn’t have to go there.

  17. Well I’m sorry you feel that way, ScrewU. how’s that?

  18. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    SWMNBN – I know where you live!! I’ll show up at your doorstep with cookies!

    😀

  19. ScrewU said

    I know Chinese… right? How in the hell could she not see that we totally and completely rock? And baby Jesus rocks too?

    Uh oh….. I better add this apology to Duh:
    I’m sorry that I ‘outed’ you to everyone about your feelings for me, conservatives and big/little J. I’m also sorry that I shared what was yours and not mine to share. I’m sorry that my meanness hurt your wittle bitty feewings. (hehe, sound familiar to anyone? guess who i am?)

  20. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    and if anyone thinks i’m being serious about where the hell she lives, i have no fucking clue and you need to be smacked.

    sarcasm is your friend.

  21. chineseambassador said

    ok I think I know who MFBT is now.
    LOL

  22. chineseambassador said

    ok nevermind I need to be smacked. posted too quickly

  23. ScrewU said

    I accept your apology Mrs. I can clearly see that you understand the error of your ways and accept your begging me to forgive you. It takes a big person to step forward as you have and admit your faults. Don’t you feel better? I know I do

  24. bugsythedemongif said

    I am sorry I just lurk at the bottom of pages and freak people out.

  25. A big person…you calling me fat?

  26. ScrewU said

    Well… I wouldn’t call you ‘fat’ but some people might say that if you put on a pair of BVD’s, it would spell BOULEVARD. Or that you are so ‘dumb’ that when I told you it was chilly outside, you ran and got a spoon. Or that you were so ‘old’ when I told you to act your age, you turned to dust.
    I’m so glad that I am not some people because I would never say that.

  27. Not a Bee-liever said

    SWMNBN, I could have sworn there was someone posting at PT with your same screen name. Are you sure you never joined? Is there an imposter?

  28. I’m sorry I signed up for Creative Memories back in the day. I’m sorry I lost a ton of money. I’m sorry I didn’t run my business better. I’m sorry I didn’t read about the 90% buyback.

    I’m sorry I don’t update my blog more often, but I’m so fucking busy reading this shit, I don’t have the time.

    I’m sorry I’m such a foul mouth.

  29. SWMNBN, aren’t you sorry for all the hell your hubby put poor Harry through? I mean, look where it got him…

  30. Dana said

    I’m sorry ScrewU came back from sabbatical/exile/vacay/whatever.

    I’m sorry Duh is so intimidated by us wonderful conservatives that she hates us.

  31. gothchiq said

    I’m sorry I ever let my boyfriend borrow money from me.

    I’m sorry I ever let him use my credit cards.

    I’m sorry that I bailed him out of problems at my own expense instead of saying “tough shit, you made your bed, now lie in it.”

    *stab*stab*stab*stab*stab*stab*stab*stab*stab*stab*

  32. ScrewU said

    I’m sorry that Dana is delirious and mistyped that ScrewU came back when she obviously meant didn’t come back sooner.

  33. I’m sorry that I’m about to “out” myself. Here’s a picture. Yes, that is my hand:

    http://cdbaby.com/cd/druu

  34. Strawberry Shortcake said

    NAB, SWSNBN never signed up for PT

  35. Ohh, my post landed in spam land, prob because I put a link. I’m sorry. Can someone dig it out?

  36. Strawberry Shortcake said

    Goth, are you having BF troubles?

  37. Dana said

    I’m sorry that ScrewU is deliberately misinterpreting me. I’m sorry she is such a freakin’ skankho.

  38. Dana said

    But ScrewU, I mean that in a loving way. I’m like a toddler who is angry at mommy for leaving me at daycare all day, so when mommy comes hits her and calls her names. You know I love you, though you’re a slutty skank.

    Great. Now I’m sorry I’m getting all mushy.

  39. ScrewU said

    It’s ok Dana. I know… momma knows. Just because I am so brilliantly smart, I am able to slice thru the words that you all use or do not use and see the actual intent. So even though y’all didn’t throw yourselves around in the same crybaby crying way for me that you did for Duh, I know you really love me. It’s ok.

    I just don’t understand why you insist on making me slap you around until you ‘get it’ again. Do you think I enjoy hitting you?

  40. Dana said

    Yes, because then I have an excuse to hit back, you trollop!

  41. Not a Bee-liever said

    Gothie, I’m sorry about what happened to your boyfriend and about the shit that you guys are in now. 😦

    PUR, I’m sorry for trying to “conquer” your friendship. I was like Don Quixote and I fought some windmills and looked ridiculous and shit for you. I’m sorry you’ve chosen to downplay that.

    I’m sorry I have issues and Hagzilla feels that she needs to analyze me psychologically. Hagzilla, I’m sorry our truce didn’t work out. I’m sorry that you feel our truce is contingient on PUR’s answering of your questions. I’m sorry I think that is an unfair way to set up the truce.

    dipshit #1

  42. What What said

    I’m sorry I didn’t take the Vicotin sitting on my nightstand last night, because I think I would have had a blast here. I guess there’s always tonight…but I don’t want to miss Grey’s Anatomy.

  43. daisygirl19 said

    NAB-

    I’m sorry that I laughed out loud when I read your poem above.
    I liked it very much, though.

    Oh, and I’m sorry that someone stole my name “Daisy” on WordPress already, so I had to change it to this. And I’m sorry that my stupid daisy avatars wouldn’t work, so I was forced to used this MK one. And I’m sorry that it looks like pantiliners instead of petals.

    Sheesh.

  44. Dana said

    I’m sorry that I’ll have to neglect you all tonight to watch Grey’s. Of course, I’ve neglected y’all every night this week, so I guess you’re used to it.

  45. I’m sorry we didn’t blame all this crap on Tracy. I liked that blame tracy thread. I used to read it while I was a maven, and laughed like a fool.

  46. I’m sorry that y’all know I went on vacation and were stalking me. I know you were!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Dana said

    I just wrote in it earlier today. There’s some crap going on around me that I know she’s responsible for! (The thread is called “Paranoia is contagious” and is from May, if anyone wants to read it.)

  48. Shay the StarFleet Commander said

    PPPJ –

    I swear – I tried hiding as best I could….sorry you saw me stalki….er….I mean….I was nowhere NEAR you on vacation….I don’t know what you are talking about….

    Sheesh….people are so paranoid…..

  49. I never signed up at PT… ever.

    Someone else signed up over there with my name while I was in Europe for 2 weeks sequestered away from the internet.

    I got back and had some messages about my comments at PT and I was like What What?

    You can only show up on my doorstep with Girl Scout Cookies – specifically Samoas/Carmel De Lights!

    Thanks for having my back, Strawberry. If you come to my house, you better show up with some pizza.

  50. Hagzilla/bitchzilla with pms said

    NAB I am sorry the truce didn’t hold.

  51. gothchiq said

    blargleblargleblargleblargle. I am having an anxiety attack or something. *bangs head repeatedly on desk* I TOOK my head meds. This isn’t supposed to happen.

    Blargle.

    *hides in closet under clubbing clothes*

  52. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    I’m sorry that I don’t give a flying fuck about not being sorry about a damn thing. Okie dokie?

    PUNANIS!

  53. Not a Bee-liever said

    Daisygirl said pantiliners! I’m telling! Just kidding Daisy, I’m glad you liked my poem.

    PUR, I am writing you love poems over here. Could you please laugh at me and laugh at yourself? Could you please laugh at this situation? It is honestly very freeing to realize that your “life” is not destroyed. Don’t give us People of Duh that power. I cried and cried when I was still a member of PT and remember what you told me?

    Gothie, I’m sorry you’re in your closet having an anxiety attack. I wish I knew what to do to help you.

  54. I’m sorry you don’t have an avatar not a bee. (set up a wordpress acct and you can add one).

    Gothie that SUCKS!

  55. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    chineseambassador – i don’t know you, though? i would be highly impressed if you knew who i was!

  56. chineseambassador said

    sorry – it’s PC silly. I’m getting everybody confused on here!!

  57. Mercedes said

    I am sorry that bugsythedemongif is sorry-for not outing their self-who are you? Please do tell-I would like to know-since i did name you…

    I am sorry that I have stayed with my current doctor for so long-he is a major DUMBASS! Finally proved it for the last time-today-dumbass!

    Me lurves this bar…I mean this place

  58. Mercedes said

    gothie-breath and find your quiet spot…

  59. Mercedes said

    Is that you daisy? crazy-pantiliners and MK-goofball!

  60. Mercedes said

    princessedamame-I am with you-I am sorry I don’t update my blog because I am too busy-with work and other stuff-and always coming here!

    peepeehuggers!

  61. Mercedes, I think Bugsy is just a figment of our imagination! He isn’t really there you know. LOL.

    pootie tang

  62. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that i can’t keep up with all these fuckin’ posts.

    I’m sorry to see two of the biggest bitches from PT go at each other’s throats and all i do is sit here eating my popcorn and sip my martini. *sip*

    I’m sorry that some bitch stole my SWMNBN’s screenname.

    I’m sorry for not hunting her down and beating her ass for that.

    I’m sorry that i was the only one who missed Screw U.

    I’m sorry that i don’t see Dizzy posting that much.

    I’m sorry that i wanna kick Dizzy’s boss’ ass for that.

    I’m sorry for being what Willis was talking about.

