I’m actually scared for my life for posting this.

PT Lies is anonymous.  According to emails I’ve received, Tracy still has no idea who’s running it.  Since I don’t work under such protective anonymity, my ass is on the line here.  But I love you guys SO MUCH that I’m willing to risk my life for you. 

Here’s the link to the beginning of an amazing series over at PT Lies:


People of Christiandom, pray for me.


  1. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    You’re nuts. Why you gotta post after MY post that no one has read yet you hooker.

  2. chineseambassador said

    we’ll protect you Duh. We can always pick up some cats from the shelter, and make them live in our front yards. That should keep us safe, no?

  3. Man, I wish I had my own “people” – ooh. People of Crazy? And why are you skeert Duh?

  4. Duh said

    LOL, PC. Like the Mummy.

  5. Oh jeez. She hates cats. I forgot that. So is this the perfect avatar or the worst possible? Should I get one with fangs?

  6. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    Definitely, something similar to mine Therapist! 😀

    you should see it moving. It’s really silly.


    Totally off topic, but MONTHS ago you posted about the Music Machine when I was still reading and not posting. I want you to know that I have the album (as in record)

    I apologize to the rest of you….I was too paranoid to type at the type as I would be found out and be banned to the basement.

    *evil cackling laugh*

  8. pppj, i love the music machine and wished i still had it. the kids hate when I quote “have patience”. Oh I would love to have a copy of it. Thanks for reminding me of that again. 🙂

  9. Semi,

    Well, I could tape it to you. Send it to a PO BOX to your Aunt Thelma’s house in Ontario, and she could mail it to you. I dunno. It is here and a bit scratchy. That “Have patience” song was cute, but my favorite was the “It goes whir whir chicka chicka bump bump pstttttttttttttttt.”

    Oh yeah, my kids know the words to the entire album and laugh their heads off. I crack up at the narrator’s voice.

    Kids: Agape land? Where is that?
    Narrator: (chuckles) Well kids, it’s closer than you might think…..

  10. Duh, we got your back and a barn full of ferrel cats. No worries. 😉

  11. I may be able to get on Amazon or something or ask my craz aunt to find her copy.

    I too love the narrator. And how do you know my Aunt Thelma???

  12. Well, I think someone outed you!

    I checked to see if it’s on i-tunes and it’s not – big surprise. You might be able to find it on ebay.

    good luck


  13. outed me?? I am confused. Oh because of the album. Call me blonde even if it’s from a bottle.


  14. ScrewU said

    Don’t worry, I will keep posting on your post until all these bitches comment.

    And the cats in the yard would be from Sleepwalkers, yes? I like that movie. I dont know why. But yes, the cats hung out in the yard of the sleepwalkers and they HATED them. Hmmmm…. maybe Tracy is a sleepwalker

  15. Semi,

    Just kidding about your aunt thelma. You asked how I “knew her.” It’s cuz I am stalking you.


    You could always email me

  16. Too funny! I don’t really have an aunt thelma, that was my feeble attempt at being funny. And I knew someone was stalking me…..just didn’t know it was you pppj! jk

    ~ Krysti

  17. Yep, and it was YOU stalking me on vacation

  18. Willie Lump Lump said

    I just wish for once SOMEBODY could get a hold of one of her ex-boyfriends. I bet they’d have some interesting things to say on the tracy subject.

    That interview would be so hot Barbara Walters wouldn’t even be able to touch it. 😛

  19. Cranky from No Sleep said

    WHAT ex-boyfriend??????? You think that beeotch has had a for real boyfriend?? Maybe for 5 minutes!!!!

  20. Willie Lump Lump said

    well, that was mean, cranky. Are you cranky or something? 😛

    Mercedes, is that you?

    I’m sorry that i kept you up so late with my drunk behavior.

  21. Mercedes said

    Too funny-Actually I have my eyelids propped open with toothpicks. No-that wasn’t me. 12:11 p.m…I was running around doing-hhmmmm-copies-checking work-filing-stuffing folders-…breath in-aaaaahhhhh then went to get kiddies from music and had to rush again since they got out at 1:00 and I had to do meetings the rest of the afternoon.

    School’s out for summer…

    Uh-oops wrong song-School’s out for Fall Break!-Yippee!


  22. Mercedes – Fall break? You have year round school??? I would love that for my kids, I think.

    PPPJ – Yep you caught me. And I thought I was in stealth mode. LOL

  23. eyesicle said

    “WHAT ex-boyfriend??????? You think that beeotch has had a for real boyfriend?? Maybe for 5 minutes!!!!”

    Maybe we could get her “tech guy” or Suzy Q’s son (didn’t she come on to him?) to come over…

  24. Mercedes said

    Krysti-well-it’s not actually the real deal year round school: on nine weeks/off three weeks…but it is kind of like it. My system started it the year I started teaching-Uh thanks-first year and they shorten the summer break-hehe…that I do not get paid for-by the way-for those that think teachers do.

    I started school July 26.
    Students registered Aug. 1
    Students started Aug. 3.
    We get 1 week off for fall break-1 week off for Thanksgiving-2 weeks off for Christmas-1 week off for spring break…We get out of school May 23…right before Memorial Day.

    (author’s note: Teachers get paid a salary based on location, degree, years of experience…for so many days/contract. I have a 200 day contract a year-this includes 180 teaching days/8 inservice days/12 paid holidays-My salary can paid to me over a 10 month period or a 12 month period. I choose a 12 month period…so I get a paycheck ONCE A MONTH each month-but I don’t get paid for my time off in the summer-just spread my pay out so I will get a paycheck in the summer.
    (But we all know that I work waaaaay more than that (200 days @ 8 hours a day) and spend tons of my own money on supplies for the classroom and on the children)

    * Just a note I wanted to add for anyone’s FYI-not directed to you, my dear friend-Krysti…I am pretty sure you understand

  25. We have the 1 week at fall break here too. I love it. My kids go to their grandma’s most years because the college where I work does not take a fall break. Every now and then, we go on vacation when I can swing it.

