What ScrewU Thinks

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Written By: ScrewU

I just wanted to get all my thoughts out on all the sh*t thats been going down lately.  As always, interesting things and big doins are abound.  I can’t even get caught up on all the comments because things are just so BIG!  Who woulda ever thought that PUR would come over to the land of the heathans to apologize.  So that will be my main topic of discussion.

While I have readily admitted time and time again that PUR and I will never be BFF’s, I do have to give her props for approaching us.  It is something that Tracy would never do and it shows me that PUR is not blind in this whole mess.  My opinion is that PUR has begun to see the truth about what we post.  We aren’t pyschos with a hardon to ‘ruin Tracy professionally’.  We are trying to point out the manipulative and awful things that Tracy does with Pink Truth for her own gain.  Just as those in MLM’s do for theirs.

Of course, PUR would never admit that she is starting to doubt but I can already see it.  She believes in ‘Pink Truth’ but not Tracy anymore.  She is torn because she believes MLM’s to be this evil beast but what does she do if Tracy is just like the beast?  The Meta Thread was a giant sign to me that PUR is in fact trying to grow.  At times, I even feel sorry for her because I almost wonder if it’s her fault for not having any people skills?  Can you get pissed at a dog for barking?  A bear for sh*tting in the woods?  This is my new dilema.  Yeah, PUR has been just about the most awful, condescending and holier than though person I ever had the displeasure of reading.  Can she do better?  I dunno.  I just don’t know.  How do you teach someone to be compassionate?  To have love in their heart for others?  To care for people in general and have empathy?  Can that be taught? 

It is ironic to me that PUR is striving so hard to not gossip and be closer to the Lord.  From my way of thinking, closeness to God is in fact what keeps us from the desire to sin.  Of course, we do sin and we all will.  But it’s not the decision NOT to sin that makes us closer to the big man.  Comprende? 

Now for the whole PUR/Sickie crap.  To me, that is between them.  I don’t know all the details NOR do I want to know all the details.  But I would bet my left kidney that there was a person named Tracy involved in all of it.  Can’t people see that?  With all the backstabbing, conniving, underhandness that has gone down between all the people that post on this blog, there is always the common denominator of Tracy.  Think about that.   If Tracy were not the way she is, would any of us be fighting about anything?  Umm… no.

Now, y’all don’t have to welcome anybody with open arms as far as I’m concerned.  This is a free speach lovin blog and you don’t gotta fake it til you make it.  You can still hate on as far as I’m concerned.  Whatev…  I happen to think it’s hilariously entertaining.

And as a sidebar…. I would just like to point out to all you hussies and whorenuts that I was gone for quite sometime and at NO POINT did any of y’all start whining and crying for me like you did Duh.  For real…. whats up with that?  Did you really all just forget about me and my amazingly awesome pictures that fast?  What about all the posts that entertained you and kept you alive while Duh went gallavanting off into the sunset?  Damn.  Where is the love?  And after I shared Brak and everything with you. 

47 Comments »

  1. Hate on, bitchfest lovers, hate on.

  2. Duh said

    I missed you Screw U!!

  3. Dana said

    Word to the fact that Tracy is probably behind most of the Sickie/PUR mess. That said, I doubt either of them are innocent. Tracy was fueling the fire.

  4. chineseambassador said

    I was wondering last night when you were going to hop on that thread and tell everyone to get over it, ScrewU. So yeah, I was wonderin’ where you were. But I was enjoying the freakshow too much to cry for a moderator. LOL

    And my favorite line out of all the crap I’ve read here since last night was when PUR referred to all of us as the “People of Duh”. I’m still crackin up over that….

  5. bugsythedemongif said

    Who is ScrewU?

  6. ScrewU said

    Unfortunately for the ‘People of Duh’, I was off somewhere getting drunk. I had planned on blogging afterwards so I could let me ‘CRaisinberry’ out too but, you know, even us mean bitches have to sleep sometimes.

    It does sadden me deaply that I missed the Live Horror Show of CRaisinberry and had to watch the rerun. I really would have added so much to the conversation. It was almost like watching Brittany Spears perform at the VMA’s. Yes?

  7. ScrewU said

    Bugsy
    Please read this post

    Listen UP

    In fact, if you are new to the ‘Republic of Duh’ please read it. And as always, the picture is totally awesome.

  8. Not a Bee-liever said

    I really like what you’ve written here ScrewU. I missed you while you were gone. Welcome back.

  9. bugsythedemongif said

    Thanks for the link. But I was just screwing with U.

  10. gothchiq said

    Yo, it’s all about learning what people generally expect. You don’t have to change your personality at all. You can think the most psychopathic things in your head as long as you give people responses and communication that fall within the standards for “normal and appropriate.”