    I’m sorry for changing my avatar every two seconds.

    I’m sorry that none of you bitches even noticed that.

    I’m sorry that PUR didn’t choose to use my last ‘Oh dear, did i offend you? I’m sorry. NOT!’ avatar.

    I’m sorry for briefly thinking that Willie and Gothie is the same person. 😛

    I’m sorry that Gothie is going thru some ol’ bullshit.

    I’m sorry that Gothie might get arrested tonight. *run, gothie, runnnnnn*

    and last but not least….

    I’M SO SORRY FOR ONCE THINKING THAT TRACY WAS A COOL ASS BITCH!!

  63. I’m sorry Gothie is going through a tough time.

    I’m sorry I didn’t clean my closet today

    I’m sorry I am out of Twizzlers

    I’m sorry that people care more about football than politics

    I’m sorry I don’t watch football

    I’m sorry I don’t care that I don’t watch football

    I’m sorry that I don’t want to be educated about football

    I’m sorry it is not fall season but football season

    I am sorry I missed grey’s anatomy

    I am sorry my daughter’s teacher gave her 5 pages of spelling homework

    I am sorry my son can’t remember his assignments

    I’m sorry my shepherd’s pie didn’t turn out well tonight

  64. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that PPPJ seems to be so bitter about football.

    I’m sorry that PPPJ’s daughter’s teacher puts more emphasis on spelling instead of meaning.

    I’m sorry PPPJ’s son can’t remember his assignments.

    I’m sorry PPPJ’s shepherd’s pie didn’t turn out well.

    I’m sorry that noone’s paying any attention to our apologies, PPPJ! 😦

    WHORES!!!!

  65. I’m sorry I used to be afraid of Willie Lump Lump 5 minutes ago

    I’m sorry you didn’t care

    I’m sorry you didn’t know I thought you were scary

    I’m sorry I thought duh was scary

    I’m sorry my office is a mess

    I’m sorry noone cares about my or Willie’s apologies

  66. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    I’m sorry that I didn’t vocally point out that Willie’s avatar changed.

    I’m sorry that I actually did notice the avatar change.

    I’m sorry I’m up so late.

    I’m sorry that I worry too much about my current relationship.

    I’m sorry that I’m overloading myself with my two jobs.

    I’m sorry to even consider one of them a job.

    I’m sorry for Gothie’s current hardship.

    I’m sorry that I don’t believe I can get everything I need to get done in the next week.

  67. Mercedes said

    The therapist-what do you mean? Bugsy is in my world-always. Then someone names themself this-and gets an avator and blogs-just curious.

    It’s you isn’t it?

    Hey Bugsy-wassup? You are always with me-me lurves you…

    For real-the bugsy in my life cut all of his hair off-trippin’ out…

    uh song is on repeat-drunk again-excuse the hiccup…

  68. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that you thought Willie was scary 5 minutes ago.

    I’m sorry that you’re sorry that i didn’t care.

    I’m sorry that you’re not scared anymore. 😛

    I’m sorry that you no longer think duh is scary.

    I’m sorry that bitches around here are so selfish that our apologies just fall on deaf fuckin’ ears.

    HOODRATS!!

  69. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    I’m sorry I thought of a few more to be sorry about.

    I’m sorry I haven’t been banned yet from PT.

    I’m sorry that I haven’t figured out how to leave with a bang.

    I’m sorry that I haven’t left yet.

    I’m sorry for not vocally acknowledging Willie’s and pppj’s apologies.

    I’m sorry that many will not recognize my username on PT.

  70. Mercedes said

    I did-Willie-i did notice it was different and was about to ask again what it said-since I can’t read it…

  71. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    I’m sorry I keep confusing vocally with written.

    I’m sorry that I’m overly tired I can’t write properly.

    I’m sorry that I used the lame excuse of being overly tired.

  72. MF,

    I’m sorry you can’t go out with a bang over the weekend

    I’m sorry I would think that would be great reading.

    I’m sorry I need that as entertainment

    I’m sorry I don’t know what a hoodrat is

    I’m sorry I don’t type cuss words

    I’m sorry I ate all those fries at lunch

    I’m sorry I can’t get to sleep

  73. pppj ~ I am sorry your sheperd’s pie didn’t turn out well either. I would me some of that.

    Gothie ~ I am sorry for all that you have gone through lately. How is gothboy?

    I am sorry that I ignore household duties to watch football, youth, highschool & NFL and sometimes College.

    I am sorry that everyone seems to be sorry, so lets stop this shit!.

  74. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that Mercedes can’t read my ‘I’m what Willis was talking about’ avatar.

    I’m sorry that i can bet i would recognize MFBT’s PT name.

    I’m sorry that she’s workin’ her ass off.

    I’m sorry that i still haven’t gotten to Dizzy’s post yet cuz i’m too busy saying sorry. 😛

  75. pppj ~ that was I would love me some of that Sheperd’s Pie. Got a recipe?? I have one for Mam’s Mince which is kind of a Sheperd’s Pie but upside down. Wanna swap??

  76. Willie Lump Lump said

    Damn PPPJ, i’m sorry that you didn’t know that hoodrat is a neigborhood ho! LOL

  77. PPPJ I’m sorry about your closet. *sigh*

    Tomorrow?

  78. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    I’m sorry that Willie’s willing to bet.

    I’m sorry to think Willie will lose.

    I’m sorry I’m going to ask for Willie’s email so I can reveal my PT name.

    I’m sorry I trust way too easily.

  79. Willie, I’m sorry that I don’t like lumps. Especially not two lumps.

  80. Semi charmed,

    I wrote to you on another thread trying to tell you that

    1) I am sorry that when you wrote about The Music Machine months ago (that funny album with the funny kid songs) that I was too scared to post to you that I have the album. Yes, the ALBUM so my kids get to hear all about that stuff.

    Yes, let’s trade recipes. It was a great recipe but the meat was yucky. The guests bought cheap meat and I hate that…. I even went down the exotic food aisle and bought original shepherd’s pie seasoning made in England…oh yeah…and they bought cruddy meat.

    I am sorry they bought cruddy meat and my kids were chewing forever on that meat

  81. Mercedes said

    I’m sorry…soooo sorry…I’m sorry that everyone is sorry…anyone wanna play sorry? ONE MORE DAY! WOOHOO! Fall Break – here I come-thankgoodness. I am not sorry that I am excited that I only have one more day-it’s either fall break or the hospital-nervous breakdown-LMAO!

    Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
    Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.

    I’m sorry that PPPJ doesn’t like football.

    It’s football time in Tennessee. Go big Orange! (I still love them-even if we aren’t doing so well) OMG-I outed myself…Uh-Duh-could you please delete this post…whatever!

    Waving to Mrs

    Are you ready for some football?
    Go Colts-and no I didn’t jump on the bandwagon-the quarterback came from Rockytop country/college…

    Actually-at my house-those are our teams-then on the other games-it just depends-on the spread-hehe-not my bf

    do i ramble or what?

  82. **waving to sickie*

  83. Mercedes said

    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

  84. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    willie – whats yer email?

  85. Mercedes said

    Mentally fucked by tracy-if you want to leave with a bang-just read through old threads here and you have all sorts of ideas-just grap your post before it gets deleted-quick. Oh-never mind she doesn’t do that anymore does she?

    And remember-I have a pm from Tracy stating that it is ok to post on other blogs…she said so herself-to me…

    i think everyone else is nowadays-it’s the thing to do-peer pressure…

    that last phrase is me bs’in

  86. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that i can’t post my email address for fear of being ‘outed’. LOLLLLLLL

    I’m sorry Sickie must like my humps… my humps… my humps…..over my lumps.

    I’m sorry that i no longer like chihauhaus due to Sickie’s avatar. 😉

  87. Willie Lump Lump said

    and i’m sorry that i feel a sudden urge to change my avatar again.

  88. Willie Lump Lump said

    LOLLLL, i hadn’t read Mer’s post yet when i posted that.

  89. Willie Lump Lump said

    sorry ’bout that.

  90. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    WTH WILLIE! you dont have like another email addy that won’t “out” you??? LOL

  91. I’m sorry we’re all so so sorry

  92. Willie Lump Lump said

    Nah, i used all of ’em signing up for PT……

    I’m so sorry. LOL

    Maybe we could use pig-latin? LOL

  93. I’m sorry mentally ill won’t trust me

    i’m sorry willie is the cool one in the room

    I’m sorry it’s not me

  94. Willie Lump Lump said

    or abbreviate and scramble the letters?

  95. Mercedes said

    Willie-I think we did that last night-we so crazy! I need to be posting on my blog but i am to busy on this. I really need to be working-but I have been working way too much lately.

    Here is my old signature song:

    Snap ya fingers! Do ya step!
    You can do it all by yo self!
    Let me see you do it! Ay!
    Let me see you do it! Ay!

  96. Mercedes said

    PPPJ-you are too cool-coolio!

  97. Mercedes said

    When you snap ya fingers shawty, gotta jerk ya neck

  98. Willie Lump Lump said

    to the left to the left to the left to the left
    to the right to the right to the right tot he right
    now kick now kick now kick now kick
    now walk it by yo’self now walk it by yo’self..

    down down do ya thang..do ya thang

  99. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m so sorry i just sang that shit out loud.