  26. Mercedes – Our system has considered the “year round” schooling like that, but has not changed to it. I am not sure if I would like that type of system or not. I totally understand the pay thing, too. My friend who is also a teacher opts for the 12 month pay schedule so she gets checks in summer. She usually takes on a summer job teaching summer school as well. I definitely think teachers are underpaid and know that a lot of them do spend their own money on supplies. It’s sad to me that this is the case. For some kids their teacher(s) are all they have and most teachers go above and beyond the call of duty.

  27. Ura Ricky Retardo said

    Hey Semi
    Why don’t you join us in chat? It’s uber fun

  28. go to chat now

  29. Shay, the StarFleet Commander said

    I am homeschooling and not sure if I will do a year-round schedule or keep summers free….

  30. eyesicle said

    Homeschool seems very challenging..are you going to do it all the way thru?

  31. Shay, the StarFleet Commander said

    eyesicle –

    Do you mean for the rest of their schooling? Yes, I am. I have really enjoyed it. The kids have, too. :o)

  32. xztheericzx said

    i’m eric. joining a couple boards and looking
    forward to participating. hehe unless i get
    too distracted!


  33. Help, help! I'm being repressed! said

    what guy types “heehee”?

  34. Willie Lump Lump said


  35. Someone who is definitely not straight….. Also why would anyone be interested in an anti mk/pt blog – Now this is just weirdio daddio.

  36. Help, help! I'm being repressed! said

    even my not straight male friends don’t say heehee. it just seemed odd for a male of any persuasion

    oops, now i see it is he he . THAT is different.

    wow. i made willie laugh.

  37. dunno – it was spelled “hehe”, which to me reads nore “heh heh,” kinda evilly or salaciously. Perhaps he’s trolling for a date. hee hee.

  38. Pixie said

    Do I smell PT?

    So, Nick…I mean Eric…what brings you to Duh? You know, besides the obvious charm of the place… ;D

  39. Mentally Fucked by Tracy said

    what an odd entry to comment on. especially if you’re a visitor.


  40. Help, help! I'm being repressed! said

    pdam…prezactly! seemed a little odd. and what is the deal w that
    “unless i get too distracted” comment. what is that about?
    seemed like he was rubbing his hands together cackling about his wicked plans for the people of duh…

    poor eric, one post and we are making fun. have we scared you off yet? how bout this… welcome. thank you so much for giving us something new to talk about.

  41. LOL!

  42. Willie Lump Lump said

    ‘eric’, what’s with the ‘xz’ and ‘zx’ in your name?

  43. Dana said

    Hi Eric. Don’t let the rest of the hos scare you off….. you’re welcome here. 🙂

  44. Help, help! I'm being repressed! said

    dunno willie, but if you look closely at his name xztheericzx
    you can see “the eric”. oooh. now i know he is cool!

  45. Willie Lump Lump said

    yeah, i noticed.

    Also noticed how eric and duh both don’t like to capitalize their very similiar names. Huh, maybe he’s duh’s big bro who happens to write kinda like tracy, heh heh. :p

  46. hate to burst your paranoid bubbles kiddos but I got the same comment on my blog today…it’s one of those spam things. My spam catcher, um, caught it.

  47. Help, help! I'm being repressed! said

    it may be spam, mrs m, but it is obviously EVIL spam. evil spam with evil spam plans for world domination.

  48. Well I’m glad to see that I didn’t end up bursting YOUR paranoid bubble, Repressed.

  49. Help, help! I'm being repressed! said

    Funny mrs m. –everyone else calls me “Help” or “HHIBR”, you call me “Repressed”.
    but obviously i am not repressin’ my paranoia cha-cha-cha.

  50. oOgerryOo said

    I’m oOgerryOo.

    Just saying hi – I’m new.

  51. Приветствую всех!
    У меня такой вопрос,кто что интересное подскажет буду признателен.
    Мы с друзьями собираемся поехать в круиз по просторам России и ближнего зарубежья месяца на два на своих машинах,но не как не можем согласовать маршрут,если у кого уже был опыт такого путешествия,может,что посоветуете.Девчонок с собой не берем,думаем,что во все городах России с этим не будет проблем,если у кого будут рекомендации и в вопросе отдыха с девушками тоже буду признателен.

    С уважением Сеньчик

  52. pinknight said


    Я никогда не был в России.

    Мне очень жаль, что я не могу помочь.

    Желаем удачи и получайте удовольствие.

    С уважением Давид

  53. Help, help! I'm being repressed! said

    Okay, I’ll bite. pinknight, what did you say? you crack me up.

    We stumbled across this last night and I thought of you, my fellow Monty Python fan. Enjoy-

  54. pinknight said

    Finally –

    Basically, Senchik said that she and some friends are going on a road trip in Russia and the surrounding areas but are having trouble agreeing on a route. She was wondering if anyone with experience or knowledge of the country could offer some suggestions.

    I simply replied that I have never been in Russia so I probably can not be of much help. I also wished them good luck and a fun trip.

    At least I HOPE that is what we said to each other!!!

    Thanks for the link, I will go check that out now.

  55. pinknight said

    HA!! That is both clever and entertaining! Good find – and thanks for sharing!

  56. Help, help! I'm being repressed! said

    Glad you liked it, sir knight. clever AND entertaining, like me.

    I wish Senchick well. Hope she sends a postcard.

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