    Or you can go the other route, wear your crazy on your sleeve, trumpet your craziness at every available opportunity, etc as long as you do in fact have a good sense of humor and do not mind making fun of yourself.

    *walks down street with fruit basket on head*

    WHAT?

  11. ScrewU said

    You can not screw with the Screw. It just is NOT possible. I know you like to try with your little smiley self down there, looking so happy all the friggen time.

    Not A Bee
    Thanks for missing me. It is a little late for the ass kissing but late ass kissing is better than none. I forget though…. have you decided what your stand on PT was yet? Did I miss the dramatic conclusion? You are a brave soul sticking your neck out like that for PUR. It always intrigues me when people say they like her. It’s kind of like when people say they enjoy getting piercings or tattoos. Sort of an oxymoron but interesting none the less.

    I forgot to add in my post that I noticed Shay has returned. Very glad to see that. I was hoping that she might come around and see that everyone gets their day of poo. Some are special and get even more than 1 day (winking cuz you know who you are). I’m happy we are adding to the ‘filth’ of the world with our dirty blog here and cleaning house at Pink Truth.

  12. I cried inside for you while you were gone, ScrewU. I didn’t want to “out” myself and say that I missed you.

    As far as PUR’s visit here, I said on the other thread, in very colorful words, that I thought her coming here took balls. And I meant it. I don’t have any feelings about her or her actions on a personal level, but I think she jumps a lot of people’s shit for no reason, and I think that’s crappy.

    Gothie – how is gothboy doing? You can leave a comment on my blog (they’re all moderated) or email me through there. I’ve been concerned.

  13. ScrewU said

    P-Dam
    I just KNEW you would miss me. You’re my bizzle fo rizzle. Throwin dueces your way. And in honor of you, I will dig up some hilarious Brak video. I think the Lickalotapusses on here could use a laugh. Everybody is just so damn serious all the live long day

  14. Not a Bee-liever said

    ScrewU, I should have phrased that I missed your writing style, not actually you, since that would not be possible. But, whatever. Your proverbial bum is on my proverbial lips.

    What do you mean about my stance on PT?

    dipshit #1

  15. ScrewU said

    Perhaps the beers that I drank last night are still fogging up the brain but weren’t you at one time confused? Or am I confused? Confused now?
    How bout now?
    Now?

  16. Shay the StarFleet Commander said

    ScrewU –

    Thanks for noticing my arrival. :o)

    I had a couple of people email me links back to here. I like hanging out with you guys. :o)

  17. Not a Bee-liever said

    Yes, I was once confused about whether to stay or go. Yes, I am still confused about whether to stay or go, but I am “guest you have been banned at your request” and me no think Tracy likey if I try to get back in.

    Thanks for saying, “You are a brave soul sticking your neck out like that for PUR.” I don’t do it for any rational reason. I just honestly took a liking to her and I don’t mind if she writes in a condescending way because I do too. Let me tell you a story about 5th grade. I was assigned a “how to” writing essay. I chose, How To Make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. I got a fucking “C” on my essay because the teacher said I was going to get burned if I made my sandwich like that. But, to this day I still make my sandwiches like that (butter one piece of bread, put it on the very hot skillet, lay the cheese on top, butter the other piece of bread and plop that on top) My teacher thought my writing style showed my belief that I wouldn’t get burned and she took that as condescencion. But in my little 5th grade mind, I said, “FUCK THAT!” So PUR is my homegirl like that. And we had the “girlfriend” emoticon in our signature lines. So I just like her for who she is and don’t mind her faults because I have my faults too. If she is not emotionally intelligent now, I think she can change.

    Shay, you’s my homegirl too. Glad you’re here.

    dipshit #1

  18. Not a Bee-liever said

    I was just reading that 8/12 post and comments that you pointed out. I am filing my formal complaint that you guys were being nasty and everyone was having fun being nasty, yet this week I wrote “I had to change my pad” and people were grossed out. People of Duh, I hereby complain that people took offense to what I wrote but did not express discontent on 8/12. ScrewU, will you be my lawyer if I get my day in court?

    dipshit #1

  19. ScrewU said

    Shay
    I knew you would. You seemed smart like that. I also was chuckling on Pink Truth when you mentioned that you had some press previously and anyone reading could have seen Tracy drooling in her response to you. Here’s my reenactment for all you banned bitches.

    Shay: I’ve had some press before for my business
    Tracy: You haaaavvvvveeee???? You absolutely must share! People KNOW you? (*thinking to herself…. how can i use this famous woman for my own fame?)
    Shay: It wasn’t that big a deal
    Tracy: But what was it for…. and you have to let us see… is there a link (*thinking to self…. yeah, so i can see if being friends with this woman is worth it)

  20. What What said

    I’m glad you’re back ScrewU! How’s the quitting smoking thing coming along?