  100. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    willie – what if i ask duh to email you my email addy? im sure she can see it through wordpress

  101. I’m sorry my doggie is being made fun of by willie.

    Willie can I e-mail MFBT your e-mail?

  102. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    or sickie can email you my email addy

  103. Mercedes said

    willie-you’ve been hangin’ with me

    what song is that? i am like uh huh huh

    so after you snapya fingers ya gotta walk it out

    OK Now Do It How U Do It Gone And Walk It Out
    I Said Do It How U Do Gone And Walk It Out
    OK Do It How U Do It Gone And Walk It Out
    I Say Do It How U Do It Gone And Walk It Out

  104. Mercedes said

    waving to happy-wassup hooker!

  105. Mercedes said

    Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down.

  106. Willie Lump Lump said

    Well, sickie would have to know my email addy in order for that to happen. :p

    I can get your addy from duh tho MFBT. My people contact duh’s people on a regular. LOL

    I’m so sorry that tracy might be my biggest fan now since i’m using her favorite word in my avatar…

  107. Mer,

    Finally a song I know!

    pppj

  108. Willie Lump Lump said

    cruising down the street in my six fo’…

  109. Willie Lump Lump said

    jockin’ the bitches…. slappin’ the ho’s…

  110. I’m willing to risk it willie. 😛

    I’ll send you an e-mail. You give me a heads up if you get it. It will say “test”.

  111. Willie Lump Lump said

    PPPJ, don’t act like you don’t know that one. 😉

  112. Let me know if you got an e-mail willie. I’ll pass it on to MFBT if it’s ok.

  113. Willie Lump Lump said

    nothing yet…

    tick tock tick tock tick tock

  114. Hey Willie,

    No, but I can sing all the songs from High School Musical!!!! Does that get me brownie points?

    pppj

  115. well it is coming from the black hole. Time difference and all. lol

  116. going to bed. if you get it will return it and then I will get it to MFBT.

  117. will = willie. *sigh* night all.

  118. Duped said

    I am sorry…I am sorry that I have to spend another season watching Sara Sidle on CSI. DAMN IT. I was hoping she wouldn’t renew her contract and would leave the show. I really don’t like her character.

    I am also sorry that I ate that pizza tonight…yowza.

    Fart knockers.

  119. Mercedes said

    Willie-how appropriate-that song-edited for our pleasure

    Ladies and gentleman-ooohhhweeeeee…….

    coz us ho’s in the hood are always hard
    you come talkin that trash, we’ll pull ya card
    knowin’ nutin in life but to be legit’
    dont quote us boy coz we aint said shit

    *wassup bugsy*

  120. Mercedes said

    I shake it like jello,
    Make the boys say hello,
    Cause they know im rockin’ the beat
    I know you heard about a lot of great MC’s,
    But the aint got nothing on me
    Because i’m 5 foot 2,
    I wanna dance with you,
    And im sophisticated fun,
    I eat filet mignon,
    And i’m nice and young,
    Best believe im number one

    YO MAMA!

  121. Willie Lump Lump said

    rock it don’t stop it
    everybody get on the floor
    crank the party up
    we about to get it on

    let me see ya, 1, 2 step

  122. Mercedes said

    Acid in my bottle, so I gotta get some more
    Put the pedal to the metal back to the liquor store
    Cause you know what i mean when I’m feelin kinda funky

    Man-I forgot I had all of this shit on media player-erasing stress-funny.

  123. Mercedes said

    ok where are da girlios that wanted to go clubbin’?-here we are clubbin’.

    cause this is about as physical as I can get-in my chair-LMAO!

    When I get on the rug with the kiddies to do a lesson-It hurts my knees oh so much to get back up-and I don’t believe I am that old-hell-I know I am not that old.

    krysti-clubbin’ in da house…

    avator changed-willie-idol outside???

  124. Willie Lump Lump said

    *we be clubbin’*

    It’s ‘Idiot Outside’

  125. Willie Lump Lump said

    Well I’m Eazy-E, I got bitches galore
    You may have a lot of bitches but I got much more
    Wit my super duper group coming out to shoot
    Eazy-E, muthafukas cold knocking the boots
    ‘Cause I’m a hip-hop thugster, I used to be a mugster
    If you heard Compton, you think I own a drugstore
    Getting stupid because I know how
    And if a sucker talks shit, I give him a (POW)
    8 ball sipping, the bitches are flipping
    Slow down, I hit a dipping, continue my tripping
    Hitting my switches, collect from my bitches
    The money that I make so I can add to my riches
    Fill my stash box and start rubbing my gat
    Feeling good as hell because my pockets are fat
    A hardcore villian cold roaming the streets
    And wit a homie like Dre just supplying the beats

    Because I’m a gansta having fun
    Never leave the pad without packing a gun
    Hitting hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it
    Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

  126. Willie Lump Lump said

    ahh, good times. LOL

  127. Mercedes said

    i am blind-lack of sleep-i better go to sleep-i have been up every night until at least 2:00 and i get up at 5:15…Me be stooopid. That is why i had to quit the internet for a bit…

    Party pooper here…

    It’s gettin’ hott in herre…

    plus bf will be stormin’ in in a minute to stare glare and then storm off-maybe i can beat him to it-adios.

    Had fun…

    PIMP JUICE!

  128. Mercedes said

    Because I’m a gansta having fun
    Never leave the pad without packing a gun
    Hitting hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it
    Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

    Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

    WORD!

  129. Willie Lump Lump said

    Audi 5000! LOL

  130. Willie Lump Lump said

    Gawd, i feel old as fuck!

  131. Willie Lump Lump said

    well since, i’m here by myself now, think i’ll reminisce on my favorite part:

    ‘Now I’m a break it down just to tell a little story
    Straight out the box from the gangsta category
    About a sucker, a sucker muthafuka
    He’s addicted, he’s a smoker but in Compton called a clucker
    he used to have a house car and golden rings
    But the cooky cooky crack took all those things
    he must of been starving ’cause he broke in my house
    Caught the n**** on the street and straight took his ass out
    Now I wanted for a murder that I had to commit
    Yea I went to jail but that wasn’t shit
    Got to the station about a quarter of nine
    Call my bitch to get me out ’cause I was down for mine
    The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone
    Now my only phone call was in the ganking zone
    All the things I did for her like keeping her rich
    I swear when I get out, I’m gonna kill the bitch
    Well by now you should know it was just my luck
    The baliff of the station was a neighborhood cluck
    I looked him straight in the eye and said what’s up
    And said let’s make a deal, you know I’ll do you up
    Now back on the streets and my records are clean
    I creeped on my bitch wit my uzi machine
    Went to the house and kicked down the do’
    Unloaded like hell, cold smoked the ho’

  132. fukusickie said

    I am sorry that Sickie is a Crazy Bitch and I have to deal with her dumbass comments every time I come here….

  133. That's my Chihuahua too! said

    NOT your’s!

  134. Willie Lump Lump said

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  135. Willie Lump Lump said

    heyy, LOLLLL Ya’ll are LOLLLLLLLLLLLL fuckin’ up my song here….

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  136. fukusickie said

    You are not here alone, and wtf with the song? I am always lurking…

  137. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry you don’t like favorite song all time. LOLLLLLLL

    Don’t mind me, i’m over here fucked up on dirty martinis and reminiscin’ on the love i had. LOLLLLL

  138. Willie Lump Lump said

    of all time, i meant. geesh

    *sip*

  139. Willie Lump Lump said

    but, i lurve your screen name so hate on.. 🙂

  140. Willie Lump Lump said

    don’t make me sing again…

    let’s see…

    A bitch iz a bitch
    so, if i’m poor or rich
    i still talk in the exact same pitch
    now the title bitch don’t apply to all women
    but all women got a little bitch in em

    I’m warning you…i’ll keep going..

  141. gothchiq said

    harrr. can’t sleep.

    Maybe all this insanity is related to quitting smoking. I distracted myself with housework because I’m pathetic like that.

    WHAT is this stuff you guys are listening to???? Good lord…gangsta rap? blech! go to di.fm and listen to some happy hardcore.

  142. Holla CDSS! said

    I’m so terribly sorry that all us bitches are raggin at the same time. DAMN am I ever sorry for that. I’d blame Tracy but the thought of Tracy controlling my uterus is just weird.

  143. Not a Bee-liever said

    I’m sorry I don’t have an avatar too. My name isn’t acceptable by wordpress.com’s standards so I will have to think of another name in order to get an avatar.

    I’m sorry I’m not acceptable by standards I didn’t agree to (if you think I am talking to you I probably am).

    I’m sorry I voted for Nader. OMG did I say that?

    I’m sorry I can’t say that I am unflappable. To say that I am flappable puts me in a really bad place. Who would want to be called flappable?

    I’m sorry that I am feeling quixotic and that my Dulcinea hasn’t come back to post yet.

    I’m sorry that I didn’t know the meaning of “be patient” was subjective. I really thought we were all on the same page and could all understand what “be patient” meant. But I will have to think about that some more, Mercedes, and get back to you. For now I will STFU and just read.

    Tactfully yours,
    dipshit #1

  144. Shay the StarFleet Commander said

    Duped –

    They can’t get rid of Sara Sidle on CSI ’cause Grissom luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurves her…..

    LOL

  145. Mercedes said

    NAB-you said be patient-I said what do you mean? So-what do you mean? Be patient about what? please explain…Don’t apologize-just explain…

    I’m gonna sing those songs
    That offend the censors
    Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

  146. Mercedes said

    Don’t apologize and be sarcastic(imo) and say things like “I will shut the fuck up”-did i tell you to do that? and call yourself tactful and dipshit-unless you you really are being sarcastic and you are trying to piss me off. Because I thought I knew what you meant-but I didn’t feel like replying to what I thought you meant-if I was incorrect. I asked a simple question-required a simple answer.

    Major Bitch due to lack of sleep…well just a major bitch!

    The wheels on the bus go round and round
    round and round
    round and round

    The wheels on the bus go round and round
    all through the town

    The kids on the bus go scream scre…aaahah

  147. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that you’re singing that lame ass song! 😛

  148. PC said

    I’m sorry I have to go grocery shopping, and must tear myself away!

  149. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that you must tear yourself away. That’s sad.

  150. Willie Lump Lump said

    Am i going to be the only drunk bitch up in this mutha tonight?

  151. WLL Love the new avitar 🙂

  152. Willie Lump Lump said

    Thanks Semi. You’re sweet.

    You drinkin’ wit’ me?

  153. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    i’m sorry willie may be the only drunk bitch up in this mutha tonight.

    i’m sorry willie, i would join you but i do not have any alcohol.

  154. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry you don’t have alcohol.

    I’m sorry to tell you to run to the store real quick while i sit here and wait for you.

  155. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that i have no life obviously. LOL

  156. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    i’m sorry you have yet to find out my email addy from duh.

    i’m sorry that i will be drinking alcohol tomorrow, but i will think of you willie.

    i’m sorry i’m a lightweight.

  157. I would love to WLL, but I have to be up at 7 AM for football and cheerleading tomorrow and I didn’t get home from work until about 10 PM. Technically, I am supposed to be doing my team mom emails right now and making my parent advertisments for the football yearbook. Yep, I am ignoring that so I can catch up here. Gosh, would love to have a drink. Ok, you talked me into it. I succumb to peer pressure way to easy. 😉 Maybe just 1. My favorite and usual, stohlis razberri and cranberry juice coming up. 🙂

  158. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry you’re a light weight, too.

    Party pooper! 😉

    Duh’s been MIA so she probably hasn’t checked email yet.

    Lazy bitch!

  159. Willie Lump Lump said

    Yum, Semi! I’m having dirty martinis…AGAIN

  160. I’m sorry Willie – you are not alone

  161. I’m sorry no one will go on chat with me

  162. Not a Bee-liever said

    Mercedes, this is what I said to you when PUR was posting here and you expressed your opinion that she had not yet apologized to some people that she should have apologized to. I am quoting myself, “all I can say to you is that it hasn’t happened yet, but we can be hopeful. It’s strange to me that you would rush it. Please allow people time to come to grips with themselves. Like PUR said, she is looking into the mirror but this is not the only thing she has going on right now. Mercedes I don’t want to tell you how to feel or how to act. I would make the suggestion, though, of being patient.”

    Yes, my apology to you here in this apology thread was sarcastic, because I have no idea why you would not understand what I meant when I suggested being patient. All it means is to wait and see what happens next. I didn’t want to make you mad, but I was being sarcastic because I am frustrated that you don’t understand me. Other than that I think you are great and really fun to be around. 🙂 I like your singing and your efforts to speak spanish and I love the pyramid political cartoon that you posted on PT!!! 🙂

  163. I’m sorry there is not one person in chat

    I’m sorry I miss PT right now because Sally would stay up late and be in chat

    I’m sorry that’s the only thing I miss about PT

    I’m sorry I miss anything about PT

    I’m sorry about being sorry about missing PT

    I’m sorry I drank the last of the wine

  164. ok back to my email and ads. maybe i will check back in when I am done. if i don’t you all have a great night. 🙂

  165. I’m sorry that I get confused at notabee’s writing sometimes

    I’m sorry if that sounds like a slam

    I’m sorry if you want to beat me up

    I’m sorry if that hurts your feelings, but sometimes I just don’t get it

    I’m sorry about that too

  166. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    I’m sorry I went into the chatroom and saw no pppj.

  167. Not a Bee-liever said

    It doesn’t hurt my feelings. What confused you in particular PPPJ?

  168. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that i can’t get into chat for some reason.

    I’m sorry that Duh’s chat is wack. 😛

    I’m sorry that i think Duh banned me from chat.

    I’m sorry that it may just be my slow ass computer.

  169. I’m sorry I’m going there now…..

  170. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    I’m sorry java sucks for you all.

    I’m sorry that there is someone in chat named janet and I have no idea who that is.

  171. Not a Bee-liever said

    I gotta go to bed. I’m sorry I can’t stay. 😦

  172. prdiva4 said

    I am sorry I have a freakin VIRUS and my BONES ACHE! LOL!

    I am sorry, I had to call on SICK and was TOO SICK to rest…UGH!

    I am sorry that Mercedes and Willie haven’t read the post on “the outing”

    I am sorry I don’t lurves me some Mercedes and Willie NO MORE!

    SLUT #4

    Ps: tagline: CRICKETS and YO-YOs

    😀

  173. Willie Lump Lump said

    ’bout time you bitches showed up. we’re all in chat drunk as a skunk wondering if this ‘janet’ is really tracy, yo! get ya’ll asses in there pronto!!

  174. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that i don’t know why prdiva doesn’t lurve Willie no nore!

  175. Willie Lump Lump said

    did you no likey my gangsta lullabyes?? 😦

  176. Willie Lump Lump said

    ANSWER ME WOMAN!! Don’t make me stalk your next vacation!

  177. Shay, Master of the Universe said

    I am sorry WLL isn’t getting any answers.

  178. Willie Lump Lump said

    LOL, I’m sorry you had to see me yell Shay! 😛

  179. Willie Lump Lump said

    I’m sorry that it looks like PT doesn’t have a chat anymore. 😦

  180. I’m sorry that I missed out on getting all crunked up last nizzight.

    I’m sorry that PPPJs apologies ae starting to look like the Stephen King short story from Skeleton Crew where the doctor is stranded on a deserted island and ends up eating himself to stay alive.

    I’m sorry I”m all alone here.

    I’m sorry my kid didn’t get to ride It’s a Small World at Disneyland tonight.

    I’m sorry no one jumps my shit. Don’t you muthas care?

  181. I’m sorry all you hookers are east of me, and your sorry asses are in bed by the time I can post or chat!

    Skanks!

  182. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    I’m sorry I see the resemblance in pppj’s writings and Steven King novels.

    I’m sorry that the east side is betta than the west side. 😛


    [im not sure if its appropriate for children, so just a forewarning].

  183. Not a Bee-liever said

    I’m sorry that I was so tired last night that I was having trouble making sense.

    prdiva4, I’m sorry that you are sick. 😦

    p-dam, I’m sorry I have yet to jump your shit. ???

    So, Willie, did you ever find out who janet was or what her deal was? You are one funny mutha.

  184. I'll have a Cosmo said

    I’m sorry I haven’t been on here in days and am totally lost and clueless! Oh well, not far from my norm anyway.

    FUCKERS

  185. Mercedes said

    I am sorry that I was not here last night.
    I finally popped locked and dropped it-to the bed…whew-I think I was asleep as I drove home. I missed the paty again.

    Willie-I didn’t even know that you were sippin’ purple chongos the other night
    I haven’t drank in quite some time-it would really be too funny on here if I did.

    NAB-the only reason I said PUR hasn’t even done whatever is because she came in her and gave a blanket generic apology to “everyone”. Then she apologized to me. Then she tried to apologize to me again…but she still doesn’t even remember the story or understand the situation. She had the facts right in front of her and still could not understand. She obviously feels she did no wrong or doesn’t care-because she has had plenty of time to deal with my situation. I didn’t ask her to rush into this. I just posted my situation and she apologized to me-for the wrong reasons. Since she started it with an apology and …instead of an “I don’t know what your talking about-I need more time-……That is my whole point. It doesn’t even matter anymore…

    You don’t have to worry about it. You weren’t involved and it doesn’t concern you-I feel the more you and I discuss PUR the more trouble it is gonna cause us and like I have read here-IMO-Tracy is winning without doing anything….the conflict continues. IMO-PUR is winning too-if you will read some of my previous posts again. I really am tired of talking about this on here with you-I don’t understand why you defend her and she can’t defend herself. See I am starting to type stuff again but it will just keep going and going and going…

    Anywho-haven’t checked my email in a day or two but NAB-you know my email-I really don’t have anymore energy (to argue with you) for this on DUH but if you still do-please use my email.

    Adios

  186. Not a Bee-liever said

    Ok. I see your point. Let’s not get too serious. 🙂

  187. Mercedes said

    Thank you NAB-OK-how do I do smileys in my comments?
    let me try this 🙂

  188. Mercedes said

    well hello-that was easy

  189. Mercedes said

    NAB-you need an avator 🙂

  190. Shay, Master of the Universe said

    I am sorry eyesicle lurves HRC.

    (But I lurve you anyway, eyesicle. LOL)

  191. Not a Bee-liever said

    I know, Mercedes, but then I would have to change my username. 😳

  192. I apologize week in review said

    Since duh no longer does her week-in-review (lazy ass that she is) I’ll do the honors of an apology week-in-review.

    I apologize the week started out fun and later turned to another Tracy manipulating fest.