    And where the hell has Bologna been? I miss her simple ass, and I’m sure her comments on all this PUR drama would be in-depth and insightful.

  21. Shay the StarFleet Commander said

    ROTFLMAO @ ScrewU

    Thanks…..I needed that. :o)

  22. Shay the StarFleet Commander said

    Thanks, NAB. :o)

  23. Dizzy from the Dastardly ways of Tracy said

    You know I missed you. I just told you in private, not on this here blog. Since when do you need affermations? Did I spell that right?

  24. wb ScrewU! You have catching up to it seems.

  25. gothchiq said

    Uh, I make my cheese sandwiches the same way. Where is the risk of burning? I’ve been doing this for years and years. Never had a problem.

    Maybe the teacher was particularly maladroit. lol

  26. gothchiq said

    Oh and Mr. Gothboy is eh-OK but tomorrow is the scattering of his father’s ashes so that is bound to be a mess. :/

  27. PC said

    LMAO @ ScrewU

    when did this happen? (Tracy hittin’ up Shay for some publicity?)
    LOLLLLLL

  28. Not a Bee-liever said

    I miss bologna too. She’s the one who wrote the “Anything you can do I can do better” post that copied *gasp* what I had written on PT. Big deal, somebody copies what you write on the internet. Cry me a river.

    *passing out virtual grilled cheese sandwiches to everyone*

    dipshit #1

  29. Not a Bee-liever said

    ScrewU, that’s the perfect re-inactment of what happened when Shay mentioned she had been on TV. That’s exactly how I remember it too! 🙂

  30. Shay the StarFleet Commander said

    PC –

    It was not long after joining PT.

    If she had known how many times I had been on tv for my biz, she really WOULD have flipped. LOL

    Glad I didn’t email links. 😀

  31. Shay the StarFleet Commander said

    Forgot to sign my post:

    DUHPUPPY #1

  32. Willie Lump Lump said

    Oh i get it. Willie finally has time to play and now the Bitches of Duh wanna act llike they have lives!! WTH

  33. ScrewU said

    Willie
    Maybe we are STFU so you will start singing some more ghetto songs again.
    La la la la la la la la… look at all those funeral cars

  34. Willie Lump Lump said

    Well, i was trying not to overload your innocent minds with too much ghetto-ness so don’t tempt me…. 😉

  35. ScrewU said

    Been a long time since someone called my mind innocent.

    Did you have fun dancing with PUR the other night Willie? It was beautiful and highly entertaining.

  36. Willie Lump Lump said

    Oh shit! I must’ve been drunk as a skunk cuz i don’t remember dancing with PUR. Where was this?

  37. ScrewU said

    Willie
    I was talking about the discussion you 2 had the other night. I missed it at the time but it was super fun fantastic reading later. I was using something called sarcasm when I termed it a dance.

  38. throwinguppink said

    LOL at Willie… You have to forgive him/her, Dizzy, because he/she can’t remember anything when he/she is drunk.

    Dance = A Verbal Ass Kicking

  39. Willie Lump Lump said

    Oh THAT! Yeah it was a blast..

    I’m sorry you couldn’t join us.

    and I’m sorry TUP just called you Dizzy. You have to forgive him/her for she can’t remember who’s who when he/she is sober… 😛

  40. throwinguppink said

    LOL — I have a problem when I am sober! Sorry Screw…

  41. ScrewU said

    TUP
    I will only forgive you because your pic is so beautiful. And I’ve already admitted I have a soft spot in my heart for hotties (ya know… in a nonlesbian kind of way). I suppose thats why I dislike Tracy so much. She is an anti-hottie. But you should be able to distinguish the difference between Dizzy and I by the simple fact that I could never use as many swears as her. She is much more prolific at that than I.

  42. ScrewU said

    Oh yeah, TUP, you should drink more then. Drinking solves everything

  43. Willie Lump Lump said

    So what we drinking tonight??

  44. PC said

    I’m on my way to get some more wine. Willie, I owe you one, or two or three…

  45. Willie Lump Lump said

    bring it on, i’ll drink all of ’em. LOLLLL

  46. eyesicle said

    Uh, I make my cheese sandwiches the same way. Where is the risk of burning? I’ve been doing this for years and years. Never had a problem.

    Maybe the teacher was particularly maladroit. lol

    A) Props to gothie and NAB for making sandwhiches the right way.
    B) Maladroit…good word…
    C) Bitches of Duh RULE.

    Snatches.

  47. Not a Bee-liever said

    My teacher thought I should “assemble” the sandwich outside of the skillet. Thanks for the reassurance that I’m not a fool at least when making sandwiches. But I am a fool in a lot of other ways. Eyesicle, you bitch, where have you been? Wassup?

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