    I apologize that PUR came here and reared her ugly head trying to give general apologies expecting that others would just say, ok and welcome to the party.

    I apologize that PUR is so stupid she doesn’t realize how many people hate her.

    I apologize that PUR thinks that her MLM is her #1 fear of being outted. I apologize that she doesn’t see that her family isn’t #1 yet, her MLM still is.

    I apologize that sickie and PUR got into a pissing match.

    I apologize that sickie appears to give a shit what PUR thinks.

    I apologize that sickie outted PUR’s MLM and none of the real goods (what a wuss – tell the rest of it you ho!).

    I apologize that PC came in and did Tracy’s dirty work by posting an e-mail from 10 mos ago.

    I apologize that PC dropped PUR like a bad habit when she found out that PUR was still Tracy’s sidekick.

    I apologize that PC couldn’t take a minute to get her act together before jumping into the middle of something she is clueless about.

    I apologize that Willie was forced to take on alcoholism this week. I apologize that I’m thinking about calling rehab for her.

    I apologize that 16 vestal virgins nailed PUR to the wall.

    I apologize that PUR refuses to see Mercedes side of what happened.

    I apoligize that Mercedes types drunk enough when she is sober to fool the best drunk.

    I apologize that Hagzilla w/PMS couldn’t see that she was part of the problem in the mess that she started to yell STFU to.

    I apologize that NAB defended PUR only to realize that doing so made her look even more like a dipshit.

    I apologize that PUR repeatedly talks about her MLM repeatedly while asking others not to talk about it. That’s a special kind of stupid right there.

    I apologize that I forgot about ScrewU. I apologize that Bologna appeart to be swimmin with the fishes.

    I apologize that Dizzy is so dizzy. I apologize that that’s the best I could come up with.

    And finally, I apologize that Duh got precious few minutes of beauty sleep this week with all your fartknockers going at it.

  193. Just Shay 2day said

    I am sorry NAB’s teacher was an idiot and doesn’t know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

  194. Mercedes said

    I apologize week in review

    You said it! Your comprehension skills are an A+ and if anyone doesn’t get this “Apology for Dummies Summary” , they need some serious help.

    This is sooooooo sweeeeeeet! I love it! And me lurves you-whoever you are…and Duh for this place and archives!

    Isn’t everyone glad I wasn’t asked to do a review-it would have been like 15 pages-ROFLMAO!

    WOOF!

  195. Mercedes said

    Oh ya-I was posting to ask why NAB would have to change her user name to get an avator??

  196. Mercedes said

    Duh-you should post the Summary as a main thread-good idea-wink wink

  197. Mercedes said

    p.s. Follow Our Flip Online’s Blog is no longer available-has been deleted

  198. I apologize that if I write like Stephen King I should do so and then I would be a millionaire.

    I apologize Princess’ kids didn’t get to ride It’s a Small World, too.

    I apologize that notabee would have to change her name to get an picture.

    I apologize that I haven’t taken the time to get one, and I don’t care.

  199. Willie Lump Lump said

    I apologize that some of the Sickie fans here seem to miss PC’s point of just proving that Sickie did in fact gossip about PUR’s MLM a long ass time ago to HER (a whole separate incident from what PUR found out)…proving that sickie lied here when she said she never told her business and she can’t be trusted.

  200. Willie Lump Lump said

    Oh, yeah i apologize too that Princess’ kids couldn’t ride It’s a Small World. That sucks!

    I’m serious, that’s like my favorite ride at Disneyland.WTF, was it closed? Oh, i would be sooo mad, me and Mickey would have issues over that shit! 😛

  201. I apologize that there is no proof in said, “outing” and the crime is alleged.

    I apologize that I am a sickie fan.

    I apologize that I am not a PUR fan.

    I also apologize that I realize people make mistakes – and we all have made them.

    I apologize I was happy I was chosen to be a maven.

  202. I apologize I went on It’s a small world three times when I was three and drove my family crazy because I loved it so much.

    I apologize I saw it two times when I was in fourth grade.

    I apologize I saw it with my own kids a few years ago and thought, “This is what I thought was so cool”

    I apologize that the one -year old (at the time) fell asleep on the ride and when we got off she said, “Are they done singing now? Make them stop.”

  203. Willie Lump Lump said

    I apologize that i’m not a sickie or a PUR fan. 😛

    I apologize that i’m a people of duh and anti-tracy fan. 😉

    I apologize that the proof was posted and quoted, but since it’s not a screenshot, can understand why some would be hesitant to accept it.

    I apologize for hoping shit like that doesn’t happen again, especially to any of the cool bitches of duh.

    I apologize in advance for getting pissed if it does.

  204. Willie Lump Lump said

    ….and i apologize if i turn into a hot ghetto mess as a result.. 😛

  205. I apologize for not knowing willie’s music at all.

    I apologize I need to get going for the day.

    I apologize if Willie lump lump has no one to lump around with.

  206. Willie Lump Lump said

    LOL

  207. throwinguppink said

    I’ll lump with Willie any time… I lurve his music!

  208. Oh lawdy….

    I apologize that I am a wuss and I do resemble that remark.

    I apologize that I am not a ho as much as I can try to be, it just aint gunna happen.

    I apologize I don’t care that Willie is not a fan of mine. 😛

    I apologize to the “people of duh” that you had to experience such a pissing match. I’m sure you’ve never seen one here before and took you all by surprise. (ROFL)

    I apologize that I suck at finding an avatar. This is the only one I had on my harddrive.

    I apologize I won’t be changing my avatar anytime soon unless someone sends me one that I think is funny.

  209. Not a Bee-liever said

    LOL “lump around”
    I have learned that people think I’m a dipshit when I try to be a fan of everyone. What I am going to do with that knowledge, I am not yet sure. Not takin’ myself too seriously is a good start.

    I think my username is not acceptable because of the hyphen. But that’s the way my recruiter spelled it. We were the ******** Bee-lieving Beauties. And I was like, “Aw hell naw! I ain’t no ‘bee-liever.'” So I defined myself by what I am not. Please resist the impulse to pyschologically analyze that. 😳

    dipshit #1

  210. can you be not a bee_liever?

  211. prdiva4 said

    I am sorry I didn’t reply back Willie, I had a freakin fever and a headache.

    I am sorry I am pissy(sp?) today, this VIRUS is killing me.

    I am sorry I still lurves me some WIllie and Mercedes. 😀

  212. I’m sorry my office is such a disaster I have spent two hours on it and it’s not done.

    I’m sorry I am unorganized.

    I’m sorry it has taken me years to organize this pile of mess.

    I’m sorry that I keep finding MK junk all over the place.

    I’m sorry I never listened to CD of the month and I just found and threw away four of them.

    I’m sorry my husband puts things in my office that are his and not mine.

    I’m sorry I can’t keep every friggin artwork of my kids’

    I’m sorry my office smells like 409

  213. Mercedes said

    prdiva4-please don’t be sorry that you still lurves some willie and me.

    willie-me lurves you too. I always wondered who you were and it seemed you would just pop in and out. Now it seems like I have known you forever…or maybe because we got so crunked the other night…

    I am not gonna get started on a sorry list…I am not sorry-I am WONDERFUL! LMAO!

    Still catching up on sleep-got me a dognap in-WOOF!

  214. I’m sorry I have two huge trash bags of junk.

    I’m sorry I kept so much MK junk.

  215. ScrewU said

    Not a Bee-liever
    Here’s a tip. You can make your user name anything and then when you are done, you can change your screen ‘nickname’ to Not a Bee-liever. See watch, I’ll change mine to something else in my next comment.

  216. ScrewU said

    See, how I did that? Under my profile. So you can make your username Notabeeliever and then add the hyphen when you edit your profile? Ok? I’m done being nice now. It’s giving me indigestion.

    KICK ROCKS BITCHES

  217. Mercedes said

    except you didn’t change your name-hehe

  218. you mean like this 🙂

  219. Mere said

    or this 🙂

  220. Ura Ricky Retardo said

    There… how bout now? Geez, it’s harder than it looks

  221. Mere said

    ROFLMAO! My stomach is getting a workout and I can hardly see through the tears…

  222. Mere said

    I took me a few minutes to remember how to do it too…now I gotta change it back-or not

  223. Mercedes said

    have i been spelling avatar wrong all this time? i have been spelling it avator…

    me a dumbo

  224. Not a Bee-liever said

    Oh wow! Thanks for the tip Ura Ricky Retardo. LMAO!
    I’m sorry being nice gives you indigestion. 🙂

  225. Incognito said

    So does anyone know how many posts you have to have before you can view anyone’s profile on PT?

  226. Willie Lump Lump said

    Me lurves you, too Mer. Willie lurves all the bitches of Duh. 🙂

    I’m sorry i’ve nicknamed you Mer without your permission. May I? 😛

  227. Mercedes said

    Well I never asked if I could just call you Willie either-may I?
    And yes you may-it is one of my real nicknames anyway-Mere/Mer…
    Mere-all my life
    Mer-about 12 years (story behind it)
    and I have many more-depends who I am with-for some reason people like to give me nicknames…besides the usual ones – like bitch, slut, whore…jk

    LMAO
    WOOF!

    Your clothes never wear as well the next day
    And your hair never falls in quite the same way
    You never seem to run out of things to say

  228. I apologize that my friend’s husband left her and I had to quit cleaning and make her a quick CD with the first song being, “These boots were made for walkin'”

    Darn guy

    Oh forget about apologizing…I’ll just blame tracy

  229. Willie Lump Lump said

    Aww, PPPJ. That sucks. My condolences and prayers to your friend. Noone deserves that kinda pain.

    See, Willie can be serious when necessary. 😉

    Make sure you add Beyonce’s Irreplaceable to that cd, yo!

  230. Mercedes said

    PPPJ-you must have been reading my mind-I was just about to start blaming Tracy too. Not that I give a shit about her or PT-but how does she get away with the false advertising saying she has 2677 members when that is such bullshit. Someone oughta do something or something-or whatever. i mean if half of us are banned or don’t go there then we aren’t “members”. Pink Truth my ass. And all those people that still believe in her and think she is doing the right thing by deleting posts and stuff-well they never got to see the posts-because the posts probably revealed the truth about her. OK-sorry-I mean not sorry-I blame tracy!

    I’ll take you to the candyshop…

  231. Mercedes said

    Yes-perfect song right there

    ditto what Willie said

  232. Yeah, I blame Tracy for all of it.

    They have two kids. Jerkhead. By the way, I know there are two sides to every story but he admits to having an emotional connection affair (non-physical) and won’t end the friendship.

    Here are my songs so far:
    These Boots are Made for Walkin
    You’re so Vain
    Here you Come Again (Dolly Parton)
    Queen of Hearts (Juice Newton)
    Cell Block Tango (musical Chicago)
    Girls just wanna have fun
    Bad Day
    Behind these Hazel Eyes (Kelly Clarkson)
    TubThumping (I get knocked down but I get up again…)
    CLoser to FIne (Indigo Girls)
    Tainted love
    Pon DePlay
    I’ve done everything for you (Rick Springfield)
    Beautiful (Moby)
    Always something there to remind me (Naked Eyes)
    The Rising (Bruce)
    Can’t get me down (Lo Ball)
    Achy Breaky Heart
    If this is it (Huey Lewis)
    Running on Empty
    I’m on my way (Proclaimers)
    I can’t get no satisfaction – that guy that’s skinny….mick jagger….
    and my favorite:
    from the wedding singer:
    Have you written anything lately (conversation between Drew and Adam Sandler)
    and his song:
    Somebody kill me

    That last song kills me every time

  233. Here are the lyrics:

    You dont know how much I need you.
    While youre near me I dont feel blue.
    And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
    I cant believe I found a love thats so pure and true.

    But it all was bullshit.
    It was a goddam joke.
    And when I think of you linda,
    I hope you fucking choke.

    I hope youre glad with what youve done to me.
    I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
    You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

    Oh somebody kill me please,
    Somebody kill me plee-ase,
    Im on my knees,
    Pretty pretty please kill me.

    I want to die.
    Put a bullet in my head.

  234. Willie,

    Thanks for the suggestion – I just added it.

  235. Ura Ricky Retardo said

    This is a story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world….

    I think you need 20 posts? I’m not sure. Just make random comments or play the games to rack up some posts if you want to see profiles.

    I just taunted some small children and made fun of the elderly so my indigestion went away. Have to counter balance the niceness.

  236. Willie Lump Lump said

    to the left to the left…mmmm
    everything you own in a box to the left…

  237. Ura Ricky Retardo said

    Wow, I didnt respond for a long time and now it seems inappropriate. That sucks a lot for your friend. She’s probably better off without that ahole though. People suck sometimes

  238. Willie Lump Lump said

    don’t u ever for a second get to thinkin’
    YO’ ASS IS IRREPLACEABLLEEEEEEEEE

  239. Mercedes said

    “I just taunted some small children and made fun of the elderly so my indigestion went away. Have to counter balance the niceness.”

    ROFLMAO! My stomach is getting a workout and I can hardly see through the tears…AGAIN!

    Yall gone make me lose my mind
    up in here, up in here,
    Yall gone make me go all out
    up in here, up in here,
    Yall gone make me act a fool
    up in here, up in here,
    Yall gone make me lose my cool
    up in here, up in here,

  240. Willie Lump Lump said

    me lurves some TLC. RIP left eye:

    A srub is a guy
    who thinks he’s fly
    and also known as a buster
    always talkin’ ’bout what he wants
    and jus’ sits on his broke ass so

    no, i don’t want yo’ number….
    no, i don’t wanna give u mine and no
    i don’t wanna meet you nowhere
    no, don’t want none o’ yo’ time

  241. Mercedes said

    I had to go back up and read what – I apologize week in review said again. I just love it.

    WORD!

    GOING TO SEE MY PICTURE ON THE COVER
    GONNA BUY FIVE COPIES FOR MY MOTHER
    GONNA SEE MY SMILING FACE
    ON THE COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE

  242. Mercedes said

    oops=sorry about the caps-I don’t have to use caps to cuss-lol

  243. Mercedes said

    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We’re gonna have a problem here..

  244. Willie Lump Lump said

    Pull up your pants
    (Just Like Em’)
    Take out the trash
    (Just Like Em’)
    getting ya cash like em’
    Fast like em’
    Girl you outta act like ya dig
    (What I’m talkin’ bout’)
    Security codes on everything
    Vibrate so your phone don’t ever ring
    (Joint Account)
    And another one he don’t know about

    Wish we could switch up the roles
    And I could be that…
    Tell you I love you
    But when you call I never get back
    Would you ask them questions like me?…
    Like where you be at?
    Cause I’m out 4 in the morning
    On the corner rolling
    Doing my own thing
    Oh

    What if I?…
    Had a thing on the side?
    Made ya cry?
    Would the rules change up?…
    Or would they still apply?…
    If I played you like a toy?…
    Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy

  245. Ura Ricky Retardo said

    New post for all you song lovin tramps. Check it out

  246. Join Shay in the Chat Room said

    Why isn’t anyone in the chat room? :o(

  247. I’m sorry this thread is so cathartic – maybe it shold be added to the links above.

    I’m sorry sometimes I get so busy trying to clean up the house or do something else equally meaningless tht my son has to look at me and say “Will you please play with me!?”

  248. Not a Bee-liever said

    What else should I be
    All apologies
    What else could I say
    Everyone is gay
    What else could I write
    I don’t have the right
    What else should I be
    All Apologies

    In the sun
    In the sun I feel as one
    In the sun
    In the sun
    Married
    Buried

    I wish I was like you
    Easily amused
    Find my nest of salt
    Everything is my fault
    I’ll take all the blame
    Aqua seafoam shame
    Sunburn with freezer burn
    Choking on the ashes of her enemy

    In the sun
    In the sun I feel as one
    In the sun
    In the sun
    Married
    Buried
    Married
    Buried

  249. For Willie said

    I apologize that I am mad as hell with you for the stunt you pulled last night.

    I apologize that you could have ended that at any time but instead you chose to play it to its fullest.

    I apologize that you do not see that some of us still have hurts from our experience.

    I aplogize that you were insensitive to people on there on behalf of someone else.

    I apologize that you are even more disrespectful than you even show on here.

    I apologize that you call everyone on the carpet for every little mis-step and yet you thought it would be funny to do what you did.

    I apologize for not seeing the humor in it.

    I apologize that I allowed you to waste my time.

  250. pppj said

    Willie,

    I apologize I didn’t think last night was funny.

    I apologize you let your joke go on for so long with us all thinknig you were tracy on chat.

    I apologize for not getting to sleep until 1:30 am because I was so angry at you.

    I apologize I don’t like practical jokes.

    I apologize I don’t think you are funny.

    I apologize you are an insensitve person who screwed with my mind on a Saturday night.

    I apologize that I am having evil thoughts about you today.

    I apologize that my kids and I have been drawing anti-Willie signs with chalk outside.

    I apologize your mama didn’t give you a real lump lump on your head when you were younger.

    I apologize that I am quite ticked off.

    I apologize you don’t get it.

    I apologize that you might just come after me now with all your hate statements and I apologize for not caring.

    I apologize I won’t even answer your hateful comments until later because I am going to get a Starbucks because I am so damn tired.

    I apologize that I am going apple picking with the kids and need a lot of caffeine to do so.

    Well, really, I should stop apologizing – I should just blame the TRACY of last night. Anyone that goes into the chatroom and tries to write like Tracy for hours is lame. I hope you got your laughs at our expense.

  251. PC said

    well I obviously missed something in chat last night – whoa.

    I’m sorry there are people here who are naive enough to believe that Tracy would come into DUH’s chat as herself. LOLLLL
    willie – what on earth did you say? goodness, looks like the bitchfest just got serious.

  252. Not a Bee-liever said

    WTF?
    Willie, looks like you need to apologize for getting carried away with all that lumpin’ around. 😦

  253. Willie Lump Lump said

    I apologized last night as soon as i told everyone who i really was, geesh. But, i will apologize again. I’m sorry. It was not my intention to disrespect anyone’s feelings, seriously. It really doesn’t take much effort to post like her since all she ever writes is one-line sarcastic blanket ass comments.

    Everyone seemed to be having fun at the time and seemed to be cool when I left chat. What happened? Where is all of this coming from? Had i known someone was seriously offended, i would’ve immediately put an end to the whole thing, which is exactly what i did when i saw a couple of serious comments come into play.

    If ‘For Willie’ is actually Sickie and this only applies to Sickie in case i’m wrong……

    i don’t give a rat’s ass about offending you just so you know. You brought 99% of the shit you allowed tracy to do to you on yourself and you did so much more to others. Besides, you were in there for what like a minute and a half and only because someone IM’d you. Your extra’ed out ass doesn’t fuckin’ faze me cuz what i did last night is nothing compared to the shit you have pulled so try to ride it for all it’s worth if you want to. You’ll really be wasting your time.

    PPPJ and everyone else who was there throughtout the whole chat, again i sincerely apologize.

  254. Willie Lump Lump said

    What did i say PC? A whole bunch of nothing. I wish someone would post the transcript. Just a bunch short responses.

    The most that I said specifically was about PUR. I said that chat was taken down because PUR opened her big mouth about transcripts.

  255. flycat said

    I wish someone would post the transcript too. For those of us who weren’t in there but are nosy. 😉

    MEOW

  256. Willie Lump Lump said

    PPPJ, didn’t you come in at the last minute when i already revealed myself, too? Why are you so offended? I never said anything about or to you.

  257. PC said

    oh man, you mean they were taking that seriously? whoops. Guess if you want to pretend to be Tracy for giggles, you gotta do the whole “QUEEN TRACY” thing, you know, with lots of “GET ON YOUR KNEES” stuff, just so everyone will know it’s a joke. LOL (NOT that I know anything about that, of course.)

    y’all need to lighten up.

  258. Mercedes said

    Ok-just got the end of this and will go back up to catch up-uh oh-what has happened?? Did we not sing enough last night??

  259. Willie Lump Lump said

    PC, i was just thinking about that.

    How is what i did last night any different (other than it was done in chat) than people posting here as ‘Queen Tracy’ or ‘The Queen’ or ‘Tracy’. It’s as if I said something foul about/to a specific person or something. My comments last night were a ‘no’ here, ‘oh my’ there, ‘ha ha’ here, ‘you’re trying to ruin my professional career’ there and a ‘you wish’ here and a couple of generic comments ragging on Duh’s blog. I made no comments about anyone specifically, other than what i said about PUR and the transcripts….and i really wouldn’t be surprised if that IS the reason why chat is gone. 😛

  260. Mercedes said

    Ok-wild and crazy shit…not as bad as I thought!
    Willie-Willie-Willie

  261. Willie, I was there all but 10 minutes of the entire time. ScrewU IMd me. If you have a problem with that, contact ScrewU.

    PPPJ came in with me.

    If you think either of us were going to go into a situation where “tracy” was going to be in there and use our real screenname, you are not as smart as you claim.

    EVERYONE in there knew who we were except “tracy”.

    I was the one who was told you which areas you screwed up on that made me question if it was “tracy” or not.

    You seem to be the only one “milking” something for all it’s worth. I apologized over a month ago and you accepted. I offered another apology and you said I had already done what you asked.

  262. Willie Lump Lump said

    If you posted above as ‘For Willie’ then yes, you saw a moment of opportunity to TRY and bring up my so-called ‘mis-step’ and want to ride it for what’s it worth, i did not say ‘milking’ so if you’re going to quote, make sure you quote properly and if you’re going to replace my word with another, then don’t put fuckin’ quotes around it. And noone said i had a problem with you being there. I said ‘Sickie’ came in there at the last minute and a half, and that’s all i said about you being there.

    What am i trying to ‘milk’ Sickie? Just because i don’t trust you and never will regardless of how many apologies you make, that means i’m milking? No, that means i don’t repeat the same mistake twice. If i was ‘milking’ anything, i would have something anal to say every fuckin’ time you post here, but i don’t. I give you your space here so STFU already and watch who you accuse of what!!

    Don’t ever fuckin’ mis-quote me again. You wonder why you’re always in the middle of some shit. Taking someone’s words and twisting the shit of them is one reason!

  263. Mercedes said

    Whew-I am so glad my computer wouldn’t allow me into chat last night and I had to go anyway. I gotta go in a few too…the ONLY show I really watch 100% of the time premieres tonight 8:00 CST…7 minutes to go.

    TO all my peeps!
    Love Ya! Mean It!

    WOOF!

  264. Mercedes said

    uh-i think the spam magnet got me-help! oh well-my show comes on in a bit-only one I watch…premieres in a minute.

    Love Ya! Mean It! to all my peeps

  265. prdiva4 said

    OMG!

    Willie all of this because the one sentence remarks? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

    Some of you need to take like a 2 week break from the computer and I really mean it.It helps LOL! And STOP taking SHIT seriously! Geez!

    GO WILLIE! I love your one sentences remarks!

    SLUT #4

  266. Willie Lump Lump said

    LOL, you think you’re mad now. Imagine if i just left chat and not revealed myself, leaving you wondering if it was really tracy you were chatting with.

    I owned up to what i did, revealed myself AND apologized right then and there. Why you feel the need to keep your mouth shut then and post here today instead anonymously is what i believe to be ‘riding it for what it’s worth’ cuz you saw it was Willie and you know Willie no likey Sickie much and Sickie wanna publicly annoy willie with shit she could’ve just said last night. 😛

  267. Shay (punk'd by Willie) said

    I, for one, laughed my butt off about it.

    I don’t say that to invalidate what anyone else feels or to say that no one should be upset about it. Just saying that I did not have a problem with it.

    I was had. I got punk’d, and it was hilarious (to me). And I was there for the whole chat time.

    To me, the funniest part was falling for/believing TC would be in there under her own name in the first place. D’oh! LOL

  268. prdiva4 said

    Me LURVES me some WILLIE!

    *muah*

    SLUT#4

  269. Shay (punk'd by Willie) said

    IMHO, what would have really been over the line is if Willie had not said anything and someone went to PUR or TC and started talking smack about what was said by “Tracy” in the chat room.

    As it is, it was a practical joke.

    Like I said, that is JMHO. Just going “on the record” saying I was not offended or whatever.

  270. prdiva4 said

    OK, me LURVES Me some SHAY too!

    SLUT #4

  271. pppj said

    Willie,

    Yes, you did apologize after you revealed that you were not Tracy. What surprised me was how much I was still hurt by Tracy. I wasn’t banned, but I was amazed that it was still incredibly frustrating to not get through to her (you).

    I wasn’t pppj in the chatroom with you. Since Tracy knows who I am in real life I was trying to be careful, and spent the hour (more than that) with you in the chat room as Tracy.

    I did learn a valuable lesson though. I’ll never stay in a chat rom that long again when I need the sleep.

    Since others enjoyed your practical jokester side I hope you can do something similar to them sometime so they can enjoy it. I just don’t like that stuff.

    It brought a whole lot of anger to the surface for that time, and I regret going to chat. It’s amazing to me the crazy cycle of MK – get through hurt of MK, get through disappointment of TC, and then move on…. I thought I moved on farther than I had, and that’s the saddest part of it all.

    Thank you for apologizing.

    pppj

  272. prdiva4(President of Willie's Fan Club) said

    Who wants to join?

    LOLLLLLLLL!

    SLUT #4

  273. Shay (punk'd by Willie) said

    PPPJ –

    Like I said, I didn’t say what I did to give the impression that others did not have valid reasons to be hurt, angry, etc. I was not a part of PT long.

    Just wanted to let Willie know that not everyone is pissed. That’s all.

    (((((HUGS))))))

  274. Ura Ricky Retardo said

    Wow… here we go again. Here’s my $0.02 on the topic.

    Yes, Willie got us. She played a very convincing Tracy and it was realistic. I don’t think that we were naive to believe it. We were skeptical at first and as Willie played it up, we bought into it. She did a really really good job at it. And I can believe that Tracy would actually sign in Duh’s chat as her own name just to intimidate people and make them uncomfortable. We all know she does random wierd sh*t just to bug people and make them feel like she is stalking them.

    Am I pissed off? Nope. Am I bummed that I wasted an hour talking to a fake Tracy… sort of. I wish that I had gone to bed and not stayed up so late but it was entertaining nonetheless. I’m not bothered by Willie’s ‘trick’ but I can understand why it would bug some others. Thats the thing with practical jokes… some people are offended by them and some are not. Everybody is entitled to their opinion. Yes?

  275. Shay (punk'd by Willie) said

    I AM pissed that I stayed up really late chatting with a fake Tracy. LOL

    But, that’s my fault. I paid for it this morning. LMAO

  276. pppj said

    Shay,

    I love spending time with you as the puppy. No worries

    pppj

  277. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    WOOF

    :o)

  278. I lurves me some Shay the duhpuppy.

  279. pppj said

    good dog

  280. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    I lurve you guys, too. (((((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))))))

    I gotta go to bed, though….someone kept me up late chatting last night, and I am tuckered out…LOL

    DUHPUPPY #1

  281. Ura Ricky Retardo said

    Somebody kept you up last night Shay? Thats wierd, me too….
    It is a good night to go to bed early. Everybody can wake up on the happy side of their bed and say nice things tomorrow. Cept me…. I’ll still be bitchy

  282. Willie Lump Lump said

    No offense when i say this, but i don’t understand why anyone would want to spend an hour talking to the REAL tracy. *barf* I think i was just a wee-bit of a nicer version, no? 😉

    Anyway, in all seriousness:

    Shay, thanks for understanding and i’m sorry you lost sleep as a result of my antics.

    PPPJ and URA (LOL), i understand where you’re coming from and again, i sincerely apologize. PPPJ, you weren’t in chat when i initially went in as Tracy so please do not take my prank personally. URA on the other hand, feel free to bitch slap me as you were the first one i began my conversation with. I’m sorry, really, I am.

  283. Ura Ricky Retardo said

    I WOULD bitch slap you if I didn’t think you liked it. We are so cool, we’re like popsicles. No worries. Thanks for saying it though.

    I did think it was way ironical that you Willie/Tracy were slammin PUR and saying she was in a timeout and then she ends up off the Maven list. So either you did your homework first or you’re our pyschic friend Cabrina. Are you a super slueth or just wicked smart?

  284. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    LOL pur got off the maven list? oh man, what else did i miss this weekend?

  285. Willie Lump Lump said

    Dude, i must be psychic cuz i had no idea she was taken off the Maven list. Is she banned, too? Not surprised tho. The timing of the missing chat and PUR revealing the info she got from ‘a transcript’ was just too coincidental. It’s really sad how predictable tracy is.

  286. Incognito said

    Speaking of Mavens…I thought that quite a few of the mavens on the list had already stepped down. They should ALL step down since they don’t have any “real” duties anyway.

  287. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    Willie –

    My lack of sleep was my own darned fault. Why on earth I would lose sleep while chatting with “tracy”…. *shakes head* Maybe I DO need to get my head examined.

    Ura –

    PUR is off the Mavens list? See, I miss everything…..

  288. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    Is PUR being off the Mavens list and the concurrent removal of chat going to be the topic of a future post? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm??? Anyone? Anyone?

  289. pppj said

    Thanks again Willie for apologizing 3 times. You don’t need to do it again. I was just amazed at how angry I was with TC.

    I was in the chatroom for most of the night, and after you revelealved yourself I stepped out to log in as pppj so you would know I was there. I was the one trying to talk sense into tracy, and playing with shay the duhpuppy. I’m surprised you didn’t figure me out. (how do you insert a smiley here)

    Sally (the one and true sally) was the only one who thought it wasn’t tc. She even put it in bold letters.

    Live and learn I guess – and thanks for all the apologizies. I was just trying to explain to you that I was there most of the time.

    enjoy your day all,
    pppj

  290. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    possibly Shay, possibly.

    😀

  291. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    MFBT –

    You tease. LOL

  292. Mercedes said

    so willie was tracy but others were not themselves either? and people are jumping willie for pretending to be someone else??? I am a little confused-but since I was not there and hopefully everyone is letting it die down I really don’t give a ratatouille’s ass about it. I gotta calm myself down-been on edge lately and it really isn’t me…I will be much better in a few weeks hopefully-especially after tomorrow….if the dumbass doctor doesn’t do another stupidass thing-%%^$%!

    Anywho-how is everyone this morning? I get to be on today-not at work…and where is everyone??

    Anyone? Anyone? Beuller-Beuller-

  293. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    I am off and on – helping kiddos with schoolwork. :o)

    Starting a new Unit Study , so I will be busy teaching that later….

  294. Mercedes said

    Okey dokey artichokey as ScrewU says…hehe
    I am stealing it (borrowing it) my kids will love it (at school)

  295. I’m sure I’m not going to say the right words, so please bear with.

    I agree with what Willie says about me You brought 99% of the shit you allowed tracy to do to you on yourself and you did so much more to others.

    Yes, I did allow Tracy to do things to me. I did. If I haven’t shown that I have taken responsibility for that, I apologize. I opened my heart up to Tracy, I allowed her to use me and I was stupid for it. I can see that now. I’m not nearly as smart as many of you because I stood by her for too long as evidence to prove that.

    Willie, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for mis-using your trust in the past. I would never expect you to trust me again. I’ve wracked my brain trying to figure out who you are and what I did to you – not to out you, but to be able to apologize specificially.

    I can see now where you are coming from. It doesn’t matter WHO you are, what matters is that I did something to mis-use your trust. I get that now. I do.

    Thank you for giving me my space to post on here. I didn’t realize how much you were giving until you pointed that out to me yesterday. Thank you for doing that.

    I hope I didn’t twist any words in this comment or mis-quote you. That is not my intent.

  296. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    Duped –

    I am sorry you have to watch Sara on CSI for another season.

    But here is a site just for you: http://www.grissomsararomance.com

    Enjoy! :o)

  297. Duped said

    I am NOT sorry that I missed out on chat that night to go to a Def Leppard concert. 😉

    I AM sorry that I know all the words to the songs in the “Wiggly Safari” DVD that my dearest baby girl loves to watch.

    I am NOT sorry that I continually hum them and drive my husband up the wall.

    I AM sorry that I am hesitant to check out Shay’s link for fear of seeing more of Sara & Grissom’s romance.

    I am NOT sorry I find their “romance” a bit icky.

    I am NOT sorry so many people get hurt so easily.

    I am NOT sorry that I don’t find it necessary to apologize for my warped sense of humour.

    I am NOT sorry that I love South Park, not only for the rude crude humour, but because I think it actually has the balls to say things some people are too scared to say.

    I am NOT sorry that I have a tattoo on my leg.

    I am NOT sorry my daughter comes first, no matter what.

    I AM sorry that some people expect me to put them before her.

    I am NOT sorry that I am telling those said people to fuck right off.

    There, that about covers me for tonight. LOL

    Fart knockers.

  298. Duped said

    *groan*

    Okay, I AM sorry that I gave into temptation and checked out Shay’s link. I am STILL not sorry that I find that CSI pairing makes me throw up in my mouth a little…*gah*

    Fart knockers.

  299. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I knew you couldn’t resist! 😉

    And I an NOT sorry I put it there and tempted you. Hehehehehehehehehe

  300. gothchiq said

    Looks like I missed something again. I’m never there at chat times; I’m always off doing something at night.

    However, if what people want is a chat in which they are commanded to get down on their knees and virtually flogged, bound, gagged and what not, there might be a way to come up with a time to oblige their wishes. I can pretend to be the Queen or anyone you like, lol!

    It’s a lot easier to chat than to have to go out and buy all the expensive equipment for real life!!! Example: Decent hand-made suede flogger, $120. Spiked collar, $50…and more if it has real locks and D-rings. I’m not even ready to deal with the sticker shock for a violet wand, though I’ve been coveting one for years.

    I hate being broke.

  301. flycat said

    ! AM sorry that I am hesitant to check out Shay’s link for fear of seeing more of Sara & Grissom’s romance.

    I am NOT sorry I find their “romance” a bit icky.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA Duped, ditto to both of these. Ick …and I did check out the link and was sorry. LOL Ya know how cats are. I just HAD to click on it. Oy.

    MEOW

  302. Not a Bee-liever said

    Duh, I apologize for being a whiney baby with feelings and issues.

    *sniffle*

  303. High Hopes has left the building said

    Hey Duped,

    Are we doing coffee???? I actually showed up at Starbucks looking for you and little duped…… Ya gotta let me know what ya look like too, cuz I almost got arrested for bugging the patrons………

  304. High Hopes has left the building said

    I apologize to all at starbucks that I accosted in trying to find out if they were duped…….

  305. Hagzilla/Bitchzilla said

    Haggie is apologizing for being scared of Gothie and her chat paraphenalia. Whips, D rings, don’t think I want to know.. I apologize for not being adventuresome.

  306. Duped said

    Duped is sorry for missing our coffee date because I am an ASSTARD. 😛

    Seriously, HH, sorry baby. I have no excuse. I owe you BIG TIME for standing you up. Little Duped will be MOST displeased!

    What are you doing this weekend?????

    I am NOT sorry for watching the new House episode next…yahoo!

    Fart knockers

  307. I’m sorry I Googled “violet wand.”

    I’m sorry I’m not cool enough to hang with Gothie. 🙂

  308. High Hopes has left the building said

    Duped, Don’t worry. Apology accepted! I’m not sure about this weekend, will give you a call tho.

    I’m sorry duped missed our coffee date and I accosted starbucks patrons who I thought were duped.

  309. I can only imagine the conversations:

    “Are you Duped?”

    “What?!”

  310. High Hopes has left the Building said

    Yup Princess, it went down like that and I looked like a total moron rofl…..

  311. Not a Bee-liever said

    HH, you were duped, in that case. LOL

  312. Jorja Fox (Sara) just quit CSI. I’m sorry.

  313. Shay the Duhpuppy said

    Hey, Duped!

    Looks like you got your wish! Sara’s gonna be gone!

    http://www.comcast.net/tv/index.jsp?cat=TELEVISION&fn=/2007/10/16/789712.html&cvqh=itn_csi

  314. pppj said

    I’m sorry Tracy isn’t making much and is blogging all the time. I’m sorry she has to get her name out there somewhere.

    I’m sorry I won’t be receiiving her book for xmas.

  315. HH said

    I’m sorry I don’t want to buy her book for Christmas. I”m sorry I had too many martinis on Saturday night. I’m sorry I’m bored to tears at work. I’m sorry I want to eat ten chocolate bars right now. Ho hum…..

  316. ScrewU said

    I’m sorry that the new PT sucks ass and it’s too hard to navigate and how many fricken times do I have to hit Discussion Board to get to it? Stupid whore

  317. ja ik dus said

    I’m sorry that I waste my time reading this bullshit -.-‘

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